I cross the street - or my heart - or my fingers

I like writing about Boys kissing and getting operated on. 27y.o. AO3 is @thousandyearwitch. My Tumblr main is @kampflesben.

[thethousandyearwitch]

~Index~

[Active Fandoms: HxH, Chainsaw Man, Dungeon Meshi, Naruto

Potential Fandoms: JJK, Uma Musume, Golden Kamuy, Code Geass, Umineko]

Hunter x Hunter:

-> The Show Must Go On! [Hisoka x Illumi, Gon x Killua; YouTuber/Streamer AU; 23k Words, Rated T]

-> Looking For Gardens/Coffins [Pariston x Ging; Hanahaki Disease; 1700 Words, Rated T]

-> We make this bond [Pariston x Ging, Pariston & Gon; Pariston gets to Babysit; 1300 Words, Rated G]

-> Go ahead, Hold your breath [Leorio x Kurapika, Hisoka x Illumi, Pariston x Ging; Hospital AU; 4700 Words, Rated T]

-> Save a dance (just for you) [Leorio x Kurapika; Hurt No Comfort Autopsy fic; 3500 Words, Rated T, Major Character Death]

-> Dirty Nails/Awful Thoughts [Pariston x Ging; Cannibalism Hunter/Prey Dynamics; 6400 Words, Rated E, Major Character Death and Violence]

-> Damned Doomed Dismal [Hisoka x Illumi, Illumi x Chrollo; Arranged Marriage + Infidelity; 7700 Words, Rated E]

-> Undo(ne) [Hisoka x Illumi; Porn Without Plot, Hisoka sends Illumi a drunken booty call and reaps what he sows; 2k Words, Rated E]

Chainsaw Man:

-> Smelling Blood; Wanting More [Denji x Yoshida; Canon Divergent Yaoi Dungeon Scene; 1400 Words, Rated E]

-> Take Me Alive [Asa x Yoru; Porn Without Plot + mild DubCon; 1200 Words, Rated E]

-> Dance, Mephisto [Asa x Yoru; No Devils AU; Bully!Yoru; 13k Words, Rated E]

-> = Diamonds = [WIP; Denji x Yoshida; Omegaverse; Porn without Plot; Rated E]

Dungeon Meshi:

-> Sweet To Tongue & Sound To Eye [Kabru x Mithrun; Post-Canon Porn Without Plot; 2k Words, Rated E]

-> Just Lay Still [Milsiril x f!Reader; Pre-Canon, Milsiril nurses you back to health; 5.5k Words, Rated T]

-> Enucleation [Kabru x Mithrun; Post-Canon, Kabru does wound care on Mithruns eye and somehow porn happens; 2k Words, Rated E]

Naruto:

-> Eye for an Eye [Hidan x Kakuzu; Black Market Organ Theft with homoerotic Surgery AU; 1700 Words, Rated E]

[thethousandyearwitch]

*⁠♡Nothing but trust.

“Obviously you're sick if you're refusing food.” Yoshida laughed and cautiously approached him. He slowly reached out his hand and let it rest on Denji's forehead. Feverish, hot and sweaty, he leaned into the touch. Despite knowing better, Yoshida moved in closer, until he could whisper into Denji's ear. “How are you stupid enough to come out here if you know your heat is starting?"

Yoshida finds Denji just as he's about to start his heat cycle, and offers to help him out...cause that's what friends are for, right?

Yoshiden Omegaverse AU! Alpha!Yoshida, Omega!Denji. Rated E. 4k Words. porn without Plot ♥️

AO3 Link

[thethousandyearwitch]

Dance, Mephisto

“For the longest time, I was no one. People looked past me, through me. And it was fine that way, I had gotten used to the isolation, the silence, my own company.” Asa tried to not stumble over her words and she held onto the hem off her skirt just to feel anything else but her own sweaty hands, eyes fixed to the ground. “But then you were there constantly. You saw me. You hurt me. But you saw me. I don't care if you beat the crap out of me every day and call me a stupid slut for the rest of my life, just…keep paying attention to me!” Ah, I just said something really embarrassing, didn't I?

The new girl at school gave Asa brief hope of making a new friend- Until she threatened and hurt her, over and over. But still, why can't she stay away?

School bully!Yoru x Asa, no devils AU, 13k Words

Explicit!

AO3 Link

[chainsawctopus]

Missing Hirofumi Yoshida as usual (Doodle based on Ch. 156)

[windsaor]

yoshida hirofumi.

insta : @windsaor

[eoqina]

[ez0dex]

i guess a pro wouldn't puke...

[lantddinh]

HNY! And here I thought I was in burnout hahahahahah. Fujimoto gave me the motivation to make fanarts again My goal for this year is to draw more BLs

[eoqina]

[eoqina]

fear

[eoqina]

[thethousandyearwitch]

Enucleation

“What’s going on?” Mithrun uncrossed his arms and pointed to his prosthetic eye. “My wound needs to be cleaned.” Of course this cleared up next to nothing. ----- In the middle of worrying about where Mithrun is going to go now that his mission is over, Kabru gets tasked with doing wound care on his prosthetic eye. They both get carried away.

Kabru x Mithrun, Rated Explicit, 2k words.

Blow Jobs, Wound Care, Eye Trauma. My favorite triple threat.

AO3 Link

[thethousandyearwitch]

Undo(ne)

“What’s the meaning of this?” Hisoka's eyes flutter open, first in a burst of anger and surprise from being woken, but as he scans Illumis face, he relaxes and smiles at him. “Mmh, ‘lumi, what’re you doing here?” “You send me an SOS and-” Hisoka opens his mouth again to interrupt, but a sudden and unmistakable stench hits Illumi in waves and he harshly thrusts the man's head against the mattress. “-you reek of alcohol.”

Hisoka sends Illumi a drunken booty call, and reaps what he sows.

Porn without Plot, Explicit, Hisoka (Bottom) x Illumi (Top), 2k words.

[AO3 Link]

[thethousandyearwitch]

Take Me Alive

She shifts under the blanket again, though the friction on the bare skin of her legs feels like sandpaper. She kicks the blanket to the floor, next to the discarded pillow. “You’re starting to piss me off, go to sleep!” “I can’t! I’ve tried everything! Everything is uncomfortable and too loud or too quiet and too hot or too cold. And you’re not helping!” “Have you tried rubbing one out?”

In which Asa can't sleep, and Yoru thinks to teach her one easy way to tire yourself out.

Rated Explicit. Mildly Dubious Consent.

1200 words, short fic, Porn Without Plot

-AO3 Link Here-

[thethousandyearwitch]

Hello! I saw you talking about Noctilucent and your fanfics are absolutely amazing! It would be great if you could write ine about Cypar x Anli! I like this ship most because Cypar seems to be the most genuinely inlove with Anli lol!

Hiii first of all thank you 🩷 (I've been on break from playing the game for like a week because I was busy, I feel so bad about it though,,)

CyparxAnli is definitely so cute though 🩷 Cypar is so cute with how jealous he gets when other people get too close to anli, and u think they have such an adorable honest relationship 🩷

I'd def be open to write for them, maybe even a high fantasy Knight/Prince AU, or something similar. Definitely something where I can play harder into the more protective aspects for Cypar.

Maybe something along the lines of a heavily wounded knight!Cypar being tender to by the prince he's sworn to protect 💞

[thethousandyearwitch]

Damned Doomed Dismal

Kikyo reached across the table and gently took a hold of one of Illumis hands. “Even though you are not going to be heir to the family head, you’re still our eldest son. That carries an amount of respect and duty you have to fulfill, for the good of all of us.” “Is this about-” “It’s about marriage.” ------------------------ A marriage between Chrollo Lucifer of the Phantom Troupe and Illumi Zoldyck had been arranged; A marriage of convenience, beneficial to both families. However, Illumis continued dissatisfaction with the duty bestowed upon him, may just lead him to darker places.

Hisoka x Illumi ; Chrollo x Illumi ; Hisoka & Chrollo

Rated: Explicit

Tags: Arranged Marriage ; Adultery ; Alternate Universe - No Nen (Hunter X Hunter) ; Forced Marriage ; Light BDSM ; Mildly Dubious Consent ; Dysfunctional Family ; Canon-Typical Violence

Words: 7.7k

AO3 Link <3

[thethousandyearwitch]

What's the demand for noctilucent fics so far? I could definitely see myself writing either ship stuff for any of the guys, or self-insert stuff.

If anyone has any requests or ideas, I'd love to hear them <3

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