Magnificent Bastard

Posting bits and pieces from my Dash, rarely stuff of my own, sometimes being NSFW.Born 1989

[rin-hanarin]

Zevran says "I am yours" at the late stages of his romance like it's a secret only for the Warden to hear. Lucanis says "I am yours" surprisingly casually, very earnestly trying to be of service for Rook in some way.

And then there's Fenris with "I am yours as always" in one of the DLCs, said like he wants Hawke to stop poking him in the best way possible. It's his job. It's a 9 to 5 for him, it's natural. You should've known that.

[doodleodds]

I always wondered what his claws were for!! Why does he have them but use a sword!!!!!!!! They look cool but Are They Practical????????

[dusk--monarch]

Little scene of shuake being cavity-inducing levels of soft in my fic series The Inherent Intimacy of Sleep.

(Despite the heart pillows in the background, this is not at all for Valentine's Day.)

[herodzn]

And last domestic shuake part

Here ends their little day

[veinyan]

I've been waiting for you

[marypsue]

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

[bisexualbaker]

The self-indulgent fanficiton will also continue after morale improves, just with better morale.

[dusk--monarch]

Little scene of shuake being cavity-inducing levels of soft in my fic series The Inherent Intimacy of Sleep.

(Despite the heart pillows in the background, this is not at all for Valentine's Day.)

[briannyssey]

Crazy that y'all aren't offering obeisance to the world serpent. Its wiggles are literally cute

[briannyssey]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! WHY HAS THIS GAME DONE EVERYTHING FIRST

[wildknightblaze]

I'M SORRY YOU LANDED RIGHT IN THAT SPACE

[honeysweetcorvidart]

reaching levels of Normal About Joker never before thought possible, actually

[srsfunny]

Canadian Nightmare

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

JESUS CHRIST WHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST

[digitaldiscipline]

The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing.

[rehfan]

This is nothing I wanted and yet everything I ever needed

Bless you Canada and your gigantic dinosaur snowplow monsters

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

Woo woo, motherfucker!

[becausedragonage]

@a-mahariels-travels

[cluegrrl]

Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.

[rembrandtswife]

Now I understand why moose are built the way they are.

It’s so they can gallop untrammelled through six-odd feet of snow.

[emma-regina4ever]

Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow

[killer-squirtle]

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[redtheroom]

This is beautiful but also horror

[klahfear]

The Akechi that survived, and the Akechi that didn't.

An AU where Akechi never died and had been quietly recovering from his injuries, untouched by Maruki's reality. Instead of undoing his death, Maruki had unintentionally created an entirely separate Akechi. Now, the two have to work together to return to their reality.

The problem is that they fucking hate each other.

[bunnycuriosity]

but you see, bunnies own the moon collectively

[bunnycuriosity]

what the fuck happens in final fantasy

[bunnycuriosity]

okay i think i've gotten enough people tagging this post saying that moon rabbits didn't originate in Final Fantasy that want to clarify that yes, i know there's moon rabbits in mythology, that's what i was referencing, the thing is my post was originally a post about rabbit communism and it just happened to get de-railed when many awesome transgenders started tagging it with Final Fantasy tags which enlightened to me the bizarre reality that there are moon-rabbit communists in Final Fantasy. i cannot express this enough, i know there are moon rabbits in miscellaneous mythologies around the world, i was simply taken aback by the fact that there are moon rabbit communists in Final Fantasy apparently.

anyway thank u all for informing me about lopporrits i would die for them

[lilvulpix-alex]

Sexiest Tank. go.

Paladin

Warrior

Dark Knight

Gunbreaker

Voting ended onJan 20

[lilvulpix-alex]

SEXY HEALERS TIME. which healer is sexiest.

White Mage

Scholar

Astrologian

Sage

Voting ended onJan 21

[lilvulpix-alex]

it’s Time. for sexiest ranged

Dancer

Machinist

Bard

Voting ended onJan 22

[lilvulpix-alex]

Hydaelyn said it’s MY turn for the sexiness poll (melee)

Monk

Dragoon

Ninja

Samurai

Reaper

Viper

Voting ended onJan 23

[lilvulpix-alex]

LAST SEXINESS POLL! which is the SEXIEST CASTER?

Black Mage

Summoner

Red Mage

Pictomancer

Voting ended onJan 24

[jjinpang]

for the request game: can i get stephanivien du haiilenarte from ffxiv?

thanks so much for the request!!!!

[willgrahamscock]

getting hyperfixated on a specific character is so embarrassing. here’s another picture of The Character on your dash… I know I just reblogged basically the same one but this one is moving

[voidsentprinces]

[vetinarivisuals]

We really need spring and autumn... to be fair, as an autumn enjoyer myself...

[voidsentprinces]