Sad Girl, Dip Girl

Mid twenties

[abigailspinach]

[nyasm]

[auralice]

Art by JenPanepinto

[hxgrl]

I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

[angstandfags]

well why were YOU there huh

[hxgrl]

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[elvisomar]

[anxietyproblem]

[leahgardner-art]

in honor of the tomatoes I just planted out back 🍅

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

[kosmogrl]

I'm sorry but my brain just can't comprehend the concept of love island

[pokemidget]

So it's like lord of the flies but instead of going crazy they get horny. Make sense now?

[revenantghost]

[aidashakur]

what a privilege it is to become the person you used to pray to be

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[mydeaddaddashdot]

[dismoondart]

Two kitties

[gingerbug]

step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me

step 2. vow of celibacy