GRIMOIRE

Ash, 20, she/her, queer, Taurus 🌙️ a baby witch's side blog for figuring out her place in the world

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[lokis-bookish-boy-deactivated20]

The Havamal stanza 71

A limping man can ride a horse,

a handless man can herd,

a deaf man can fight and win.

Its even better to be blind

than fuel for the funeral pyre;

what can a dead man do?

[thedeedwithaname]

https://archive.org/stream/revhosatx2/Curse%20Your%20Boss_djvu.txt

Beginning on Page 123/124:

“...the name of a troublesome police officer can be gathered and taken to a Catholic church. There the aspiring revolutionary can inform a priest the name is that of the recently deceased and pay for a mass to be said for the newly dearly departed. An entire church will affirm the officer is a dead man...”

“... Valerian root, also known as Vandal root, causes horrible accidents and bad luck to follow those whom it’s been thrown at. It can be sprinkled on cop cars or mixed with the dirt of a specific officer’s footprints. The dirt can be thrown in a jar with vinegar, Red Pepper flakes, and whole Black Pepper and buried in a cemetery...”

“...Red Pepper flakes, Black Pepper, Black Mustard seed, Valerian root, Spanish moss, and rusty nails can be thrown into ajar with water from a horrible, nasty place. Add Psalm 109 written in red ink to the jar and pray with extreme venom all the terrible things you wish to afflict your victim with. Seal the jar, throw it at the targets door with all your might, and return to safer ground...”

“... before any operation, or before joining in a protest or place where agitation could occur, prepare a tea of Bay leaves, Black Cohosh, and Star Anise before noon. Take the tea as the sun is rising and asperge the members of the cell taking part in the action, calling upon the spirits of the herbs to grant them success, protection, luck, as well as increased psychic perception. Throw the remaining water eastward...”

“...Take an empty glass bottle and pour in Red Pepper Flakes, Cayenne, and crushed styrofoam. Fill the bottle half way with (radacted because tumblr, it’s in the book), capping it. Take an Ace of Spades card and write the number “792” thirteen times on the front of it. Tear the card into little pieces and add it to the bottle. Tie, tape, or use metal wire to wrap a rag around the neck of the bottle, alternatively affixing the rag to the main body of the bottle, leaving the neck free to be used as a handle for greater throwing distance. Light the rag, throw the bottle far from you (and very far away from children, pets, and anyone else you do not wish harmed by its incendiary magic) and laugh, calling upon Dionysus the Liberator...”

“...in a blue flannel bag take Oregano, Fennel seed, Black Mustard seed, and three chips of Cascara Sagrada bark, praying over each group of herbs that their spirits awaken and keep you safe from all meddlesome individuals and authorities. Add a piece of paper with your name written on it and smeared with your blood, sealing the bag up afterward. A candle carved with the words ‘LAW KEEP AWAY” and dressed in an oil of the same name can be burned as you do this, and the bag can be kept near it as it burns to help charge it as you pray. Make a blend of the same herbs that went into the bag and burn them over charcoal, giving the spirit of the bag a name. When named, soak the bag in whiskey. Now it is alive. After all is said and done, feed the bag whiskey once a week and never let anybody other than yourself see it or touch it. If they do, they will kill the spirit and you will need to create an entirely new bag...”

All this is from Doctor Bones in “Curse Your Boss, Hex the State, Take Back the World”, linked above.

Good luck🤘

[star-anise]

My current blessing for my friends when they go outside:

“May the plague and police never touch you.”

[cheap-meretrix]

This is a sign to reshuffle your tarot deck!!

[thevoidsorcerer]

I realized that some people think it’s ok to put down others for doing certain “childish” or “fake” forms of magick. I’m thinking specifically of stuff like pop culture witchcraft/paganism. Just because it doesn’t involve long ingredient lists or ancient incantations doesn’t mean it’s not a real and serious form of witchcraft.

So incase anyone hadn’t heard, I support pop culture witchcraft and actively practice it myself. Don’t let anyone shame how you practice your craft. So, here is an emoji spell to bring you good fortune in all that you do.

🔮🍀✨👑✨🍀🔮

Like=Charge

Reblog=Cast

[thesubcon10ent]

I was googling some stuff about tarot cards and ended up on reddit and stumbled upon this gem

[thescarlettbitch]

If you're witchcraft is exclusionary I don't want to see it.

Witchcraft is a practice that anyone can partake in.

Including men.

Including trans women.

Including trans men.

Including black people.

Including indigenous people.

Including people with disabilities.

Including satanists.

Including atheists.

Including literally ANYONE.

Do NOT be a piece of shit.

[perse-phoneee-deactivated202007]

Me @ witchy and tarot influencers who are using the coronavirus outbreak as a marketing tactic with "coronavirus readings" and tips on which teas to drink so you "won't" get coronavirus:

[magicandtea]

Emoji spell for money to make its way into your pockets 😉😉

💲💚🕯💵💰💵🕯💚💲

likes charge, reblogs cast✨

[belalugosishreds]

rbing witchy things is such a dangerous game because a fair few of them are terfs and usually you dont realize it until you go on their blogs and see posts about how they get their magic from their wombs.

if you're an inclusive witch blog like or rb this so I can check you out

and if you're a terf remember to choke on your wassail

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Some of you did not spend your childhoods making potions out of random leaves and berries and twigs and just throwing them all in a tub of water and stirring it with a big stick you found and it shows.

[eclectic-witch-king]

Anyone who did this is now a witch

[cxrnvcxpia-deactivated20200416]

I feel called out by the second post

[breelandwalker]

Paula White out there babbling on about breaking curses and hexes sent against the President.

Bitch, if those hexes were arrows, they’d blot out the sun.

And we’d continue fighting fascism in the shade.

Get fucked.

[breelandwalker]

I mean, I wasn’t GONNA hex anybody this month, but now…

I mean, when the universe points out a clear example of evil, gives you a hammer and says, “What are you prepared to do?”

Well gee, kids, sometimes a witch just has to be the instrument of cosmic justice.

Scuse me while I fire up my cauldron.

[upthewitchypunx]

Did you see her latest nonsense about wanting “Satanic pregnancies” to miscarry? Real pro-life wishing for that, right?

That being said, I think the president is good and fucked with hexes. How about we work on opening the eyes of the ignorant followers who believe his horse shit.

[haleghest]

Can we set a date please

[breelandwalker]

I suggest the day of closing arguments for the impeachment trial.

Or next full moon. Whichever comes first.

I’ll start putting ideas together. Y’all let me know what you come up with. We should hit the problem from as many angles as possible, including saturation of social media with news updates and debunking of misinformation campaigns. (Because you know they’ll be out there.)

The trouble with cognitive dissonance, which appears to be the GOP’s current forte, is that there are two basic reactions to objective facts which disprove their beliefs. They either absorb the new information and start changing their minds, or they double down on their bullshit and insist on untruths because the prospect of being wrong or changing is just too painful.

So we’d have that to deal with.

Plus there’s the issue of free will. This is going to require some semi-advanced mechanics.

[ei-len]

This might sound weird at first but hear me out: Glamours.  Think about it, a typical glamour doesn’t actually subvert free will, or even attempt to. It affects perception – the affected perceiver is still completely free to choose how to respond to what they perceive, though a well-crafted glamour can be extremely influential. They don’t have to be about beauty. And they’re not so advanced as to be obstructively difficult for even fairly inexperienced witches to pull off.  So. Fling glamours at the obnoxious idiot himself, to amplify his most obnoxious qualities in the perception of all who observe him. Can’t hurt to hit his cronies too.  Gift glamours of respectability and reasonableness to those who stand against him. Cast glamours of ringing-true at objective-fact reporting sources, and glamours of ringing-false at those who spread lies. Just, glamours. They have so much underutilized potential!

[breelandwalker]

……………This is GENIUS.

Glamour magic is pretty simple and like ei-lena says, it’s all about perception. Visualization pushed toward manifestation. And, conversely, the removal of barriers to clear perception as well.

WHO WANTS TO EMPEROR’S-NEW-CLOTHES THIS SHIT.

[upthewitchypunx]

Yes!

[stormbornwitch]

Emperor’s new clothes…. genius!

[lordoftheroost]

From infusions and tinctures to oils and salves: The basics of herbal healing and the beginnings of any potion. 

Decoction: A decoction is needed to extract the deeper essence from harder substances such as barks, roots and stems. Place the raw materials in a pot and fill it with fresh water. Simmer uncovered until the water lever is reduced by 1/3. Strain the resulting liquid to remove particulates then drink or use as needed. Infusion: Pour freshly boiled water over the desired herb or planar matter, roughly 8 ounces of water per teaspoon of dried plant parts. When using fresh herbs roughly 3 times as much is required. 

Oil: Place flowers, herbs or other plant parts in a sealed glass container. Fill the container with an organic oil (ex: Olive, sesame, etc…) until it is an inch above the material being used. Place the bottle somewhere warm for 2 weeks, next to a stove while cooking, on the mantle, a sunny window sill, etc. Upend the container daily to ensure the oil saturates the material. 

Ointment: Heat 2 cups of pure lard to frying temperature. Add 4 handfuls of crumbled dry herbs or 6 handfuls of chopped fresh herb to the lard. Stir to to blend and let simmer for 1 minute. Remove from heat, cover and let sit over night. Reheat until liquid then mix in 4 tablespoons of an organic oil, this will prevent it hardening to much. Squeeze through a cheese clothe to remove solids and store in a crockery or glass container. 

Salve: Mix 3 ounces of finely pulped plant parts, 7 ounces of lard and 1 ounce of beeswax. When thoroughly mixed simmer over low heat in active red pot for 1-2 hours. Remove from eat and allow to cool. 

 Tincture: A tincture uses alcohol to extract the properties of a herb or plant. Loosely fill a glass container with fresh or dried herbs and add some sort of food grade spirit (ex: vodka), vinegar can also be used for certain ingredients. Cork or otherwise seal the container and leave somewhere warm for 2 or more weeks. 

 *Information from “Healing Teas - How to prepare and use read to maximize your health” by Marie Nadine Antol. 

**images from google.

[dancingtreeco]

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[fornsidramerica]

Heathenry is made up of people from many different backgrounds and identities. Many of these identities were targeted in the German Holocaust from 1933-1945 including Jewish, LGBTQIA+, Disabled, Roma, and other identities that didn’t fit the ableist, racist, and purist agenda of the Third Reich and its allies.

Today we stand together in remembrance of those who were victims of genocide, in solidarity with those who survived, and we will continue to stand together in the face of discrimination, hate, and holocaust denial. Heathens remember.

[moon-gh0st]

Thank you, @ blimpeh on Twitter for this warning! ZERO TOLERANCE FOR TERFs and transphobes. Also don’t exclude male and non-binary witches! That’s not the witch way.

[lunerbean]

I will always reblog warnings about this book. I've seen way too many people post pics of this book because it's "aesthetically pleasing" or whatever. Lister is a fucking terf and doesn't deserve the revenue from people buying her book.

Instead, consider checking out this website for a list of lgbtq+ positive/inclusive works. Here's a sneak preview of a few of the books mentioned above.

[blood-bones-bitchcraft]

I know I recently reblogged the original post about Witch, but these resources were too great to pass up

[patchuolli]

I’m not even trans but I bought that book thinking it was gonna give me some cool insight , just to open it and read about fucking pussy powers and I -

[witches-ofcolor]

^^ This! Witchcraft in general has heavily gendered language, mostly IDing with femininity, wombs, and so on that I've always found disturbing and alienating.