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Nice fangs bro do you wana make out I mean make out I mean make out i mean make out sorry i mean make out i mean ma
Anyone else totally desensitized to the delta variant with a side of futility or is it just me. Im wearing my mask and stuff but the scale of the horror of it is just lost on me now
I heard "delta spreads as fast as smallpox" and felt nothing
Yeah yeah, it's a plague, we get it, we know the drill.
Never thought I’d be so used to crippling, blinding existential fear
Beautiful, inspiring, transcendent: Humans can become accustomed to anything.
Horrific, terrifying, bleak: Humans can become accustomed to anything.
the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:
tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"
sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"
mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"
quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"
self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"
lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"
This isn’t a tag yourself
It’s a BINGO sheet
Meows at you in color mwahahaha
*Grabs your other hand* yes
holy shit
Oh sorry my bad
FUCK
this has legendary post energy radiating off of it
The tumblr massacre circa 2021
I’m so happy people on Tumblr in 2021 can still make posts with the same energy as Tumblr posts from 2013-2016.
Batcore!
i’ve been using the tag batcore on this blog for my own personal asethetic and i don’t think i’ve seen any posts with lists of things that fit it. so im making one now!
-large comfy clothes, often in black or dark colors -cloaks, shawls, long coats, etc. are a must for a wardrobe -crystals, rock, and stray buttons -horror movies! horror stories! horror games! -hot drinks in chilly foggy mornings -abandoned graveyards -sitting in the dark while it heavily rains outside -wandering around in the dead of night -becoming a local cryptid
this is the best i can sum up things, but feel free to add on :]
Rib and Cricket cause existential dread!
Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*
Dream girl:
Yellow with black stripes Six legs Antenna Compound eyes Collects pollen and nectar from flowers
When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.
I want like… a condo. And enough money to go on vacation sometimes. And maybe a mug.
bro look at thrift stores or garage sale for mugs
i once got a set of four cat mugs for a dollar. one of the best days of my life so far
Maybe I’m tired of going to thrift stores for mugs. Maybe I’m tired of the $5 target mugs. Maybe I want a really nice mug. Not like five hundred nice mugs. Just like… one or two would be nice. You know? Maybe I’d hang one on my wall. I think I’d like that. Owning a wall.
@what-even-is-thiss
Go to any streets that close for art events, you’ll find at least 1 good potter selling their wares there
I got the cup I use for my bathroom at Las Olas, Florida for their art fair a few years back, it was like $15ish but the potter had a set all in the same color combo of a bowl, 2 sized plates and 2 different mugs. I just wanted the one small cup but I’ve got the card somewhere
At the same art fair a year or two later a different potter was there selling his stuff and that’s who I got one of my tea mugs from for like again $15isb
Again, people are misunderstanding my actual desires represented by the mug.
There you go.
Every time we go into a Big Fancy Houseware shop just to browse, I stare wistful at the mugs. “We have enough mugs” I will say. But I know I my heart that all the mugs at home are mismatched and old, or secret Santa gifts from across the years. None of them have been purchased solely for the joy of buying a fancy new mug.
Like you could even go to the clearance aisle for mugs. The change of seasons always brings new and interesting things. OR A GOODWILL TRIP? Holy shit this person is going on and on about expensive ass mugs when what you really need in life is to not fall into the trap that capitalism has inevitably laid for all of us that makes us believe wholeheartedly that the only happiness we will find in life is the ability to purchase expensive things and to own expensive things
Go green and try to re-thrift for shit that’s so trivial it takes one slip of the hand to watch it completely fall to pieces
I made this post over a year ago now and inevitably whenever it gains more traction someone will pop up completely misunderstanding me, not understanding that I’d just like to be comfortable. I don’t actually want advice on how to acquire mugs. I own a couple of mugs. I’d just like to be able to have some security. Maybe a pool. Maybe I’d like to own a small amount of property. A condo, maybe. I’d like to be able to travel. You’ll notice that nobody here is giving advice on how to acquire a condo or a vacation. They’re just taking the mug part seriously. All I wanted to do was fantasize about a world where I don’t live in a studio apartment that takes up half of my paycheck in rent alone and maybe I have a stupid white dad device mounted on the wall to showcase my mug collection. Can everyone just shut the hell up about telling me how to acquire mugs? I don’t care about the traps of consumerism! I just wanna be able to afford to visit my aunts sometimes! And so what if I do want an expensive mug? That’s my goddamn business.
This is a perfect summary of what it’s like for try to communicate any idea that can’t fit neatly into a single sentence on Tumblr Dot Com.
Anybody want me to shut the fuck up for $500?
Buy my silence.
my brain said let’s dissociate a little extra as a treat and by a little i mean a lot
... I honestly can't put it into the words in a way that would do it any justice but...
I feel like I am watching history unfold as I continue to consume Lil Nas X's music. You cannot tell me it's not that deep because it actually is.
LNX is out here being unapologetically gay and releasing hit after hit where his queerness is front and fucking center in an industry that already held him up as the golden child making “safe” music like Old Town Road. He forced his way into the spotlight and then used it to highlight social inequity amongst society aimed at black lgbtq folks specifically and does it all without missing in his music, which is clearly fucking important to him.
A young, black, queer artist has gone fucking supernova and he’s giving hope to those who need it the most. Ten years ago this wouldn’t have been possible.
Lil Nas X said “A sign of the times every time that I speak” and meant that shit. I can’t wait to see what he does next.
this is my best post
I am adorned with both bones and flowers, thank you. How about yourself?
のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful
You son of a bitch.