:D

I am Wenders.

[valtsv]

cats be like you want to pet me so bad it makes you look stupid

[lesbianherstorian]

sappho fragment 80 (l-p 126)

[harrywelsh]

[lesbianherstorian]

over two and a half millennia later and lesbians is the same

[tim-official]

impostor syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space

[demi-ro-demi]

Uh.. if you're not the imposter how do you keep coming back?

[tim-official]

tenure

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Deutsches Among Us

[thethornofzadash]

Wartet mal, ich habe den Titel angepasst.

[mythoughtsxxblog]

😂😂😂

[kleinefreiheiten]

[desinteresse]

Wild that ‘’Diamonds are a girl’s best friend’’ is regarded as the ultimate ‘’hehe women only care about looks and pretty rocks’’ when the song basically goes ‘’The diamonds your man gives you can later be exchanged for a good divorce lawyer when he tries to leave you for a hot 20 year old’’

[teathattast]

[decembersoul]

even the effing pigeon is more responsible than a lot of people out there.

[teathattast]

that’s an eagle…

[raccooze]

Im going ballistic thats a fucking seagull.

[rogue-bard]

Excuse you, it’s a GERMAN seagull. They love rules and do everything in an orderly fashion with triple-files papers.

[fuks]

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

[boowoomuu]

UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU

[radwolf76]

Tsundere

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[heritageposts]

can’t stop thinking about this comment someone left on one of my hetalia posts (followed by a passionate defense of the iron cross)

“to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand hetalia”

[christopherbarnard]

Kenneth Cole ad, 1996

[yrustillfollowingthis-deactivat]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

[eruphadriel]

[that-is-not-milk]

im screaming

[reactionfaces]

[artsdrug]

[catasters]

[dennys]

Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.

[constructreese]