[dykeplier-deactivated20240511]

[bunniboytoy]

you can just say “bush” and you lesbians go wild like do y’all not remember what he did

[puerto-nic0]

ran up that hill

[just-taking-adam-break]

A second Kate has run up that building

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[worldsendvalent1ne]

[hatesuneenjoyer]

[penny-anna]

Have an electrician over today & he comes through from the kitchen like 'i was looking at that poster on your wall wondering how I hadn't heard of the movie so I googled it. What is the point. Is it just there to catch people out.' And I'm like, well,

[penny-anna]

Well,

[penny-anna]

1) if u want a Goncharov poster make sure to get one from the actual artist:

https://www.redbubble.com/i/art-print/Goncharov-Movie-Poster-by-art-of-beelz/132489850.1G4ZT

2) this isn't even the only bit of wall art I own that could be described as a fake movie poster.

[vonkarn]

angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"

[vonkarn]

DON'T be FUNNIER THAN ME

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

ask your doctor what the fuck

[sapphling]

WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???

I want to print this ask out and frame it and keep it on my nightstand so it's the first and last thing I look at every day until I die

[kosmogrl]

[spoonie-isms]

[proton-packs]

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

[nvtxl]

they hate me cause im a female man

[escuerzoresucitado]

[swarnpert]

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

[amazoogle]

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

[samshepard]

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

[powerfulkicks]

yeah we put your boyfr- oh she transitioned? good for her! so anyway we put your girlfriend in the fucking slop sorry