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[ohnoitsalwayssunny]

Get in the god damned car you fat fat ass, fat fat ass

[realitytvbitch]

[deadmutation]

[earthdad]

me: *thinks of memes*

me: 

[magicalpetals]

[hirxeth]

The Revenant (2015) dir. Alejandro González Iñarrítu

[tiralatele]

[not-uu]

i hate this

i haTE IT

sTOP

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[notlostonanadventure]

THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO

THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD

[agenderss]

Student: “What if I wanna have sex before I get married?” 

Teacher: *matter of factly* “Well I guess you just have to be prepared to die.”

[thesanityclause]

MY ENTIRE HIGH SCHOOL SEX ED IN A NUTSHELL

[fag]

[mesogeios]

My lover asks me: “What is the difference between me and the sky?” The difference, my love, Is that when you laugh, I forget about the sky.

- Nizar Qabbani, My Lover Asks Me

[yaddy123-deactivated20140921]

When was the last time you were called beautiful and felt it?

(via

painfully-sadd

)

A long time .. Very long time

(via the-troynicole-experience)

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[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

damn 

[thelovelyjazmin]

Happy Together. Wong Kar-Wai. 1997.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dojacat]

When you’re on Chopped and Ted announces that you have 5 minutes left

[theslaybymic]

These feminist high schoolers are using ‘The Scarlet Letter’ to protest dress codes

Students at Charleston County School of the Arts in North Charleston, South Carolina, have had enough. Too many girls have been sent home because of a strict dress code policy that they claim targets girls unfairly. Now, they’re doing something about it. Not just to protest the dress code — but also how it’s being enforced.

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[runwithskizzers]

So. Badass.

[vaveyard-deactivated20250708]

GET IT

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

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