Crowley

[thewileysnake]

Bentley roaring down an empty motorway at 90 miles per hour, its entirety lit up with flames. No, thats not a metaphor.

Demon, Fallen angel, Tomato-Tamato. Here for your devilish needs or whatever, don’t listen to a CERTAIN angel.. His rumors about me being “kind” are false, EXTREMELY so.

Send a message. Or don’t.

I probably won’t answer right away, anyway. If at all.. I’d rather take a nap.

— “If I’m answering, it’s because I’m bored. Don’t make it worse.”

Info:

Don’t be fooled I am a literate to Novella writer.

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Crowley post and pre season 2 ending are up for asks

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[thewileysnake]

Mmmm... I don't know. I see a similarity...

“He looks nothing like me! And like I said! I had this style first! If he looks like me- he’s the copy cat not me!”

[angelcakes-and-asks]

The saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor way" only exists because Crowley always throws apples as the Doctor.

[thewileysnake]

🖤“And it DOES keep them away.” he snickers, shaking his head as he leaned back. “Maybe you should try it sometime, Angel.”🐍

[angelcakes-and-asks]

You're not supposed to throw them at people.

[thewileysnake]

🖤“They never specified that.”🐍

[slumberingari]

[crepe-enthusiast]

Sigh... He does realize the window is open.. Doesn’t he? ... I’ll let him figure it out on his own...

[thewileysnake]

“Oh- heh- I knew that..”

[crepe-enthusiast]

'I kissed a boy and I liked it,

The taste of his cherry chapstick'

Is that you?

📚“I- um… I- HAVE nothing to say..” he stammered sheepishly.🪽

[thewileysnake]

“It’s not cherry, it’s actually red velvet cake flavored. I know you like that flavor.” he mused softly.

[angelcakes-and-asks]

The saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor way" only exists because Crowley always throws apples as the Doctor.

[thewileysnake]

🖤“And it DOES keep them away.” he snickers, shaking his head as he leaned back. “Maybe you should try it sometime, Angel.”🐍

[mr-angel-z-fell]

Crowley is jealous of my ex boyfriend.

[thewileysnake]

“HE IS A COPYCAT!”

[crepe-enthusiast]

Have you ever thought about keeping pets in your bookshop?

📚“A pet..? Well- while a pet sounds- nice to have.. I live- forever! Animals? They- don’t… I do appreciate their existence! Every creature is wonderful and beautiful! But the damage that could be done to the bookshop? And the life spans that just hardly live up to mine… I’m not sure I could. Plus Crowley is already quite the Wiley snake, so technically I already have to deal with one.” He mused, rolling his eyes.🪽

[thewileysnake]

🐍Crowley scoffed and rolled his eyes. “Very funny, but you got to admit you like my company.” He mused with a teasing smirk.⌚️

[thewileysnake]

Mmmm... I don't know. I see a similarity...

“He looks nothing like me! And like I said! I had this style first! If he looks like me- he’s the copy cat not me!”

[thewileysnake]

Hm? Doctor?

.. oh. Never mind, you're not him. But you sure do look similar to a certain someone I know. How are you?

“I don’t look like anyone! If anything I bet they look like me! And Me? Just peachy. Haven’t heard from Aziraphale in a while. It’s not like I’m angry or anything.” He scoffed.

[thewileysnake]

What is your favourite plant? And why?

@mr-angel-z-fell

“Favorite plant? Ngk- that’s not an easy question. Each one has its uniqueness. The Senecio Candicans otherwise known as the angel wing plant? Reminds me of- ahem- someone.. also in the summer you have the rare chance of it blooming yellow flowers- nice little addition there..”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I don't believe I've seen one, so I will take your word for it. Yellow is always a nice addition. It's my favourite colour!

[thewileysnake]

“Yellows great and all, but I never expected it to be your favorite color Angel. I just- ngk- why yellow?”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

Well!! A good friend of mine... A rather close friend of mine... Has the most beautiful eyes, and they're yellow.. So it is my favourite colour.

[thewileysnake]

“I didn’t know you had- other friends..” he hummed softly, was he oblivious? Yes. Was he also jealous? Definitely.

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I have plenty of friends, my dear, but this one is my absolute favourite friend. I just think it's a shame that he has to hide his lovely eyes.

[thewileysnake]

“Favorite?” He raised a brow, huffing slightly. Pausing at the other’s last words. “Well they can’t be that lovely if he’s hiding them.” He retorted.

//mod: I love playing him as dense 😞

[mr-angel-z-fell]

[Ooc. It's so cute omg]

Trust me, my dear, his eyes are like the stars. And he put the stars in the sky so..

[thewileysnake]

He blinked in confusion, raising a brow as he crossed his arms with another huff. “Is that like- a metaphor? I know you love books Angels but I don’t really do- deep meanings and such. Why are you telling me so much about this guy and his eyes? Almost sounds like you’re obsessed.” He rolled his eyes

[mr-angel-z-fell]

The angel sighed, shaking his head.

Yes, I'm obsessed. I think I'm in love with him, Crowley.

[thewileysnake]

“What?! Love?! What- why? What does he have that I- ngk- Who’s to say it’s even love Angel?!” Jealous snake noises

[mr-angel-z-fell]

The angel smiled softly at the demon.

My dear, what colour are your eyes?

[thewileysnake]

He paused “I don’t know Angel I am colorblind, remember?- What does that have to do with anything?! Who is this man?! I want to have a little chat with him!”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

Good, there's a mirror right over there. Go chat away!

[thewileysnake]

He blinked, going quiet for a while. His brain wasn’t quite…braining. After a couple more minutes his face began to grow slightly red as he still with a rather confused look on his face pointed to himself.

[mr-angel-z-fell]

You do have the most wonderful eyes, my dear. And you did put the stars in the sky, did you not? Hmm?

[thewileysnake]

“I- wouldn’t say..ngk-“ he looked away his face bright red. Nodding as the other continued on as he moved over and slumped his head onto the others shoulder.

[mr-angel-z-fell]

The angel chuckled.

I would, and they are.

[thewileysnake]

“They are not. Your eyes are much prettier than mine.” He quickly retorted “demons aren’t beautiful or pretty. Especially me! I’m- good looking yes but also scary. I’m intimidating.”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I think you're gorgeous, but maybe I'm biased.

[thewileysnake]

“Ngk- whatever…” he huffed in defeat

[thewileysnake]

What is your favourite plant? And why?

@mr-angel-z-fell

“Favorite plant? Ngk- that’s not an easy question. Each one has its uniqueness. The Senecio Candicans otherwise known as the angel wing plant? Reminds me of- ahem- someone.. also in the summer you have the rare chance of it blooming yellow flowers- nice little addition there..”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I don't believe I've seen one, so I will take your word for it. Yellow is always a nice addition. It's my favourite colour!

[thewileysnake]

“Yellows great and all, but I never expected it to be your favorite color Angel. I just- ngk- why yellow?”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

Well!! A good friend of mine... A rather close friend of mine... Has the most beautiful eyes, and they're yellow.. So it is my favourite colour.

[thewileysnake]

“I didn’t know you had- other friends..” he hummed softly, was he oblivious? Yes. Was he also jealous? Definitely.

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I have plenty of friends, my dear, but this one is my absolute favourite friend. I just think it's a shame that he has to hide his lovely eyes.

[thewileysnake]

“Favorite?” He raised a brow, huffing slightly. Pausing at the other’s last words. “Well they can’t be that lovely if he’s hiding them.” He retorted.

//mod: I love playing him as dense 😞

[mr-angel-z-fell]

[Ooc. It's so cute omg]

Trust me, my dear, his eyes are like the stars. And he put the stars in the sky so..

[thewileysnake]

He blinked in confusion, raising a brow as he crossed his arms with another huff. “Is that like- a metaphor? I know you love books Angels but I don’t really do- deep meanings and such. Why are you telling me so much about this guy and his eyes? Almost sounds like you’re obsessed.” He rolled his eyes

[mr-angel-z-fell]

The angel sighed, shaking his head.

Yes, I'm obsessed. I think I'm in love with him, Crowley.

[thewileysnake]

“What?! Love?! What- why? What does he have that I- ngk- Who’s to say it’s even love Angel?!” Jealous snake noises

[mr-angel-z-fell]

The angel smiled softly at the demon.

My dear, what colour are your eyes?

[thewileysnake]

He paused “I don’t know Angel I am colorblind, remember?- What does that have to do with anything?! Who is this man?! I want to have a little chat with him!”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

Good, there's a mirror right over there. Go chat away!

[thewileysnake]

He blinked, going quiet for a while. His brain wasn’t quite…braining. After a couple more minutes his face began to grow slightly red as he still with a rather confused look on his face pointed to himself.

[mr-angel-z-fell]

You do have the most wonderful eyes, my dear. And you did put the stars in the sky, did you not? Hmm?

[thewileysnake]

“I- wouldn’t say..ngk-“ he looked away his face bright red. Nodding as the other continued on as he moved over and slumped his head onto the others shoulder.

[mr-angel-z-fell]

The angel chuckled.

I would, and they are.

[thewileysnake]

“They are not. Your eyes are much prettier than mine.” He quickly retorted “demons aren’t beautiful or pretty. Especially me! I’m- good looking yes but also scary. I’m intimidating.”

[thewileysnake]

What is your favourite plant? And why?

@mr-angel-z-fell

“Favorite plant? Ngk- that’s not an easy question. Each one has its uniqueness. The Senecio Candicans otherwise known as the angel wing plant? Reminds me of- ahem- someone.. also in the summer you have the rare chance of it blooming yellow flowers- nice little addition there..”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I don't believe I've seen one, so I will take your word for it. Yellow is always a nice addition. It's my favourite colour!

[thewileysnake]

“Yellows great and all, but I never expected it to be your favorite color Angel. I just- ngk- why yellow?”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

Well!! A good friend of mine... A rather close friend of mine... Has the most beautiful eyes, and they're yellow.. So it is my favourite colour.

[thewileysnake]

“I didn’t know you had- other friends..” he hummed softly, was he oblivious? Yes. Was he also jealous? Definitely.

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I have plenty of friends, my dear, but this one is my absolute favourite friend. I just think it's a shame that he has to hide his lovely eyes.

[thewileysnake]

“Favorite?” He raised a brow, huffing slightly. Pausing at the other’s last words. “Well they can’t be that lovely if he’s hiding them.” He retorted.

//mod: I love playing him as dense 😞

[mr-angel-z-fell]

[Ooc. It's so cute omg]

Trust me, my dear, his eyes are like the stars. And he put the stars in the sky so..

[thewileysnake]

He blinked in confusion, raising a brow as he crossed his arms with another huff. “Is that like- a metaphor? I know you love books Angels but I don’t really do- deep meanings and such. Why are you telling me so much about this guy and his eyes? Almost sounds like you’re obsessed.” He rolled his eyes

[mr-angel-z-fell]

The angel sighed, shaking his head.

Yes, I'm obsessed. I think I'm in love with him, Crowley.

[thewileysnake]

“What?! Love?! What- why? What does he have that I- ngk- Who’s to say it’s even love Angel?!” Jealous snake noises

[mr-angel-z-fell]

The angel smiled softly at the demon.

My dear, what colour are your eyes?

[thewileysnake]

He paused “I don’t know Angel I am colorblind, remember?- What does that have to do with anything?! Who is this man?! I want to have a little chat with him!”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

Good, there's a mirror right over there. Go chat away!

[thewileysnake]

He blinked, going quiet for a while. His brain wasn’t quite…braining. After a couple more minutes his face began to grow slightly red as he still with a rather confused look on his face pointed to himself.

[mr-angel-z-fell]

You do have the most wonderful eyes, my dear. And you did put the stars in the sky, did you not? Hmm?

[thewileysnake]

“I- wouldn’t say..ngk-“ he looked away his face bright red. Nodding as the other continued on as he moved over and slumped his head onto the others shoulder.

[thewileysnake]

What is your favourite plant? And why?

@mr-angel-z-fell

“Favorite plant? Ngk- that’s not an easy question. Each one has its uniqueness. The Senecio Candicans otherwise known as the angel wing plant? Reminds me of- ahem- someone.. also in the summer you have the rare chance of it blooming yellow flowers- nice little addition there..”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I don't believe I've seen one, so I will take your word for it. Yellow is always a nice addition. It's my favourite colour!

[thewileysnake]

“Yellows great and all, but I never expected it to be your favorite color Angel. I just- ngk- why yellow?”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

Well!! A good friend of mine... A rather close friend of mine... Has the most beautiful eyes, and they're yellow.. So it is my favourite colour.

[thewileysnake]

“I didn’t know you had- other friends..” he hummed softly, was he oblivious? Yes. Was he also jealous? Definitely.

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I have plenty of friends, my dear, but this one is my absolute favourite friend. I just think it's a shame that he has to hide his lovely eyes.

[thewileysnake]

“Favorite?” He raised a brow, huffing slightly. Pausing at the other’s last words. “Well they can’t be that lovely if he’s hiding them.” He retorted.

//mod: I love playing him as dense 😞

[mr-angel-z-fell]

[Ooc. It's so cute omg]

Trust me, my dear, his eyes are like the stars. And he put the stars in the sky so..

[thewileysnake]

He blinked in confusion, raising a brow as he crossed his arms with another huff. “Is that like- a metaphor? I know you love books Angels but I don’t really do- deep meanings and such. Why are you telling me so much about this guy and his eyes? Almost sounds like you’re obsessed.” He rolled his eyes

[mr-angel-z-fell]

The angel sighed, shaking his head.

Yes, I'm obsessed. I think I'm in love with him, Crowley.

[thewileysnake]

“What?! Love?! What- why? What does he have that I- ngk- Who’s to say it’s even love Angel?!” Jealous snake noises

[mr-angel-z-fell]

The angel smiled softly at the demon.

My dear, what colour are your eyes?

[thewileysnake]

He paused “I don’t know Angel I am colorblind, remember?- What does that have to do with anything?! Who is this man?! I want to have a little chat with him!”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

Good, there's a mirror right over there. Go chat away!

[thewileysnake]

He blinked, going quiet for a while. His brain wasn’t quite…braining. After a couple more minutes his face began to grow slightly red as he still with a rather confused look on his face pointed to himself.

[thewileysnake]

What is your favourite plant? And why?

@mr-angel-z-fell

“Favorite plant? Ngk- that’s not an easy question. Each one has its uniqueness. The Senecio Candicans otherwise known as the angel wing plant? Reminds me of- ahem- someone.. also in the summer you have the rare chance of it blooming yellow flowers- nice little addition there..”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I don't believe I've seen one, so I will take your word for it. Yellow is always a nice addition. It's my favourite colour!

[thewileysnake]

“Yellows great and all, but I never expected it to be your favorite color Angel. I just- ngk- why yellow?”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

Well!! A good friend of mine... A rather close friend of mine... Has the most beautiful eyes, and they're yellow.. So it is my favourite colour.

[thewileysnake]

“I didn’t know you had- other friends..” he hummed softly, was he oblivious? Yes. Was he also jealous? Definitely.

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I have plenty of friends, my dear, but this one is my absolute favourite friend. I just think it's a shame that he has to hide his lovely eyes.

[thewileysnake]

“Favorite?” He raised a brow, huffing slightly. Pausing at the other’s last words. “Well they can’t be that lovely if he’s hiding them.” He retorted.

//mod: I love playing him as dense 😞

[mr-angel-z-fell]

[Ooc. It's so cute omg]

Trust me, my dear, his eyes are like the stars. And he put the stars in the sky so..

[thewileysnake]

He blinked in confusion, raising a brow as he crossed his arms with another huff. “Is that like- a metaphor? I know you love books Angels but I don’t really do- deep meanings and such. Why are you telling me so much about this guy and his eyes? Almost sounds like you’re obsessed.” He rolled his eyes

[mr-angel-z-fell]

The angel sighed, shaking his head.

Yes, I'm obsessed. I think I'm in love with him, Crowley.

[thewileysnake]

“What?! Love?! What- why? What does he have that I- ngk- Who’s to say it’s even love Angel?!” Jealous snake noises

[mr-angel-z-fell]

The angel smiled softly at the demon.

My dear, what colour are your eyes?

[thewileysnake]

He paused “I don’t know Angel I am colorblind, remember?- What does that have to do with anything?! Who is this man?! I want to have a little chat with him!”

[thewileysnake]

What is your favourite plant? And why?

@mr-angel-z-fell

“Favorite plant? Ngk- that’s not an easy question. Each one has its uniqueness. The Senecio Candicans otherwise known as the angel wing plant? Reminds me of- ahem- someone.. also in the summer you have the rare chance of it blooming yellow flowers- nice little addition there..”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I don't believe I've seen one, so I will take your word for it. Yellow is always a nice addition. It's my favourite colour!

[thewileysnake]

“Yellows great and all, but I never expected it to be your favorite color Angel. I just- ngk- why yellow?”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

Well!! A good friend of mine... A rather close friend of mine... Has the most beautiful eyes, and they're yellow.. So it is my favourite colour.

[thewileysnake]

“I didn’t know you had- other friends..” he hummed softly, was he oblivious? Yes. Was he also jealous? Definitely.

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I have plenty of friends, my dear, but this one is my absolute favourite friend. I just think it's a shame that he has to hide his lovely eyes.

[thewileysnake]

“Favorite?” He raised a brow, huffing slightly. Pausing at the other’s last words. “Well they can’t be that lovely if he’s hiding them.” He retorted.

//mod: I love playing him as dense 😞

[mr-angel-z-fell]

[Ooc. It's so cute omg]

Trust me, my dear, his eyes are like the stars. And he put the stars in the sky so..

[thewileysnake]

He blinked in confusion, raising a brow as he crossed his arms with another huff. “Is that like- a metaphor? I know you love books Angels but I don’t really do- deep meanings and such. Why are you telling me so much about this guy and his eyes? Almost sounds like you’re obsessed.” He rolled his eyes

[mr-angel-z-fell]

The angel sighed, shaking his head.

Yes, I'm obsessed. I think I'm in love with him, Crowley.

[thewileysnake]

“What?! Love?! What- why? What does he have that I- ngk- Who’s to say it’s even love Angel?!” Jealous snake noises

[thewileysnake]

What is your favourite plant? And why?

@mr-angel-z-fell

“Favorite plant? Ngk- that’s not an easy question. Each one has its uniqueness. The Senecio Candicans otherwise known as the angel wing plant? Reminds me of- ahem- someone.. also in the summer you have the rare chance of it blooming yellow flowers- nice little addition there..”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I don't believe I've seen one, so I will take your word for it. Yellow is always a nice addition. It's my favourite colour!

[thewileysnake]

“Yellows great and all, but I never expected it to be your favorite color Angel. I just- ngk- why yellow?”

[mr-angel-z-fell]

Well!! A good friend of mine... A rather close friend of mine... Has the most beautiful eyes, and they're yellow.. So it is my favourite colour.

[thewileysnake]

“I didn’t know you had- other friends..” he hummed softly, was he oblivious? Yes. Was he also jealous? Definitely.

[mr-angel-z-fell]

I have plenty of friends, my dear, but this one is my absolute favourite friend. I just think it's a shame that he has to hide his lovely eyes.

[thewileysnake]

“Favorite?” He raised a brow, huffing slightly. Pausing at the other’s last words. “Well they can’t be that lovely if he’s hiding them.” He retorted.

//mod: I love playing him as dense 😞

[mr-angel-z-fell]

[Ooc. It's so cute omg]

Trust me, my dear, his eyes are like the stars. And he put the stars in the sky so..

[thewileysnake]

He blinked in confusion, raising a brow as he crossed his arms with another huff. “Is that like- a metaphor? I know you love books Angels but I don’t really do- deep meanings and such. Why are you telling me so much about this guy and his eyes? Almost sounds like you’re obsessed.” He rolled his eyes