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Hi! My name's Maudie. 40's, elder millenniel. I like to reblog what pleases me and sometimes doodle. Pinned post has more links! Living my hag life now babeeeeey!!! she/they 🖤🩶🤍💜 🇲🇽🤘

[thewolfprospers]

Tags and Links

For easy navigation here are some of my main tags:

#my art (self explanatory)

#get on my page you beautiful art (friend art and other art I like)

#need a smile then click this tag (self explanatory)

#good vibes (same as above and for sharing good news/messages)

#donations and #support (donation links to help others)

Other places I lurk:

My Patreon and Kofi

Happy Capy Art

The Midgar Blues

Songs of the Wind Fish

Archive of Tuchanka

Tales from Hyrule

[thewolfprospers]

Oreo update

So the vet checked her blood pressure and it was really high, and after checking her ears and eyes she said its possible Oreo suffered a mild to moderate stroke at some point, hence why she's been so off balance. And that the retina in her right eye detached because of it ><

They prescribed her some blood pressure medication she will be taking asap, and we'll be keeping an eye on her to see if she improves or not. But she said its possible Oreo won't get her eye sight back

Im trying to keep it together 😭

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[forgamers]

[taragrimface]

oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

[lesbyterianchurch]

Farewell!

[quinzelade]

The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy

[thewolfprospers]

Oreo update

Were worried about her eyesight. She hasn't been responding to visual related things lately and I began to notice her irises are always dilated, they contract very little in light. We talked with Dwickerys mom and she said blindness can be caused by high blood pressure which in turn can be caused by kidney disease. We got an appointment tomorrow to see whats going on. She said since we caught it early we might be able to help her 🙏🤞

[thewolfprospers]

Im working on some sketches of a new zorca and then I got these jitters that it was too much

in comes @semirampant-dwickery to be the little devil on my shoulder XD :3 💕

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

y'all ever get friend-jealous. like, "that person has so many good friends. I don't think i could be there close friend. I'm out of their friend-league"

[assignedmale]

[itsfelixiguess]

[witchboxco]

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[jeremy-ken-anderson]

She asks where Bret ended up and he has to explain that like half his friends got recruited on the spot by this shady HR lady Circe to be animal mascots handing out fliers in front of some grand opening event. They really needed the money.

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

[karthonicart]

New post instead of editing just because the old one has lost a bit of traction.

Commissions will be in a Skeb style-- meaning you send me the refs and will not have much input and minimal to no revisions on the commission.

DM me over at @karthonic, or if you're interested. You can request on Ko-Fi but it does take five percent of your commission. Trello Queue (To Check Progress)

Thank to everyone who's commissioned me so far-- I've stopped with a goal since it's become more than a set goal ans will take any little help I can.

Literally anything helps! If you can't commission, a boost, or sending it to people you think are interested will go a long way.

Updates Under Cut:

To put it succinctly:

I'm out of work July/August, because Grand Jury Duty all of July

I will have to start paying back my student loans this summer as the SAVE Plan forbearance will be ending (I've applied for an IDR which at the moment expects $200/mo)

On top of having to spay $110/month for insurance again since I "make too much money" for essential and bumped up to Bronze level care

My mom loses her SNAP as of June 1st and I will need to now cover groceries again...

[itsfelixiguess]

[thewolfprospers]

What flavors are the juice boxes :3

got a whole assortment! (but no cherry! not a fan of cherry! SORRY CHERRY LOVERS 😤)