The Unassuming Grindylow

Fangirl. I'm pretty cool I probably like the same shit you like. (and spiderman. I like spiderman. )

[bellbottomedzoso]

My left earbud BROKE which SUCKS because I listen to QUEEN.

[cupboard-queen-deactivated20190]

easy come, easy go

little high, *disappointing silence*

[witchinghour]

It’s a big life lesson I learned: never try and do anything nice for anyone.

[weavemama]

maybe gangster whales is what we need in order to fight climate change

[moro-nokimi]

Whales, you’re doing great sweeties

[ultrafacts]

Text of the letter:

We get old and get used to each other. We think alike. We read each others minds. We know what the other wants without asking. Sometimes we irritate each other a little bit. Maybe sometimes take each other for granted.

But once in awhile, like today, I meditate on it and realize how lucky I am to share my life with the greatest woman I ever met. You still fascinate and inspire me. You influence me for the better. You’re the object of my desire, the #1 Earthly reason for my existence. I love you very much.

Happy Birthday Princess.

John

A heartfelt birthday message from Johnny Cash to his beloved wife June has been voted the greatest love letter of all time.

The simple, but plainly expressed missive in which the singer dubbed the Man in Black writes ‘you’re the object of my desire, the #1 Earthly reason for my existence,’ has topped a list of passionate penmanship.

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[dreamjerky]

[maliciaous]

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

[tomhollandnet]

watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱

[bellamyblakeweasley]

“can you do the intro for us….?”

“…please?”

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

B-bapies

[astrophelos]

“Welcome to watch mojo-”

Tom and Jacob:

[flowerinaflame]

[stuft]

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[cavilhenry]

him: what are you thinking about?

her: oh.. it’s nothing…..

her brain, longingly:

[sniffling]

this is one of the biggest moods of all time

[30-minute-memes]

As an ex fetus, I agree

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[knifefightscene]

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

[theskabouncer]

That is exactly the look I’m going for

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[moveax0]

[spectralowls]

[clockworkrobotic]

the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”

[clockworkrobotic]

he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o'reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement

[clockworkrobotic]

i can name 5 songs with my name in them

[gingerbbatch]

every night as i fumble to plug my phone into its charger i think of how bbc sherlock holmes would classify me as an alcoholic