Golden Slumbers

Welcome to Sassyland, my name is Emma and I'll be your guide.

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[mockiatoh]

This post changed us fundamentally

[vulgarette]

Wow 💔

[cummunistbussy]

i’m losing my fucking mind over this

[yanmegaphone-deactivated2023103]

I chose my fucking confirmation name because it was my crushes’ name 🥲 I thought it was to be eternal, seal the deal, etc.

[cummunistbussy]

this was the exact kind of addition to this post i was hoping for

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[assiraphales]

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

[assiraphales]

she embodied it

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

her boyfriend said yes to "would you still love me if I was a worm"

[falsedetective]

YEAH HANK

[write-on-world]

[for-the-freaks-and-geeks]

[modern-alebrije]

this weed got me talking like a vampire

[modern-alebrije]

i just told my roommate "release me" instead of goodbye after she facetimed me

[modern-alebrije]

smoking that shit that made the monsters high

[rightwingmeme]

[cinn-abunn-deactivated20191202]

Me when my man tells me he’s turning the light on and I’m still not ready

[basketcasemp3]

how come we’re always forced to choose between kids and a job??? i dont want either

[teenscoolest]

[bunnyfood]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[intoasylum]

[iraffiruse]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[justjames]

I LOVE ALL THE SPORTS!!! THAT ONE WHERE YOU USE YOUR FEET AND THE ONE YOU USE YOUR HANDS!! LOVE IT