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got any mice ?

I have the one mouse, hes called Hector. Very useful Chap, does me favours so i dont eat him

How old are you ?

Oh you know, ive reached the age where i lie about it.

do u like cake?

You know the cake is a lie. Or is it?

what do u do when it rains ?

I turn my Hat into a large fluffy basket, sit it on a desk curl up in it and watch the rain drops drop. Its a rather magical thing, that, and the sound of rain makes me sleepy

Do you have an owner ?

I have no owner, i mearly have a Servent.

Oh great and powerful wizard cat whats the winning numbers for the lottery next week ? lol

Oh you tempt the Wizard Cat for your own Greed? Very well i shall answer your misguided attempt at wealth. The Winning Numbers for next week, will be availiable on the Day of the Lottery. just keep your eyes peeled

Do you know who controls the red dot?

A Great and powerful being ive been told, For they control the red dot..the one and only thing us cats cannot ignore, and the only thing that is more important then the Item you humans call..the Tin opener..

Can i keep you as a pet ?

WHAAAAAT? You dare insult the almighty Wizard Cat and call him a Pet?!

Noone keeps me as a pet, I mearly have Human Servents who tend to my every whim..and give me the occasional stroke here and there

What do cats dream about at night?

What dont we dream of! Tuna..Sardines, Pilchards, Cod..World domination, haddock. In that order!

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What would u do if u saw a Dalek ?

Well considering the Daleks Fear the Wizard Cat, i would probably laugh at them. But in case it was a stupid Dalek, i would just sit right next to it. Those eye stalks of theirs dont look down that low you know

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If you could be anywhere in the World right now, where would it be?

Behind you. BOO!

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