Appleless Apple Juice

Fruit (them/them) not a fandom blog, but not NOT a fandom blog. No thoughts just vibes

[sexchangedotcom]

thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[i-am-a-fish]

oug im gay

[default-cube]

reblogging with tongue

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[rajamie]

An absolutely canon event that definitely happened…

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[charoitenigma]

no, white baby, racism isn’t a valid trauma response.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[sexchangedotcom]

this clown car ain’t big enough for the two of us. for the three of us. for the four of us. for the

[dogpuppy]

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[wifehaver103947]

thank you guys for playing blogs with me

[apolladay]

Favorite type of pie?

* apple

* cherry

* key lime

* lemon meringue

* meat

* mince

* peach

* pecan

* pumpkin

* strawberry

* something else

* see results

Favorite type of pie?

apple

cherry

key lime

lemon meringue

meat

mince

peach

pecan

pumpkin

strawberry

something else

see results

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

[mortimancer]

I haven't seen anyone make this image yet. So.

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

🌈 here is a little rainbow for anyone who is sad today