[aqvarivsvart]

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no text, just vibes

[theancientsdice]

Night Witch

Sold///// Available upon request please message me if interested!

[roschka]

It's 2025. Stephenie Meyer releases the long-dreaded book about Jacob and Renesmee, which she titles Blood Moon. In it, Jake and the now seven-year-old but "physically mature" Renesmee get married and have a daughter which they name Sarabella after her grandmothers. All fans refer to this new child only as cerebellum. Stephenie Meyer goes into hiding.

[ruinedchildhood]

[isyoursummer]

hamilton + text posts (part 2)

[isyoursummer]

hamilton + text posts (part 2)

[isyoursummer]

hamilton + text posts (part 1)

[kangals]

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

[felisorablue]

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man

[gennyescsecsemo]

[peachpiefuckingangeldeath-deact]

these are all fucking clean

[lolsomeone-actually]

I want it all

[barbara-lazuli]

CHOCOLATE FUCKING JESUS

[fuks]

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[princessoftypos-blog]

i wanna know the story behind this

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

[andromedafalls]

What the FUCK

[ankle-beez]

this is the greatest scene in all of cinema and nobody will convince me otherwise

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

John mulaney quotes for starwars characters?

Since there are so many, here are quotes for each of the main trios:

Anakin Skywalker:

Padme Amidala:

Obi Wan Kenobi:

Luke Skywalker:

Han Solo:

Leia Organa:

Rey:

Finn:

Poe Dameron:

[rodrickheffeley]

there's something stupid going inside my head

[rodrickheffeley]

[babyanimalgifs]

Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding! 

(Source)

[birdhug]

the doves in the video are like “Whats up gamers welcome to another eating tutorial”

[nyctosaurid]

who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

[dimetrodone]

Undocked unrestrained

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

The reason most farmers dock (cut off) the tails is to prevent fly strike, an often lethal infection of fly larvae in the rear of the sheep. Without a (VERY FLUFFY) tail for fecal matter to accumulate on, fly strike is almost completely eliminated!

[brunhiddensmusings]

there is a wide variety of similar treatments for farm animals that are entirely for the animals well being pigs get their tail curled and tusks removed as babies so they dont accidentally nip each other while playing or stab each other just walking around- even a small tail nip might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood goats/cows often have their horns removed as babies as well both for obvious reasons to prevent stabbings but also to prevent them from growing in weird that can cause pain and infection for the animal chickens and other poultry, especially pet ones or hobby farms, might have their flight feathers clipped to prevent them from flying over fences, where their life expectancy is nill outside the farm/owners enclosure

[rabbitfishes]

Very good and valid points but please tell me what you mean by “might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood” before I lose my marbles

[battlships]

Pigs are omnivores and cannibals. Fun fact if you ever have need to dispose of a body, tossing it in a pigpen will get rid of it real fast.

[amaronith]

There’s a reason why everyone went into a full blown panic when Dorothy fell into the pigpen in the Wizard of Oz. Pigs are vicious.

[acefandom103]

[sooske-deactivated20200915]

[myososheep]

[rnoonsetter]

ALSKSJSKALSK SO APPARENTLY ALIENWARE MADE A PROTOTYPE ULTRAWIDE CRT IN 2008

[rnoonsetter]

C H O N K

[sindri42]

Looking at those vents I can only assume that this thing sounds like an airliner taking off and can be used to heat your entire house.