n*(menstrual)sync

french onion DICK

[lagonegirl]

[h0odrich]

okay but honestly definitely left

[toocooltobehipster]

[bulbbasaur]

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

My answer when people ask me how my day is going

[goldddustwoman]

[speculationspectrum]

[johnkrasinski-deactivated201305]

[fyeahthomassankara]

In acknowledging that we are part of the Third World now we are, to paraphrase José Martí, “affirming that our cheek feels the blow struck against any man, anywhere in the world.” Until now we have turned the other cheek. The blows we re-doubled. The evil heart did not soften. The word of Christ was betrayed and his cross was transformed into a club. They put on his robe and rent our bodies and souls asunder. They obscured his message. They westernised it, while we understood it as on of universal liberation. Well, our eyes are now open to the class struggle, and there will be no more blows.

–Thomas Sankara, speech to the 39th Session of the UN General Assembly

[urgentern]

The Earth is a Satellite of the Moon, Leonel Rugama

Apollo 2 cost more than Apollo 1 Apollo 1 cost plenty. Apollo 3 cost more than Apollo 2 Apollo 2 cost more than Apollo 1 Apollo 1 cost plenty. Apollo 4 cost more than Apollo 3 Apollo 3 cost more than Apollo 2 Apollo 2 cost more than Apollo 1 Apollo 1 cost plenty. Apollo 8 cost a fortune, but no one minded because the astronauts were Protestant they read the Bible from the moon astounding and delighting every Christian and on their return Pope Paul VI game them his blessing. Apollo 9 cost more than all these put together including Apollo 1 which cost plenty. The great-grandparents of the people of Acahaulinca were less hungry than the grandparents. The great-grandparents died of hunger. The grandparents of the people of Acahaulinca were less hungry than the parents. The grandparents died of hunger. The parents of the people of Acahaulinca were less hungry than the children of the people there. The parents died of hunger. The people of Acahaulinca are less hungry than the children of the people there. The children of the people of Acahaulinca, because of hunger, are not born they hunger to be born, only to die of hunger. Blessed are the poor for they shall inherit the moon. Leonel Rugama, Sandinista, 1949-70

[adolescentmoney-deactivated2017]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

[domdean]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

[falling-slowly-fading]

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

[joannus]

[scorntrooper-deactivated2024041]

Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

[thewinifred-pinks]

dark winter morning you honk your car horn at me

[the-flapwagon-archives]

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

[mystiquepictorial]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

jeff: we have finally finished our website where people can sell useless shit. Lets call it Jeffslist craig *unsheathing his katana*: i have different plans, Jeff

[frankcinemas]

[bibliotechno]

It’s perfect