gracie

it's kind of sad, I never gave a damn about the weather (and it never gave a damn about me) Prof pic by Shady-Potaty, my irl fave

[ommanyte]

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

[micdotcom]

[mrajtheartist]

Originally posted by apotterthing

[justjavis]

I’ve never seen anyone reach as much as Hillary

[missboston1399]

👀<=== Rollin em

[blackkesha]

REACH

Bitch said “raw peppers”. Is that what she really think black folk doing? Eating raw peppers?

[blackkesha]

lets call her Hillareach Clinton 

[thesoftghetto]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[runawaymarbles]

Um guys Hillary Clinton’s love of hot sauce is well documented and goes way back. Like from an article about what they ate in the white house in the 90s it says that she had 100 different kinds of hot sauce and she’s really big into chili peppers and eats raw jalapenos 

So it may or may not be what she thinks black people are doing but it’s definitely what she’s doing.

this is not a new thing

she is just really really into peppers

[runawaymarbles]

OK me pulling receipts for Hillary’s love of spicy food is like the least weird thing to happen in 2016, but I’ve found some more: but here’s her belief in eating raw peppers as of 2008 and here is her always bringing Tabasco sauce on official trips 

And here is a slate article pointing out that if she predicted this particular Beyonce song that far back and started carrying hot sauce so that she could try and seem cool twenty years later then she should be president based on her foresight alone. 

[jon-lox]

hillary hot sauce receipts

[defectivegembrain]

never thought I’d read the sentence “Hillary Clinton’s love of hot sauce is well documented and goes way back”

[faokryn]

Hillary needs to stop trying to present herself as everybody’s cool grandma and start presenting herself as the stone cold bitch who’s gonna make uncomfortable, unbroken eye contact with Putin as she unblinkingly bites into a raw habanero

[mllemusketeer]

reblogging for that last comment

[queenofasgard-stolethetardis]

I painted the Van Gogh Tardis on a Christmas ornament

[labias]

An icon

[beynons]

oh my god tom

[notsafef0rtwerk]

SHOOK

[mousseyfate]

D R A G G E D

[snarkies]

Saw Moana last night and it’s freaking gorgeous! I can’t wait to see it again

[stability]

[dangered]

relatable 

[fn2817-deactivated20231003]

[earlysea]

I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt on Tuesday and the world breathlessly looked to Jennifer Aniston for her response. They did this because once upon a time Aniston dated Brad Pitt, who eventually left her for Angelina Jolie.

For her part, Jennifer Aniston was not interested in discussing the matter.

“Fuck society, you people make me sick,” said Aniston on the Today show. “While you idiots are talking about this Brangelina bullshit, you’re ignoring what just happened yesterday with Terence Crutcher. An unarmed black father of four was driving home from college when his car broke down. The police showed up and shot him while both of his hands were in the air. This was all caught on video, which you can easily watch on the Internet. But instead, no, none of you will do that. You will instead focus on the fact that a celebrity couple is going through a divorce. Fuck you.”

Aniston continued:

“The same people that get super offended and lose their minds over whether or not an athlete takes a knee during the National Anthem don’t give two shits when an innocent person is executed with video evidence. They always say that it ‘needs more investigation.’ What is the matter with people? Do they not have souls? This country needs to get its shit together, stop shooting its citizens, and stop focusing on stupid nonsense so much.”

Response to Aniston’s comments have been divided.

“Damn, Jennifer is spittin’ hot fire today,” said one Facebook commenter. “I had no idea she was so woke.”

“How dare she? She can go to hell,” said another Facebook commenter. “We don’t need her libtard opinions about blah blah blah video evidence she just jealous cuz Angelina stole her man.”

While Aniston’s stand on the issues is to be lauded, it is not expected that anything in the world will change.

[1celestial1-deactivated20231025]

Damndamndamnnn

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

Hillary 2016

[runwithskizzers]

WOMEN HAVE SEEN THIS COMING FOR YEARS

[lampertino]

BOBBY NEWPORT HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE

[pinkfloydd]

[motherpup-blog1]

outrageously good looking family

[thestray]

Can I date a family?

[wowmelanin]

I mean…shit good question…

[dashbeardconfessional]

When your stupid wizard parents force you to make the bed.

[vonmunsterr-deactivated20260113]

this is a fucking cinematic masterpiece

[theartoflaika]

Fun fact: Kevin Parry, the dude in this vine works for Laika and did animation on The Boxtrolls and Kubo and the Two Strings.

[nutritionfact-deactivated201803]

The only actual ludicrous political correctness run amok is calling a bunch of nazis by the cute catchy name they gave to themselves to appeal to more people

[rarebritney]

pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

[thetrippytrip]

Viral Deer-Feeding Teen Kelvin Peña Creates Everybody Eats Foundation to Help Feed Families

While most people would have taken that 15 minutes of fame to capitalize and make some money for themselves, Kelvin did the exact opposite, he used his newfound notoriety to help others. That all came to a head this Thanksgiving when Kelvin and his Everybody Eats Foundation came together to provide 120 turkeys to churches and food pantries and over 30 thanksgiving meals to needy families.

“Gaining all of these eyes on me made me realize I can make an even bigger impact on this world. And that nothing makes me happier than helping people.”

News the media doesn’t want you to hear.. This makes me want to cry, dude got internet famous and then fed the homeless. This is real as fuck!

[thetardiscoffeemug-blog]

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE BEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED IN MY LIFETIME

[sociallyawkwardphantasy]

Same

[moss-flesh]

reblog if youd say yes