she tryin man

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[strange-aeons]

why are you gay.

drank the frog water

[cherryking]

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

[operakings]

murder husbands at the opera: a leyendecker study

[somethinginsideyourhead]

apparently there was a stunt in icarly where Gibby jumps from the ceiling into the ground but there were no safety measures and the stuntman broke his fucking ribs 😭

[somethinginsideyourhead]

this is it. this was allowed to air on nickelodeon.

[somethinginsideyourhead]

genuine shock/disbelief on all their faces

[sugarmountainspring]

He caught like a foot of air on the bounce... Holy shit

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Why in gods name didn’t they just toss a Gibby-shaped dummy holy shit there was no need for this stunt on fucking iCarly

[disregardcanon]

so, according to gibby’s actor, this is exactly what happened

[sibercicek]

[cleverclara]

[bihet-dragonize]

I'm sorry but this random youtube comment could be literally anyone as opposed to the actor that was actually on set.

[magz]

Random anonymous youtube channel using a stunt double's name from a public imdb page, when youtube lets you use any name, commenting on a clip of the podcast on someone else's youtube channel and not even the podcast itself: "i wasn't injured at all" Podcast (not anonymous), Noah Munck, Gibby's actor who was there: "he like broke all his ribs or something" "there's like a thin mat under the floor, thin thin thin. but nothing. he was not doing too well, like that was scary as fuck" "[the stunt double] had to get carried off, we stopped filming" "like an 'oh fuck', everyone's quiet when he hits that ground [...] the hit was just so hard." iCarly show: Also had another incident of subpar stunt safety where another stunt actor, Katina Waters, got seriously injured and with broken bones and ligaments from being dropped high above the ground without warning and crashing down on the floor, and she tried to sue. So you can see I'm genuinely skeptical that "nothing happened" or that the comment even is the stunt performer in question, especially with no proof or corroboration.

[imposterogers]

why would this actually be perfect …..

[slimereveler]

[guerrillatech]

[cleaningouttherooms]

the reason 99% of this website has “no terfs” in their descriptions and yet transmisogynist ideas run so rampant is that almost no cis lgb people on this website know actually what transmisogyny is and what terfs actually want.

like you see thousands of those annoying “respect trans women juice” and no actual thinking about what it actually means. and i think that’s partly because of the name we use - trans exclusionary radical feminists. what does being “trans exclusionary” means ? the problem of terfs isn’t that they “exclude” trans women, it’s what they think of trans women.

because… a lot of transmisogynists are trans ! usually some version of afab-non-binary-transmasc-adjacent-lesbian-or-bi. so when you call them terfs, they say they can’t be trans exclusionary, since they are trans. and they also reblog trans women’s donation posts or news about harassment, they usually don’t deny that trans women are women, they also protest the bathroom bill, they also criticize the gender binary system. so everyone cheers, and since terfs don’t do those things, it means they are ok.

but they still adhere to a worldview of “women and trans women”, so to speak. that trans women’s gender are “trans women”. that being a trans woman is in itself a particular position of gender. which means that they don’t include trans women butches when they talk about butches, for example. they don’t include trans women when they talk about women’s problems. trans women have their own problems, their own experience, that is distinct from women.

so, big news ! if you ever, in any case, use the words lesbian, butches, women, etc. and you don’t include trans lesbians, trans butches and trans women in this discussion, then you’re a transmisogynist. that’s it ! saying “no terfs” isn’t enough. you need to include trans women in your worldview, in your feminism, in how you talk about women, all the time, and not only when talking about trans issues. anything else will get you a bunch of crypto-terfs followers.

[film-bones]

this movie was so fucking savage 

[awkwordalex]

It’s important to know all these happened within like 60 seconds of each other

[satyriconmp3]

[vigilantsycamore]

Lady Catherine de Bourgh posted this

[ayeforscotland]

And if I die, I die. And I shall join my brothers and sisters in Valhalla where I belong!

[penrosesun]

Ok but guys, in all seriousness, this is exactly why you should get the HPV vaccine. We have a vaccine that literally protects you from getting throat cancer from eating pussy, and yet there are supposedly straight men walking around without it. It's a shame and an embarrassment, and everyone who enjoys pussy in any form should get vaccinated, genuinely.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

[mens-rights-activia]

could you IMAGINE if jobs asked to see your tumblr ajsjskksksks the url alone is enough to disqualify half of you hoes let alone your blog descriptions

[adhd-hippie]

Put your LinkedIn profile AND ONLY YOUR LINKEDIN PROFILE on your resume and if they ask for social media information refer them to your resume.  “Oh I’ve listed my relevant social media pages on my resume” 

IF they ask for your twitter, facebook, or Instagram specifically tell them you’re not presently active on any of those accounts.  “Currently I’m not an active user of those sites” 

Make sure you use pseudonyms on twitter and insta, don’t tag co-workers, and keep your facebook private.  Ask your friends not to tag you in their pictures either. 

Never discuss work on your social media, never refer to your job by name, never tag your location when your going to/from work, and never ever discuss any difficulties with your job online.  Doing so will only ensure you get fired. 

[spitblaze]

For the record, though- if you get consequences at work because of venting over social media, and you belong to a union, TELL THEM. The NLRB had the position that you should not be fired for venting online, and on that note, it’s yet another great reason to push for unionization- freedom of speech online without fear of occupational backlash. Some states also have laws that broaden what you’re allowed to say without fear of termination, so check your state legislature.

[arctic-hands]

[Image Description: tumblr reply from user hxlianthuus. It says "employers will ask for your Insta, fb, and twitter, but who asks for your tumblr????? no one" End ID]

[lestatfag]

well if this is the only thing

[voicesbyzane]

Visit Original Link

[badjokesbyjeff]

Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says: “3 pulls”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”

[riokollivier]

*Breathes in*

JEFF!

[homunculus-argument]

Hey, if you have no choice but to infodump, always use characters, never the narrator to tell things to the reader.

This way, if you got something wrong and someone points it out later, you can argue that this character in particular was lying/misremembering/was ignorant of the exact details. You, the author, obviously knew what the real facts were all along.

[thaylepo]

*shoves plothole inside other less noticeable plothole* *throws a rug over it* My characters are dumb but i in fact am god

[homunculus-argument]

You. You get it.

[dadstielkline]

castiel: hello mick!

mick: 💙💚💛💜🖤❤️💗💖💕💓💘💝💞💟❣️💌💋😍😘👬👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💍

castiel: how did you say that out loud?