I know what I'm about, son.

[catchymemes]

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[charlesoberonn]

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

[green-blue-heller]

Three years later and @charlesoberonn is still correct…

Unfortunately 😑

[passumbapper]

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

[spades-gameing]

vanilla extract is perhaps the fastest a meme has become unfunny to me. it was funny the first time i saw it (everyone choosing vanilla extract in the "let's bake a cake" poll), and then it was funny when i saw it in an unrelated poll. and after that it was never funny ever again

[perfectlygenericblog]

I know what you mean. It's good in small amounts, but if you do it too much it just overpowers all the other posts. It's too much. A little bit goes a long way, just like when you're making a ca

[socialmaya]

[cosmickitsch]

[geniusoflove]

me trying to sound employable: i love effort.... and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Jfc

[cannibalchicken]

[dear-systems]

do not use betterhelp. do not support betterhelp. do not believe betterhelp.

they:

-do not vet their therapists

-forcefully shut down negative commentary

-lie to therapists

-lie to consumers

-trap therapists in exploitative contracts

-sells users data

etc

[denizensofkingscross]

Since I know a lot of my followers are also LGBTQ+: Pride Counseling is operated by the same company as Better Help, so don’t use them either.

[wizzardhat]

I’ve said this before but–I almost got sucked in to BetterHelp when I was having insurance issues and really needed a therapist to talk me through some stuff. A much better alternative is the nonprofit Open Path Collective. There is an affordable one time lifetime-membership fee (60$), and they determine your rate per appointment on a sliding scale based on your income, where the cap is also 60$ (i paid 60$ and for me that was still affordable at what I made at the time, so the scale is fair) it’s less expensive than better help too tbh.

These are liscenced therapists & mental health councelors who have normal clients, but volunteer their time to take a few reduced-rate clients through the collective. No contract–they usually work for a practice, and open path is just an alternative to insurance. Iirc, better help just assigns you a therapist at semi-random, but through open path you can pick your therapist, look them up online, check reviews ect. The same way you would with a normal therapist found through insurance. They do not sell your info, everything is confidentail, mostly telehealth but can be in-person too–ect ect ect.

I highly recommend anyone looking for affordable therapy options at least look in to Open Path Collective.

[bran-writes]

Haven't stopped thinking about this since I saw it

[warcrimesimulator]

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

[warcrimesimulator]

We will never experience this again.

[thyrell]

that shit feels like it happened in 2012 and last month at the same time

[dontbeanassbutt]

everyone say thank you greta

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[levourdalak]

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

[nifeandaccurate]

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

[levourdalak]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

[nifeandaccurate]

>:3€

[levourdalak]

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

[greelin]

glasses are So sexy i’m so serious.

[greelin]

no i’m not romanticizing them. i’m sexualizing them. Thank you

[zsirkretaszigetek]

Living in 2022 be like