Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
what the shit does that mean
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Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
what the shit does that mean
ASDJDKFKVIDNEND REBECCA SUGAR I SWEAR
THANK YOU I WILL NOW CRAWL BACK INTO MY HIATUS HOLE
who decided that dragons have arms? they don’t need em
Dragons need arms to hug
god damn it you’re right
hey it’s october so i just thought i’d let you guys know i’ll never post jump scares and am extremely anti-screamer or anything else along those lines. i hope you’re all ok and stay safe this month
feel free to rb this as much as you want! just because it’s tagged with “personal” doesn’t mean you shouldn’t tell your followers this too. let people know you have a safe blog!
Writing/drawing something INCREDIBLY SELF-INDULGENT
Sheet music, but every time it says crescendo it gets louder
Sheet music, but everytime it says diminuendo all of the brass section doesn’t care
Finally, a realistic addition to my post
Sheet music, but every time another f is added into the dynamic a few rogue brass players find a new definition of nasty tone quality
me at home: oh my god i lvoe history im G Onna STICK T H E ENTIRE TREATY OF VERSAILLES UP MY ASS
me when i get history homework: please delete history
I really wish there was something where you could track the commonplace of an object based on country and time period. It would make writing historical fiction so much easier.
Like seriously I just wanna know if dishwashers were a thing in 1930s Russia
So disliking pedophiles makes you an idiot. Reblog if you’re an idiot.
I thought I heard a little snippet of Bach's Tocatta and Fugue in D minor in one of the songs and I can't figure out which one. Was there a song that you snuck a little bit of it into or was it just harmonic minor + a similar rhythm?
no i definitely do this all the time
OKAY SO I FOUND WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT IN THIS ASK
Yeah. I had to replay the game just to figure out where I thought I heard something.
It's that chord that plays right before Table for Tooth in-game. I'm used to hearing that chord in Bach's Tocatta. No wonder I couldn't find it in the soundtrack, the chord isn't actually in the version on the soundtrack.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This is pretty much the definition of being an ace person, tbh, and I’m so glad.
#I thought it was an exaggeration for literal years (via sonickitty)
this is literally the #that sounds fake but okay meme im dying
#ME#I THOUGHT SEXUAL ATTRACTION WAS RARE#AKA#HOW TO FIND OUT YOU’RE DEMI (via @miseryauthoress)
Honestly, every single cheating plotline never made sense because “but why do you have to have sex with them? just don’t??”
^^^^ Every single cheating plot line ever I was like: What is so hard about keeping your pants on what is your problem??
…do you have any idea how hard it is to do literary criticism that will get published when your reaction to at least 75% of character motivations is this makes no sense whatsoever why do they even care?
When people ask you why you don’t date someone just to try, and when you answer that well you’re not interested in that person, they explain that usually you don’t like the person at first, but you might fall in love after having dated a little while
and you’re just?????? but what?????????? is the point of dating someone if you don’t like them??????????????
what do you mean the point is making out and sex????????? why would i want to do that with someone i don’t already like?????????
I have literally experienced all of these.
^Same
THIS
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My demi ass when I didn’t understand why people were so obsessed with celebrities.
Me listening to marching band tapes: I can't hear any tenor sax, am I not playing very loud?
Last note of the show: *GEESE ARE BEING MURDERED BY A ROGUE TENOR*
Someone give me a music prompt, I wanna write some stuff
I mean, like, maybe give me a character + an emotion or a character and then say that you want me to write a theme. Nothing I can do will include vocals with actual lyrics bc I can’t sing but I’m pretty sure my software has almost any instrument I could want in it + SATB voices with an “ah” sound
Reblog if you have an original story!
I’m not talking about fanfictions or AU’s based off of a video game/comic/TV series, I’m talking about a story with a world and characters that are YOURS and YOURS alone.
I dont see why a lot of people are surprised people want to fuck clowns
Like have you forgotten this guy