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ruinedchildhood

The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]

sarahtheheartslayer

I really don’t think any of you understand how important this is to me.

bromancing-the-stone-deactivate

Ummmm that chunky kid grew up to be a cutie

joyiishh

omgggggg she looks the same

sale-aholic-deactivated20190809

I thought that old lady in the second gif was somebody else. Oops. #Notevensorry.

nikkisshadetree

OMG OMG OMG! This is so fucking awesome!

babycakesbriauna

Instant reblog

cosimablues

i wonder if they look up and react to it like

stannis: hey guys look up

ser davos: ur grace this isn’t an appropriate time to be immatu—

ship crew: lol

other ship crew: lol

stannis: lol

Do you think God ever gets sad? Like, “What do you mean, you don’t love yourself? I worked so hard on you….”

france: ten

france: twenty

france: thirty

france: forty

france: fifty

france: sixty

france:

france: sixty ten

world: france what are you do—

france: four twenties

world: france stop it

france: four twenties ten

world: france that doesn't even make any sense

france:

world:

france:

world:

france: hundred.

cizayox

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE...

rainbow-road-to-happiness

So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something

But then I opened it and

Religion, you’re doing it right

piglii

RIGHT OKAY SO I WAS TALKING TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON SKYPE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND SHE LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND DIDN’T WANT ME TO BE LONELY, SO SHE LEFT HER PET FURBY (SHE CALLS IT “LULU”) ON A CHAIR TO “TALK” TO ME FOR A WHILE

SO I ROLL WITH IT AND JUST KIND OF BUM AROUND FOR A MINUTE WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK WHEN SUDDENLY A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN’S ASSHOLE FARTING OUT A METALLICA SOLO COMES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME LULU DECIDES TO START LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 20 SECONDS NON-STOP IN A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH

AND THEN MY COUSIN WALKED BACK IN AND EVERYTHING JUST IMMEDIATELY HALTED

NOT SURE IF I SHOULD INFORM SOMEONE THAT SHE’S PROBABLY LIVING WITH A HELL DEMON DISGUISED IN A PLUSHY PINK PACKAGE JUST WAITING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING

vergess

It’s 2014. Anyone who buys their child a furby knows exactly what sort of unholy pact they are making, trust me.

thewavespectra

Satan's asshole farting out a metallica solo

mymphr

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

eatitrecardo-deactivated2024120

You can’t cause we’ll live under water

celebrasian

This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr.

tamagotchivevo

the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:

"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first" Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness” Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.

lezly-odair-deactivated20180124

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim