TheTidalTurtle

Just an individual attempting to float on the tides of life. One requires a rather competent captain to navigate between being a geeky semi-intellectual with a profound love for books and music, and a soccer hooligan capable of throwing pizza slices and other foods at the idiot players on the tv. Still hiring.

[tequilakisses-and-bigfootcuddles]

[thetidalturtle]

When people ask who is the “man” in the relationship.

[personblogging]

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Can I get my insurance to cover shadow puppet theater for when I’m hospitalized? Or for when I’m bed bound at home? Or just... ON DEMAND? PLEASE.  

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(via https://soundcloud.com/sekuoia-1/01-dissapear?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=tumblr)

[thetidalturtle]

NAWW CUTENESS OVERLOAD and the visual art is stunning!! karinafarek

[earthboundricochet]

The idea that bisexuals are automatically “straight passing” and have more privilege than gay people is rooted on a ton of assumptions:

the assumption that all bi women are “femmes” and there are no “bi butches” or androgynous-presenting bi ladies

the assumption that all bi men are manly or anyway not “stereotypically gay”

the assumption that those of us who are more gender-conforming are like that not due of the same social pressure that gay and lesbian people feel but rather that we are just automatically more straight-presenting due to personal inclination

the assumption that we’re always gonna choose a relationship that’s gonna be seen as straight by society over one that’s gonna be seen as gay, as if we can choose who we are attracted or fall in love with

the assumption that most straight people give a shit if they think you are gay but then you tell them you’re bi and they’re gonna be like “my bad I was about to discriminate you but since you’re not gay you get a free pass!”. Newsflash: if someone is an homophobe they don’t give a shit if you are not “fully gay”, you’re still gonna be a *insert slur here* to them.

all of this is rooted in the idea that we are “basically straight anyway”, which is a load of crap 

[thetidalturtle]

This. The cycle of marginalization has to end. If we all stepped out of these harmful boxes of prejudice and ideas of normality, there would be no margins to begin with. You would just see me for me and I would see you for you.  

[bi-privilege]

[thetidalturtle]

preach

[thetidalturtle]

NASA: Do you wanna see some pictures of Pluto?

me: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SPACE

[oomshi]

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

[glitterproxy-blog]

do i like you or do i like that you like me

[sweetsugarydeathx-deactivated20]

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

[nerdswithanxietysaywhat]

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

[delicatemotion-blog]

Is anyone gonna eat this taco or should I just assume that they aren’t

[mindy-blanchardism]

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

did you mean

[lagoonhag]

birates

[chronicarus-old]

it’s like all you gotta do is flip the p upside down

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Well, it just shows how easy it is to go both ways.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder what aliens named our planet

[just-shower-thoughts]

Hundreds of kids killed in Syria, no one bats an eye. A lion killed and the whole world gets in a uproar.

[thetidalturtle]

What we actually want in a movie:

Female lead: *shoots 7 people dead in the forehead from ~150 ft away*

Male lead: where did you learn to do that?

Female lead: Four older brothers, you learn a few things :)

Male lead: They taught you to shoot?

Female lead: What? No, they were jackasses, so I used them as target practice.

[joel]

Untitled

[thetidalturtle]

Future house goals.

[casuallyfailing]

[thetidalturtle]

All fights between me and my brother in a nutshell.