fucking disaster in progress

25/Any Pronouns/Pisces Sun/Aries Moon/ I Do Not Moderate My Page For Minors Or Triggers So Enter At Your Own Peril

[gartazi]

Just to be crystal clear, in my book:

If you are against abortion, you are a fascist.

If you think some people deserve less right because they are a women / queer / ethnically different than you / disabled / a foreigner / poor / insert here your other stupid reason, you are a fascist.

If you think the answer to not being poor is working more, you are capitalist pig and a fascist.

If you think freedom is acquired throught the oppression of other or gives you right on other, you are a fascist.

If you think your relegious beliefs make you morally superior and the right/duty to choose for other, you are a fascist.

If you think climate change is not a problem, you are a fascist.

I will not respect your ideas, I will not discuss them with you. There is no excuse for your bigotery, stupity and greed. I will fight against you until my death.

[foxglves]

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

[segamascott]

[bruzum]

[comfybutter]

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

[maidthings]

can you put that on a coaster

[comfybutter]

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

[maidthings]

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[chiisana-lion]

[ryebreadedd]

had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[valtsv]

i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy

[valtsv]

pro lifer comes back wrong and they're really upset about it because they didn't get a. a. a ch

[contemptible-scoundrel]

passing the joint to the fursuiter homie and they have to stick their arm all the way down their dog mouth to reach their functional mouth

[chimkinnuget]

My latest creation

[ot3]

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

[ot3]

still just as good as i remember it

[bladesofaura13]

The link is broken nooooo

[ot3]

burning of the fucking library of alexandria right here. anyway everyone say thank you wayback machine

[ot3]

Happy ten years of Caity weavers infinite mozzarella sticks article

[cognitohazardous]

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

[robertdinero]

[theehorsepusssy]

[adz]

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

[adz]

nods serenely

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[amaditalks]