something something bigger on the inside

Sam/28/♑/weeb/loves lying on bios

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve lived alone cooking for one and I’ve been the main cook in the house for several people. I’ve worked with a budget of ten dollars and I’ve worked with a weekly budget of three hundred dollars. And either way there’s just never enough freezer space somehow.

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[odin-n-out]

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[radiomaru]

Ramona, 2006

2006 was 6 years ago =(

#archives

[radiomaru]

2006 was 13 years ago =(

[radiomaru]

2006 was 20 years ago =(

[theehorsepusssy]

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[broken-horn-of-equius]

The STRANGERRRRRR

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[souperluminal]

05.12 - Parallel