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meanbossart

It's all coming up Astarion.

sagasolejma

brancasyard

No one wants Luffy 😭😭

No wonder he’s terrified of being alone

catchymemes

teaboot

Counter argument: Immortal, invisible, malevolent mouse

zohbugg

wemblingfool

Ring slips around mouse’s neck and is gone.

The rest of the movie is just the 9 Nazgul trying to capture the mouse while the eye of Sauron watches an extended game of Mouse Trap unfolding before him.

daily-spooky

derinthescarletpescatarian

What the fuck is this shit? I always assumed circus peanuts were actual peanuts. What am I looking at.

roach-works

it's sort of a hard foam that tastes like ground-up couch cushions from grandma's house

wilwheaton

These fucking things I swear to god.

delcat177

For those unaware, circus peanuts are shaped like peanuts, colored orange, and taste like banana. Specifically, extinct banana flavoring. It's a candy with an identity crisis.

The texture is between candy corn/mellowcreme and...I've never eaten it, but Floam? Is Floam still a thing? It's dense, intense, and has little tiny air pockets that somehow make it *denser*.

Research turns up some interesting factoids:

--They were created in the 1800s, when everything was kind of terrible, and the recipe is "sugar, pork gelatin, corn syrup, food coloring, soy protein, artificial flavors, and pectin"

--They were one of the original penny candies, making them overpriced by a cent

--There are only a few companies still making them because they require very delicate temperature control for consistency...consistency

--The inventor of Circus Peanuts got away smoothly with their crime, unnamed and uncredited in history

--Lucky Charms was invented because General Mills employee John Holahan decided to "chop" Circus Peanuts into a bowl of Cheerios and "fell in love" with it, proving that 1) redemption arcs are real and 2) there are worse food crimes than putting fake crab on a waffle

ghostlyapivorous

I have been on tumblr for so long that I remember seeing the evil queen from the original snowwhite gif meme where she had transformed herself into a hag and closed a door in the floorboards while she disappeared laughing. The original poster was asking people to reply to her post so that she could prove to her mother that tumblr wasn't full of 30+ year olds. Now I think that most of us are 30-plus year olds, and the saddest part is that I believe that I saw that meme in my early 20s or possibly in my late teens!

#old-school #old tumblr #30s

theconcealedweapon

therosielord

If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.

writeranon69

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

kon-el-superboyzzz

@kokichikinnienumberwhoknowswhat

weeby-monster-the-bastard

THIS IS SO SO IMPORTANT!!!

cardstockcaster

[ Alt Text : Tweet from Lina Posting. "Have just observed the existence of what I can Only Describe as the Culver's Transmutation Circle. Attached is an image of all of the locations of Culvers Burgers in denver on google maps ]

So of course like any neurotypical person, of which I totally am (sarcasm), i had to go check. Y'all. I do not want the "Culvers Denver Mass Transmutation Circle Event of 2025" to become the way we learn magic is real.

[ Alt Text : two images. The first one is a screenshot from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, showing the mass transmutation circle, that covered the entire nation. The second is the SAME transmutation circle drawn over the map of Denver, rotated slightly, with 7 of the 10 points lining up near perfectly with points on the circle. There are dots on those 7 points, and x's on the 3 spots not filled in]

Anyway, felt this would do numbers on Tumblr.