true nobility is being superior to your former self

Brooke. 32. She/They. Queer. ADHD. Autistic. Married. Editor. Feminist. Singer. Actress. Icon credit: @fkngstewnes

[astrhae]

“How well do you remember that day, Tony?”

“Like it was yesterday. Greatest day of my life.”

steve and tony + walking towards each other

[ceausescue]

the kind of autism that makes you confucian

[yorickless-deactivated20260810]

confucius had this

[crimewave420]

stitch incoming

[paper-mario-wiki]

[e-rose]

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[datasoong47]

The Vulcan children's hospital recently redecorated. I'm not convinced they chose the most logical option

[thewomancallednova]

The Klingon Children's hospital redecoration has successfully brought the warrior spirit to the young ones of Qo'noS! Chancellor Gowron was quoted saying "Honor to the interior designer, and his house!"

[bryanwongillustrator]

I'd love to say that this is the dumbest thing I've ever made, but we both know that's a lie

[deepseasmetro]

whos gonna tell her

[deepseasmetro]

lol i just noticed OPs THERAPIST is sending them resources on autism in women lol GIRL!!!!! 😭😭

[mlembug]

#is it just me or is “still identify as male” the eggiest thing someone can say

still

good point, let me just amend the meme I made a long time ago

[rumbustious-backhander]

Also this other egg in the comments.

[deepseasmetro]

we need a largescale egg cracking event to happen to reddit right now immediately

[redeyeyuna]

Eastern Red Bat gets a short stroke before falling asleep 🧡

[cop-disliker69]

[ruinedchildhood]

[pol-ski]

.❤️

[tits-n-trix]

Who let's a monk who only speaks Polish and Latin out of an monastery, and not only out of a monastery but to an airport, and not only an airport but the O'Hare airport located in Chicago USA

[flipocrite]

[creamypancakebatter]

This is why I never understood why Latin is a "dead language" because surely if people speak it it still exists

[cassandraxiv]

My high school Latin teacher once had a similar situation where she visited a monastery in Spain and was only able to talk to the monks in Latin because she didn't speak Spanish. It was still a pretty difficult conversation though, because she spoke classical Latin, while they spoke ecclesiastical Latin...

[whizpurr]

[lemondoddle]

[ID. a photo with a transparent background of a small orange and white cat laying inside a carved jack-o-lantern with a large fanged smile. end ID.]

[120000-ants-deactivated20210730]

[thesecretuncle]

WAIT

HOL UP

[leehttuce]

[foone]

bad idea: tumblr bot that posts random How It's Made GIFs with "I should call her" underneath all of them.

no matter how appropriate

or inappropriate

there'll be at least one machinefucker who sees it and gets wistful

[foone]

although if I did make it I'd also make another bot that reblogs all the posts from the first bot, with the text:

MAN I WISH SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT TO MY PENIS!

[tlirsgender]

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

[tlirsgender]

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

[tlirsgender]

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

[only-cat-memes]