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Got Hypnotized // Sami Takarautio

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Jones Lake

#photography #trees #clouds #nature #sun #sunset #sunrise #sunrays #seattle #fun with clouds #winter/ spingtime #detail #washington

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#foggy forest #nature #trees #photography #detail #leaves and branches #winter #and spring #morning mist

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Before sunrise at college

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30-minute-memes

The Art of War, but with glitter

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I don’t even have a God, but I pray for you…

Ravenclaw to Slytherin during finals week

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My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, “Don’t worry about it.”

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Like, the apples I get. That’s a teacherly thing to give. But one of them just straight up handed me a grape.

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I took a sick day today and sent an email to the first girl to hand me a piece of fruit, asking if I could have an explanation now.

Her response was to send me this meme:

That clarifies exactly nothing, thanks.

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Walked into school today to an email from her saying: “There’s more to come, hope it doesn’t leave you *sour* (you’ll get that later).”

Ominous.

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Just before my first class of the day, one of my students came floating in, a black cloak billowing behind her, hood pulled low over her eyes.

“An offering,” she said, handing me a plain white bag with a green ribbon.

Inside is this:

Life gave me a plastic lemon.

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WE HAVE AN ANSWER!

Apparently this was the result of a number of my students playing Truth or Dare at a birthday party. I’m not sure which one of them came up with “I dare you to confuse Magistra by handing her a piece of fruit without explanation”, but I 100% approve of any thought process that ends with me getting free food.