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Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that booty

[a-real-horse]

[theukuleleguy]

When my sexy friends forget I don’t have any ears 😔

[badjokesbyjeff]

An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”

“That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”

The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.

The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”

The Irishman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”

[ceoofghosts]

Look Jeff you gotta change the username

[kyleehenke]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

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[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

Why is your url so long

To match my penis

[revolutionarygirlspamtenna]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

Delete this!!

[knifenymph]

change does not come from a place of comfort

[aquareaper3]

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

[homofied]

[hogtown-salt]

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

the only t-shirt that matters finally arrived from shipping limbo today

[scoutsmoocrew]

[actuallyasweetpotato]

[nokose]

Cowboys Against Misgendering (CAM)

[kineticpenguin]

I don’t like bars

[kineticpenguin]

I want to drink, not exacerbate tinnitus

[fiftythousandfrozenfoxes]

Exactly. I don’t get paying 10 for a shot of alcohol that costs 30 dollars for a fifth (14 shots). The women are always slutty and not good homemakers. The men are usually chads , and the music is normie tier. I do like pool though. I simply don’t make enough money I guess to go to bars but I’d rather spend that money on hiking / camping supplies or ammo for the range. Oh well. But yeah bars suck.

[kineticpenguin]

If you were trying to write the worst possible response to this post, I’m not sure you’ve accomplished it, but you’ve certainly made an impressive effort

[no-chill-at-all]

[feministism]

compare.

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

[plowjob]

[jellieblood]

Sacks: hacked

[twinkfl0yd]

i’m in

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mister-doctor-professor-susan]

[gweninblack]

Please spread!!!!

[ejacutastic]

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