Sometimes I think the batfam forgets they’re not biologically related (and that’s because my dad was adopted but he’d talk about his adoptive family’s health history, traits and be like ‘yea be on the look out for that. It runs in the family’ like SIR)
Anyway here we go with the post
Old gala lady: “aw look at you! Bit on the small side for 17, don’t you think?”
Bruce: “not necessarily, the doctor sai-“
Lady: [pinching Tim’s cheeks] “don’t worry about it, love. You’ll grow up into a fine young man just like your father”
Dick: [filling out paperwork for superhero things] “hey Bruce, does diabetes runs in the family?”
Bruce: “uh, not sure. I don’t think so”
Dick: “ok great, what about…heart problems?”
Bruce: [thinks for a moment] “I think my grandfather had a heart attack in his mid fifties, hold on I have records”
They proceeded to spend 20 minutes looking at medical records and histories
Bruce: “we’re idiots, you’re adopted Dick”
Dick: “… dammit, so what’s my families medical history!”
Jason: [talking with some friends] “yea and I have my dads curly hair, he also started going grey kinda early so that’s probably why I have this white streak”
Roy: “oh nice! Same thing with my red hair. Was your dad tall too?”
Jason: “he is pretty tall, 6’2” I believe. Built like a brick wall too, also a stubborn asshole”
Artemis: “you must be spitting image of him, I wish we could meet him”
Jason: “what? You’ve met Bruce”
Roy: “… aren’t you adopted?”
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