[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[thesparrow1996]

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

[lilypadsandtoads]

House of dadneto day one: nicknames!

I promise there will be serious art this month, I just think this is funny. But this is setting the tone that I’m probably doing these prompts wrong, but whatever! Just appreciate the magnet family posting for the month!

@house-of-dadneto

[nickmarino]

Polaris in X-Men '97 Season 2

[ozempicofficial]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[assiraphales]

logan howlett has always been THAT bitch

[animentality]

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[petrerpkr]

Wanda maximoff

[nthomasartist]

Wanda Maximoff - Scarlet Witch

after I did Wiccan's new look the other week, it felt only right to do my take of Wanda's current look too

(Tried to match the pieces a little too :))

Twitter | Instagram | Bluesky

[notanupstandingcitizen]

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

[orangejuicex3-mieoi]

Finally finished this idea for the kpdh girls! <3

[semi-sketchy]

since your second litter of pups starts with a "20" I figured I'd name them after things I think have defined the 20s so far

Place your bets who's gonna die first

[semi-sketchy]

well well well appears irony has its first victim

[semi-sketchy]

Pour one out for Pandemic. I did all I could, but it's officially over

Slop also wouldn't go in the den and that's the closest I've ever been to losing a pup to an eagle attack

Also yeah my mate Mika died so pups have new mom now.

[semi-sketchy]

We had to abandon our den due to fleas but the rest of the little buggers made it to 15 pounds

also took a nice stroll over Stock Bridge.

We're heading to the rendezvous site at the hunters den!

[semi-sketchy]

Uh, yeah, I assume so

But everyone made it to the rendezvous site. There doesn't appear to be much prey here during this time of year though hmmmm I'm in danger

[semi-sketchy]

Somehow, the other 4 all made it to 25 pounds with no issue. Now it's the hardest stretch.

[semi-sketchy]

WOW WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT

something something FDA or something

[semi-sketchy]

WOW, DEREGULATION MADE SOMEONE ELSE SICK. WHO COULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING

Little bitch spreads disease then gets to keep on trucking

[semi-sketchy]

Inflation was saved by the quest time limit.

I legit did not know that would remove illnesses but you know what. It works.

Young Hunters is pretty easy, especially this year since I've got my yearlings to help, so I think everyone is in the clear.

[semi-sketchy]

I came all this way to get the leg hold trap and Deregulation stole it. He won't put it down.

"are you proud of me, dad?"

[semi-sketchy]

SOON AS HE PUTS IT DOWN, FAMINE PICKS IT UP. GIRL, COME ON

[semi-sketchy]

Quest complete! They're yearlings now, ready to help raise the next litter! Famine's coat is so pretty oml

I still can't believe Pandemic was the only one that died and it was to fucking illness

[semi-sketchy]

Deregulation is the first to disperse!

ALSO NOOOO MY DARLING STUMPY

[semi-sketchy]

DEREGULATION IS A PACK LEADER ALREADY??? IT JUST TURNED FALL, BRO'S NOT EVEN TWO YEARS OLD

also laughing at the idea Stumpy came along as a package deal, third-wheeling his younger brother's first date

[semi-sketchy]

DEREGULATION. NO. DON'T KILL YOUR SIBLINGS.

[semi-sketchy]

Bro hounded me half the year then got Stumpy and his wife to hound me the other half like why you sending your bro to do your dirty work

In other news Slop got courted

wasn't smart enough to go for 1629f like look at her coat I'd love to have her as a daughter-in-law

[semi-sketchy]

I got sick of Deregulation's shit so I killed his wife

[semi-sketchy]

DEREGULATION GOT KICKED OUT OF HIS OWN PACK, OLDER BROTHER STUMPY TOOK OVER

[semi-sketchy]

HE'S DEAD. SOMEONE GOT THE LITTLE SHIT

First adult of the litter to die and he was only 3, smh

to make things even more juicy though, STUMPY GOT KICKED OUT OF THE PACK.

[semi-sketchy]

Blitz reached the end of his life and the girls, Famine and Inflation, stayed with the pack until the end.

Famine has been nothing short of amazing, she deserves to inherit the pack she has -2 speed though this is gonna be rough

...You know it's been a long time since I saw Slop he's been pretty chill

[semi-sketchy]

Since this is really long, I'll just say what happened during the year now.

Firstly, I got Famine a mate! Only two star diversity, but his coat is pretty, he's a +1 speed AND HIS TAG IS LITERALLY 2020. SO. that means I had to come up with another thing that's defined the 20s so far and I think I got it

And, RIP Slop.

It's just Famine and Inflation now, the boys that dispersed both died.

Oh, and SMUDGE LIVED THE WHOLE YEAR. SHE'S 9 NOW

I knew it was possible but BLITZ DIED SO EARLY INTO 8, HOW HAS SHE KEPT ON TRUCKING

[semi-sketchy]

Age 5 was...rough. Famine had a pup with the lethal KK gene (just now realizing Bait ALSO has that gene so hmmm) so she didn't live long.

Though Smudge made it to Growing Pups before finally passing away at age 9. She will be missed. Also it's both cute and sad how the pack tends to lay in a circle around their body LIKE LOOK AT HER CHILDREN MOURNING HER

but man. what a time to have this popup

also WHERE WERE ALL THE ELK IN YOUNG HUNTERS??? Like none showed up, Famine's speed makes chasing deer rough, I thought we were gonna starve! But 2/4 of the pups lived and Inflation is still with us.

At this point I wonder if she's ever gonna leave lol

[semi-sketchy]

Famine only had 3 pups, Coffee, Tea and Coke, though Coke was killed by one of Famine's nieces, so I killed the pack leader (AKA Her brother) as punishment.

Was kinda tired of these small litters, I was considering replacing Bait but then the game did it for me.

(damn he sure lived up to his name) His children helped avenge their father

These Grizzly Rock wolves have been relentless all season, but now both their leaders are dead. Is funny that Bait died immediately after I got the "you're expecting" message.

Inflation is also still with us. Girl we're both turning 7 now.

[semi-sketchy]

While looking for a new mate I ran into a pup from Smudge and Blitz's last litter. Kinda felt like I was intruding lol

I literally checked out like every dispersal and pack wolf I could find, but tbh I kinda picked this guy out last year. I killed his parents so the entire pack dispersed and he stayed around and has a 4 star diversity! So meet Whiteout.

AND he's a +2 in speed, but...he never uses it. He's kinda shy and tends to not really fight which...is a problem. But he's pretty and 1 of 2 4 star diversity options so I'm overlooking it.

Famine had 6 pups (two boys and FOUR GIRLS I'm never getting the perfectly balanced achievement am I) but one marks the first time I've ever had a pup taken by an eagle. I swore I got everyone in the den and was standing watch but she must've slipped away.

Then rival wolves attacked and AGATE REFUSED TO GO IN THE DEN these pups have a death wish I swear. I had to hold her and try to lure them away but every time I set her down RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE ENTRANCE she was like "oooo dogs fighting! Let me stick my nose in there!" Agate is already very bold and it's a problem.

Pyrite died of illness (he was my fav noooo) and...Sulfer just laid on his body like...girl

During Young Hunters, I did try to get Inflation to disperse or be courted, but after I got my only other courtable girl taken, male dispersal wolves became hostile, so... I think after they reach 6 or 7, they stop being able to disperse.

I reset after that test because both Graphite and Charcoal are almost 5 SO IF THEY DISPERSE BEFORE FAMINE DIES NEXT YEAR, I WILL FINALLY GET THAT ACHIEVEMENT. MAYBE. IT MIGHT BE BIOLOGICAL OFFSPRING ONLY. WE'LL SEE.

TIME FOR FAMINE'S FINAL YEAR.

[semi-sketchy]

FAMINE IS 8. WE MADE IT

longest achievement in the game lol and I'm STILL missing like half of the dispersal achievements

Famine also had 6 pups! 5 GIRLS AND 1 BOY I--

IT'S MY LAST HELLROARING ACHIEVEMENT. I ended up making a new wolf and grinding mates until I finally got it. Including all the years I spent here with Blitz and Famine, it adds up to a total of 18 attempts I think this might be the worst achievement

Anyways I named them after plant fungal diseases

Don't get attached to Clubroot she got sick and died straight away. Mildew made it to summer then also died of illness.

Moved to Tower Fall to work on those achievements and Famine made it all the way to Young Hunters.

While I'd like Inflation to continue the pack, being an elder wolf means she might not have enough time to even have a litter before passing, then I'd end up with no pups next year, so I'm letting Whiteout continue the pack since he already has two litters. (and is +2 in speed I want to play a fast wolf again)

also basically no one dispersed in the fall like I was hoping dear god look at all these wolves I thought the adult pack limit was 11

Though the longest survivor of the litter, Inflation, passed away at 9 in the spring...by taking a nap in the middle of stealing a hex.

Girl really just went "we stopping to pee? NAP!" and died.

I can't believe she stuck with the pack her entire life and THAT'S how she went. What a group of characters.

AND THAT'S A WRAP ON THE 2020 LITTER, THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY POST

[hokanovastella]

-I go into the Backrooms tag to see what people are saying about the movie

-expecting some great ramblings about the themes of nostalgia and consumerism

-you all are talking about the fucking White Boy