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A spell to repel unsolicited opinions

Repeat the phrase “Did I fucking ask you?” until the subject realizes that you, in fact, did not fucking ask them

So often, I hear a parent say “Don’t talk back to me!” when what they mean is “Don’t question me or voice any disagreement!” Children are autonomous little humans with minds of their own. They’re going to want to know why they can’t have a chocolate bar or why they don’t have unlimited data or why they can’t stay out until midnight on the weekend. Maybe instead of just demanding unquestioning acceptance of your authority, you should explain why your way is the best way.

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Player (returning to table): What’s happening?

DM: Bullshit.

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Is it a +1 Lime?

The Fighter (via outofcontextdnd)

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“So do I change my alignment to chaotic gay?”

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“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

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Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

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Holy shit

wizardshark

honestly as a film major im simultaneously happy that a sequence this good exists, but upset that i will likely never make something that is this good

wunkolo

Purchasing a Mountain Dew™ right now at my local 7/11© along with some Doritos©™ to fuel my Gamer Needs®. Going to enjoy the Innovative℠ amounts of Cringe™ and Disappointment℠©™ during this year’s Electronic Entertainment Expo℗©§ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ

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sickboyy

“The first Gay Pride flag was made in 1978 by a man named Gilbert Baker. He gave a meaning to each color.”

Beginners (2010) - Directed by Mike Mills

egberts

this shooting is going to create a landslide of other homophobic hate crimes. if you’re going out to any pride parades, clubs, hangouts, anything please be careful, be safe, and watch out for anybody suspicious. don’t be afraid to call the police if you think your or anyone else’s life is in danger.