bye bye baby blue

Léo - french art blog: tempurart ✰

[tomhordy]

[tenpointstoq]

I am sorry but I just CAN’T

[boondock-smokes]

still my favourite on set story ever

[leandra-kinard]

I still can’t believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!! 

[unicornsandbutane]

the Fjellowship of the Ring

[thetrippytrip]

I wish the world would understand..

[lesbianhaircut]

Good post but I have to admit my favorite part is the anime religious girls

[sacrificetheory]

they have the power of god AND anime on their side

[alittlepudge-neverhurtnobody]

this is making me S C R E A M

[rodrickheffeley]

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

[starllex]

This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”

[pointnclick]

Putin is your 5 year old child and you’re taking him into the toy aisle for being brave at the dentist AU

[powerburial]

would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

things to remember:

nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad

because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

[margbarcis]

Posts That Changed The World

[mintgoth]

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

[angelicguy]

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

[looking4myson]

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

[melvinzd]

Mind blown 😂

[eryn-n-g]

So pure and adorable

[b00bconnoisseur]

I watched this like 6 the times I never tire of his reaction

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice

[distourted]

“influencer” sounds like a dystopian term

[corpsegirlforever]

It is

[dykemd]

keep liking my posts and we’re gonna end up like this

[amystiago]

finally found THIS

[funkyfreakycrime]

[1000drawings]

life after death  by Justin McElroy    

[memewhore]

[biff-donderglutes]

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[ewanmrozny]

Girl pizzas have arms