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theuriearchives

woah dude youre alive

as far as i know

luvayanami

im alright how about you?

theuriearchives

i’m chillin man

luvayanami

bro i can’t wait to see the teddy bear whenever you do finish it

theuriearchives

it’s a BIG ol bitch

luvayanami

that’s even better. im playing animal crossing and like all of my villagers have been getting sick lately I’m like wasting money on medicine smh 😔

theuriearchives

just shake all the trees and make a stockpile of medicine. take one for the team.

#god ive neglected my island #its been like a week since ive played #my poor lil island #i havent been properly awake durinf the day in so long #my island is suffering #i need to make it pretty #everythings just thrown all over the place

theuriearchives

woah dude youre alive

as far as i know

luvayanami

im alright how about you?

theuriearchives

i’m chillin man

luvayanami

bro i can’t wait to see the teddy bear whenever you do finish it

theuriearchives

it’s a BIG ol bitch

#its like #idk if it was stretched out maybe thirty inches #its big #like with the legs in their position #its a lil bigger than my torso #the original patterm said rhe bears soxteen inches tall #and i didnt read that and just doubled it #so apparently its like thirty inches if you fully measure it #thats fun #i mean my plan was to make a ‘big ass teddy bear’#id say i succeeded

theuriearchives

woah dude youre alive

as far as i know

luvayanami

im alright how about you?

theuriearchives

i’m chillin man

#the teddy bear is pretty much done #its stuffed #i just need to finish sewing the last lil strip so the neck is closed #but i have to do it by hand so #im much better at sewing with a machike #but i will say that im fairly proud of it as my first stuffed animal #espexially since its like the first time ive used a sewing machine #anyways #its just sitting on a chair waiting to be finished #you walk in tjat room and its just sittin in a chair lookin decapitated #its honestly kind of concerning i should really finish it #i think imma tie some ribbon around its neck to hide the seam #because like i said that parts by hand #and uh #its not a wrong seam its just #its not a wrong seam its just a ‘different’ seam #thats one of my favorite quotes lmao #‘its not a wrong _____ its just a different _____’#idk #might fuck around and make the bear a tuxedo #idk i got another two months before school starts again i have nothing but time

woah dude youre alive

as far as i know

#you know what isnt alive #panic tumblr #that shits dead #also i took a nap #and my dad just burst in to ask me to come look at sometjin he did outside #and he very much woke me #and my tired ass almost fell into a wall outside because i bent down to pick up a tape measure #and we walked back inside and he went ‘okay good talk go ahead and go back to sleep’#so communication is really good in this house #anyways #ive been here the whole time #i just wasnt properly ‘active’#real gs move in silence #like in campaign #god that doesnt look like a real word #also its amazing how long i can sit in a facetime call without anyone realizing im there #the number of times i hear ‘wait bs not in the call lets wait until she gets back’#surprise surprise dude im not even on mute im just in incognito mode #how are you #hows your day going

what's the best snack?

i don’t think i’d call it the best but there’s currently an excessive amount of goldfish in this house

#itwas from costco #i think thats enough of an explanation #ireally dont know what the best would he #hm #much to think about

do you wet your tooth brush before or after tooth paste

yes

#i wet my toothbrush #then put toothpaste on it #then wet it again #thats the only acceptable way #i will not be taking criticism #but i will gladly take any more asks or random questions or stuffed animal suggestions

please make a frog and name him Jeremiah

consider it done

#ill buy fabric after i finish the bear #ive decided the bear is named jungle sock

owie my arm just fell asleep. anyway hows your teddy bear going i want to see that fucker

i hope your arm wakes up

teddy bears on hold until saturday when my delivery comes in

yourterritory-deactivated202009

Guys, please stop hating on panic! at the disco because the music is more pop influenced, and because there’s only one permanent member.

#yeah #theres so many other reasons to hate panic #i could name like fifty #do better

brendonuriearchive

stuckinthestorm

Why can’t we give love that one more chance?

joycemanormug-deactivated202008

brendon really just hit a bong on stream fuck I didnt save the audio whatever

brendonuriearchive

#why is he pretty #its five am #and ive spent so much of the last few days calling him gross and greasy and saying he probably smells like chicken fat #and now im being reminded that hes pretty #and i dont thnk i can properly comprehend that

thabk for the wings, they were very yummy :)

happy to help now go clean the kitchen

#i hate cleaning the kitchen #i just dont like touching dishes #i do not appreciate grease #them dishes be feelin like brendons hair smh #i am not looking forward to that #like at all

luvayanami

do you wear socks and/or shoes inside?

sometimes i wear socks inside, but never shoes

i mean, who wears shoes inside??? (looking at you, @asthmatic-demon)

#we have wood floors #specifically so we wouldnt have to worry about people taking their shoes off when they come over #so uh #sometimes i wear shoes in the house oops #like idk #sometimes i come home and just forget to take them off #my bedroom is also the only room with wood floors instead of carpet #so sometimes i be forgettin and shit #ill realize its been like an hour since i got home and theyre still on #i will admit to wearing shoes in the house sometimes #but never on carpet #thats the big no no #im dumb but im not a heathen

theuriearchives

i just remembered the time my dad set the microwave on fire while me and my mom were gone so we just came home to no microwave

luvayanami

how does this happen????

theuriearchives

none of us know

luvayanami

such a tragedy. your father lost his wings that day. im sure they would've been very yummy 😔

theuriearchives

idk i think we’re having wings tonight so that will make up for it

luvayanami

well then i will come and steal some because i havent had wings in forever

theuriearchives

dinner will be served at six pm

#if youre late you starve #i dont know either #i dont get this off topic talking to people irl #thats a lie #i do if the person just lets me ramble #its because no ones there to keep me on track in the tags #my friends dont let me get off track like that #but you called me bri #and it reminded me that my mom and my great grandma have called me bri lately #which feels wrong #like #b bri and my actual name #every variation of my name is a different personality #ive been told a bri joke is different from a joke that other variations of my name would be #and then family calls me bri and it throws me off #also no one called me bri till seventh grade #then in high school it was bri or b #i think my name is just getting shorter and shorter #which i like #because soon it will be completely gone #then no one will be able to refer to me #which is good #dont refer to me #i dont exist #i told my prents that my goal is to go through college having as few people know my name as possible #and tbh the whole online learning is really helping #oh my dads home

theuriearchives

i just remembered the time my dad set the microwave on fire while me and my mom were gone so we just came home to no microwave

luvayanami

how does this happen????

theuriearchives

none of us know

luvayanami

such a tragedy. your father lost his wings that day. im sure they would've been very yummy 😔

theuriearchives

idk i think we’re having wings tonight so that will make up for it

#weve eaten more wings in the last few months than we have in the last year #its honestly bc of the air fryer #we were gonna hve winfs last night but we decided to get pizza from someone local #idk he kept seeing people talk about them so he wanted it #so now theres uncooked wings in the fridge #also what the fuck its only nine #it felt like i was asleep for so much longer but it was only like an hour #and hour and a half at most #i thought i woke up bc dad got home #but hes nowhere to be seen #i really dont know what woke me up but im kinda mad about it ngl #i feel like when youre awake for way too long and then you get that second burst of energy #but you know its all false energy and its the last bit of energy in your body #it feels like hour thirty-thirty three of being awake #im also realizing that there were so many times junior year where i was awake for 36+ hours #like it would always hit thirty six during band and that meant i had to be up a little longer #then i took psyc this semester and we spent a week talking about sleep and how important it is #and all the dangers and long term effects of losing excessive amounts of sleep #sometimes my dad says he doesnt know how i survived this long #shit i dont either buddy #i feel like the wy i talk about him makes him sound so mean omg i promise hes not #its just bc my moms very vocal and obvious about affection #shes the ‘im gonna tell you i love you every time i walk in a room and hug you as much as i can’ type #my dads more of the like #‘calls you dipshit like its your second name and spends hlf the time refusing to acknowledge you or claim you as his child #but then you realize you havent filled your gas in two months #because hes been doing it when he gets home in the morning so you dont have to be at the gas station alone’#i-#how did i get here #this got so off topic omg im so sorry

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