Things my Filipino Grandma Says.

i don't know why i didn't start this sooner.

[fiti-vation]

[ernasd]

oh this is a life saver

[gallusrostromegalus]

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO:  if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive.  Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

[petermorwood]

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

[tope-con-hewwo]

Piping fuckin hot take incoming but it doesn’t matter if fat people are healthy. Not everyone has to be a paragon of fuckin health to be treated like a person.

[zeenajade]

Reblog if you're up to sexting and you're lesbian or bi

[squirt-in-my-face]

Plsssss 👅

[amirmommy3-blog]

plzzzz

[kimreesesdaughter]

All jokes aside about Prince being the shade King. Do you know what he did for music? His defiance of hyper masculinity and what a Black man was supposed to look and sound like? Prince is a legend.I don’t want to see any light skin men be like memes, I don’t want to see any “can still pull your bitch” jokes. This is a serious moment for one of the greatest entertainers to ever live and breathe. Purple Rain, When Doves Cry, Wanna Be Your Lover, Black Sweat and countless other hits. Your immortality is your music. Farewell Prince Rogers Nelson. 

[theshawtynug-deactivated2017102]

So it’s time for another giveaway! 

This bong basically just sits at the back of the cabinet & doesn’t get used so I want it to be somewhere that it’ll be loved. It’s a nice double honeycomb si pipe. The base is in two pieces (hence the tape) but it can be glued together or taped all cute 😉 

 What you’ll win: 

The bong pictured above 

A jar that @smoketogethighcustheworldissolow is going to custom paint for you! (How awesome is she?! You should totally follow her!) 

Rolling papers 

Hemp wick 

Other little goodies I throw in the package 😋 

 Rules! 

You must be following @theshawtynug 

You must be 18+ and I’ll only pay for shipping in the U.S. or Canada 

Reblogs count as entries, likes are ignored. 

 No giveaway blogs & don’t flood people’s dash reblogging please 

I’ll pick a winner using a random generator on May 5th :)

Other than that, have fun and good luck!

[icanrelateto]

[lovequotesrus]

Everything you love is here

[pitchblackloner]

[thethingsmygmasays]

I swear my grandma would say this

[mrgolightly]

Visit Original Link

Tegan and Sara - Closer

[jalonzo]

[thethingsmygmasays]

Those

[thethingsmygmasays]

Always put foil on a baking dish, to eliminate having to wash the dish.

[thethingsmygmasays]

They notice weight change as if I got a new haircut.

Grandma: Jaz', keep on eating, you're getting skinny. *puts hands at where my collarbones are and feels them*

Me: *smiles* I am grandma.

[fakefullnames]

What we text about when we’re up at night in our separate rooms. Nerds

[thethingsmygmasays]

me anywhere i go: i hope i don't see anyone i know

[fakefullnames]

they’re not going to get small dick guys

My grandpa talking about male dancers, in regards to Magic Mike

Actually my grandpa said it

[yeawellmaybeyoushould]

[skippingbubbles-deactivated2012]

BLOG   |   FACEBOOK   |   FLICKR   |   TWITTER

[thethingsmygmasays]

Always put foil on a baking dish, to eliminate having to wash the dish.

Grandma