Welcome to Homestuck(Your never going to get out)

I'm probably gonna make a useless effort at making you laugh. Follow me please, I'm desperate for attention. Did I just type that out loud? Well shit. :T

[housecaelin]

I DONT KNOW IF ANYONE HAS NOTICED THIS BUT THEY HAVE THE SAME FUCKING NAME???? NOT TO MENTION VOICE ACTOR JUST SAYING

[thevampirefashionqueen]

This is like a diet program commercial gone anime.

“I used to be fat and socially anxious, now I’m just socially anxious. Thanks Nutrigena! #nowpleasefortheloveofgodgetthecamerasoutofmyfacewhatmoredoyouwantfromme”

[proteja-deactivated20111228]

[sleep-for-days]

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

[stoneddamara-deactivated2013050]

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

[notuptospeedster]

it came true last time…so why not

[my-kindacrazy]

<3

[phenomeniallfetish-deactivated2]

hoping and praying…

[emopeahen]

Why not.

[infamousvikas]

lets see.

[amaayzing-deactivated20130405]

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

[kalinkalindemann]

Oh please…

[a-tla]

[thevampirefashionqueen]

When will this fucking trip be over.

.......Are we there yet

[unorthodoxed-litterbox]

me: *pulls all nighter to finish assignment*

teacher: okay, since a number of you haven’t finished…

me: hoe don’t do it

teacher: …i’ll extend the deadline to next week.

me: oh my god

[viaventi]

i want to embroider this

[small-bizness-owner420]

tips fedora

[thevampirefashionqueen]

I want to shove this in the pope's face.

[beaurayon]

Astrology Signs as Alternative Bands

Aries - Vampire Weekend Taurus - San Cisco Gemini - Walk The Moon Cancer - The Kooks Leo - Oasis Virgo - The Drums Libra - The 1975 Scorpio - The Wombats Sagittarius - Arctic Monkeys Capricorn - Tame Impala Aquarius - Jamie T Pisces - Local Natives

[small-bizness-owner420]

absolutely disgusting

[thevampirefashionqueen]

Oasis and The Drums =w=

[asking--dave]

TG: joy gave me a call is what happened

TG: it could give you a call as well 

[thevampirefashionqueen]

DAVESPRITE RUN.

OR, FLY...

Or float I don't know how the fuck this works for you, do the davesprite thing, out of there, as fast as you can.

And throw in an ironic caw or two.

[princesspeepo]

*ANGELIC CHOIR SINGING HALLELUJAH*

[thevampirefashionqueen]

IS THE KARKEZI BULLSHIAT FINALLY OVER!??!?!!!?!?

THANK TROLL JEGUS I AM SO FUCKING OVER IT

[unclefather]

what did he think was going to happen

[vicepresidentgay]

GIRL GET HIM

[deadgirldancing21]

Re blogging because hot Cheeto with the powder licked off

[thevampirefashionqueen]

SHIIIIIIIT.

Female rights activist at work.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[wizardhorses]

WHAT

[andbyopposingendthem]

WHAT

[thevampirefashionqueen]

WHAT

[vogelbird]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE

[fairythoughtless-archive]

I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.

[lodeman-deactivated20131217]

no her name means never give up

[accidentallybutch-deactivated20]

NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS  LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!

[tomstoast]

IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.

[eyeslikedust-blog]

Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she

[flying-indigo-people-eater-deac]

I WATCHED A CARTOON OF RAPUNZEL WHEN I WAS REALLY SMALL AND I’M 98% SURE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH LETTUCE

[teacupsandnetflix-deactivated20]

buT GUYS

[thevampirefashionqueen]

OH SHIT. HE CAME BACK AND FUCKING OWNED THIS ARGUMENT.

XD

[bewareofgeeksbearinggifts]

[thevampirefashionqueen]

Children's books.

You're doing it right.

[glittergal]

i want ppl to be like ‘damn she’s cute’ but also ‘shit don’t touch her’ u know

[thevampirefashionqueen]

Have you ever read a manga called Arisa?

Just be the scary twin QwQ

[nergalism-archive-deactivated20]

how to convince a waiter to become atheist

[maddyhyper]

This is just cruel.

[theroguefeminist]

this is disgusting

[battleblocktheater]

At the restaurant I used to work at we had waitresses come back crying after they had like 80-90 dollar tables give them this.

[drinkabottleofurself]

This is fucking sick. These people working for you and attending to you need fucking tip money. They could be a single mom and the tips really help pay for diapers. Or maybe a college student trying to pay off their loans. Don’t fucking do this. Don’t be a god damn Jack ass.

[imthe-story-teller]

That bill says “TEARS”

[thevampirefashionqueen]

Wow Christianity. A new low. Just wow.

I think they use their sermons about jesus's sacrifice and eternal life with god to pull this shit like, do I want to give them ten dollars, or SALVATION?

No one is buying your shit mormons/catholics/whatevernamesthereareforthem. Your just pissing us off. If god wanted you to "spread his word", I doubt he wanted you to do it by skimping on a fucking tip.

[jainaproudwhore]

I’ve never understood how “casual” is supposed to be an insult

Like ooohh yeah I play video games for fun in my free time you got me

[gaynerdynerd]

It’s a way to separate “real” gamers from “fake” gamers.

[luxwing]

Ah yes, ‘real gamers’. 100% farm raised organic gamers. None of that ‘fake gamer’ high fructose corn syrup allowed

[thevampirefashionqueen]

Are we not considered real gamers because we don't get paid thousands of dollars a week by Youtube to play games that are either scary as shit, popular as fuck, or ridiculously dumb as hell

[meladoodle]

last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’

[fionnacampbell]

I BEGAN SINGING THIS AS TO THE TUNE OF “LAST CHRISTMAS” AND THEN GOT REALLY CONFUSED. 

[thevampirefashionqueen]

Sales clerks these days. They just don't know when to contain themselves.

[teachagainstfascism]

i can’t stop thinking about how the only reason that the fire nation didn’t manage to conquer and destroy the world is because katara flipped shit on her brother for making a sexist comment and stumbled upon aang in the iceberg

[thevampirefashionqueen]

SOKKA HAS SAVED US ALL