I'm Fidencio! Go by Fin, Fiden and Criatura/Creature. I tend to be sporadic with my writing and oc art posting but i like to post and i like to write. I kinda just vibe. Always open to chat though requests might take longer!
What i will write and what I'm interested in (subject to change and open to suggestions)
Fandoms i like
-Twisted Wonderland (Rook Hunt my beloved), -Rune Factory Guardians of Azuma , -Date Everything , -Freak Circus, -Breath of the Wild, -Okami (video game), -Star Trek
Topics i like
-Yandere, Fluff, Nonhuman x human, centaurs
I will write x readers, mostly he/him and gender neutral readers. I will write Trans or cis characters though most mention of what's going on in their pants is usually irrelevant unless directly involved, such as in nsfw scenarios.
Rules
If making a request, be as descriptive as possible. I'm always open to suggestions, au's, crossovers, crackcanons/shitposts/joke ideas and analyses however i can't do much if there's not much to go off of.
I will be focusing on BOTH SFW and NSFW. it's already a pain to keep up with two blogs so i just dump all writing in one until further notice. Just... Interact appropriately, i am not a sitter nor a parent and i am not in charge of what you interact with online. i know about the lurkers and the ageless blogs and i know some folks are just practicing online safety but know some aren't who they say they are so just ... Interact appropriately both in askbox and in posts, I do not RP smut but i am open to suggestive topics. Be polite, don't interact with posts that you don't like (or know you're not supposed to interact with...). I can't vet everyone on this blog, i will try to, but i know it's not feasible for one person to do so for every online stranger. So just be polite, don't interact with posts you don't like or aren't supposed to, and let's all just have fun with fandom
i am open to writing nsfw, but i will not write certain things such as: Scat, incest, and pedophilia.
Again no personal rp/roleplay for nsfw, just not comfy with it.
i will be sure to tag nsfw appropriately to the best of my ability and will be defining an nsfw post as directly describing sex or mentioning penis or vagina unlike suggestive since what can be considered suggestive is more murky in definition and more reliant on perception. Pls let me know if i miss a tag
Master list (and tags)
#wretch writes will be used for any fic,
#wretch asks will be used for any answer to an ask other than fic,
#wretch doodles will be used for oc posts/art
#wretch rants will be used for any non writing non ask
SHAKES YOU!!!!! perfect au w forsaken and The Spectre is just a really sour HOA leader
Noli, 007 and Coolkidd are in one house (roommates to boyfriends?) and they adopted PrettyPrincess after the Spectre got huffy and insisted they adopt her
Guest 1337 Daisy and Charlotte are the married pair and their kid trio that’s so sweet, Daisy brings the best desserts and Guest 1337 is the big dilf everyone lowkey thirsts for but he has no idea
Brighteyes is married to Shedletsky but has a separate home in the neighborhood to help 1x1x1x1 cope from Telemon’s doing.
The Admins are part of the HOA (BuilderMan, Shedletsky, and Dusekkar) and Taph sometimes joins in to discuss home removal.
Elliot got an apology from 007n7 before Coolkidd was a toddler and comes over to help the two with the kiddo (polyamory?)
Chance unironically is the richest guy there, but lives in the smallest house with the biggest yard for his bunnies
Mafioso is still in the Mafia, but Chance invites him to the neighborhood cookouts
Jane and John Doe are married and John Doe has a little trouble remembering small things (sometimes walks into his neighbor’s houses to only be guided back by his wife) but is happily with his wife
Bluudud and his mom are next door to Coolkidd and they both have front lawn fences since they had a scare when Bluu didn’t look both ways (he survived here)
Itrapped is banned from the neighborhood.
Two-Time and Azure are cult survivors who moved in and are recovering pretty well. But Two-Time sometimes goes on tangents. The neighborhood found though, if you turn on a documentary infront of them they will watch it silently, before doing their own research and hyperfixating on the topic. Azure is the himbo
1x is their momma’s child and hisses at Shedletsky.
oh I LOVE this and i just KNOW it gets hectic in this neighborhood. I feel like reader in this scenario is either a newcomer OR a long term neighbor that tends to be in charge of the Welcome/Warm Greeting Committee and Helps organize events and get togethers for the neighborhood. I say this cause a fresh neighbor that isn't entrenched in the history is also a fresh page with no previous connections and a breath of air. NewNeighbor (reader) would be making their rounds to get to know everyone, trying to make new friends and overall end up endearing themselves while trying to make friends in this increasingly obsessive neighborhood. For WarmGreeter (WarmWelcome? whichever idk) they would already be entrenched in much of the shenanigans of the neighborhood, the other Forsaken members are all people who had moved in for a fresh start in life from past troubles some lured in by Spectre's advertising for the neighborhood or truly just trying to get away from their pasts, and WarmWelcome was someone who was in charge of making sure they settled in alright and checking in. WarmWelcome (reader) in Forsaken HOA au is the quintessential friendly neighbor, they are quite friendly- it is their job and their main drive- and they are in charge of neighborhood activities and more. Very familiar with the area and tend to make sure everyone else feels comfortable. WarmWelcome (reader) would be a long term member with others being somewhat newer additions. NewNeighbor (reader) is someone who comes in AFTER everyone else really, they are invested in getting familiar with their area and neighbors- especially since they intend to stay a good long while so it really wouldn't be good to not know where stores, parks and more are in your own neighborhood. NewNeighbor would likley garner a lot of curiosity and many end up endeared with the newbie.
The vibes for NewNeighbor Reader in Forsaken HOA are that of a puppy in a new house. Curious, uncertain and trying to figure stuff out and familiarize themselves. Many of the neighbors think it's very cute, very delightful. I feel like for newneighbor reader they get their first official intro to everyone at a neighborhood cookout hosted by Chance and from there tend to connect with the Parents of the neighborhood, especially the ones that already get out a lot to take out their kids and to visit each other. The obsession in this is more gradual and incremental, with the chance of NewNeighbor getting snatched up increased by virtue of them being unfamiliar with the area and the history/connections of others plus several have connections to each other to work together (at least partially)
The vibes for WarmWelcome Reader in Forsaken HOA are that of a friendly helpful support Labrador. They are in charge of getting these folks settled into their new life, no matter their background, and they make sure to check in with folks and organize events to let folks hangout and eat and play. For this version of the Forsaken HOA au, the obsession and connection are more instant mostly cause the first person they encounter while trying to get a fresh start in life after all they've been through is a person who comes baring food, a warm smile and that regular checks in to see how the house move is going and if they're doing alright. The obsession might be nigh instant (going to a new place and being greeted with smile, food, check ins and someone helping them settle in all contribute to this burgeoning affection) but WarmWelcome's ability to be snatched up is decreased because of their familiarity with the area and the fact everyone has equal access and has their neighbor visit schedule fixed in their head means any delays or changes in behavior are noted and investigated plus since everyone are more relatively recent additions, they might have less drive to work together to snatch up WarmWelcome Reader
This former admin with a preference to rhyme, he coaxes you into peace of mind, before casting a tiny.. little spell, and suddenly! You’re a fraction of your original size and in his pocket~! And everyone thinks he took up an interest in bugs.
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Taph - (big fan of freak Taph x Builderman x reader)
The demolitionist is a parasocial fella, he canonically has a parasocial relationship with Builderman, so he attaches onto his love quite easily, nudging you and his idol to talk. Until you get flashed by his little bomb, and you wake up in his cabin!
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Noob - (they’re the freak)
This former party animal knows their way around a drug or two, starting to slip minimal doses in your food, you wouldn’t suspect something like that from the shy one! So you blame the other ones for tainting Noob’s food. Until you wake up in their cabin with them on your chest.
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Builderman -
Subconsciously keeps you away from Taph, knowing his biggest fanboy would absolutely snatch you up for the chance, (I love freak mute Taph)
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Shedletsky -
You don’t even realize it happened, one moment you were talking to Shedletsky, the next you woke up in a nest of your clothes that went missing and he is cuddling you, much like Noob, but more bird
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Two-Time - (absolute fucking unit of a psycho)
You can tell when they start acting weird when they follow you around, Azure used to take care of them, so you taking care of them would drive them mad with love, like a herding dog, they nudge you towards their room, until they stop opening the door for you to leave.
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007n7 -
He may or may not tell C00lkidd he found his new other parent and let the kid handle it. Teehee, his child is sadly as unhealthy as he is
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Guest 1337 -
His wife does comment how they need a third~ plus a free babysitter for Daisy. His plan is to romance you with his charming house-husband act, until they’re released and he can drag you to his wife
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Elliot -
He is quite calm, despite the fact your healing is priority and he leans on you like a cat, until your both smelling like eachother (it drives John Doe and C00lkidd up a wall)
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Dusekkar
-LMAO I love that! i bet he does kinda lean into the gossip/rumors that he's just got an interest in bugs. It's easier to keep others away if they think he's just got a pocket full of bugs and he can have his quality time. Do you think he'd build a terrarium for Darling in his downtime?
Taph
-Oh wow lol, I feel like Taph does take vicarious joy (perhaps also a sense of accomplishment) in setting up successful dates and meet ups between you and his Idol. He tends to genuinely try to get you and Builderman to be attached, what could be better than his two faves near him at all times! Just be sure to stay near him..
Noob
-Oh he is the silent danger, he's ensuring you feel cheery near him (the food just seems to taste better around him and get you giddy- i wonder why...) and he will sabotage everyone else's cooking, make sure you don't have a good time with them or any treat gifts they dare to make.
Builderman
-He's playing up his guard dog role when keeping away Taph, it keeps away someone who could snatch you up AND it is earning him brownie point honestly. He will be playing it up.
Shedletsky
-Maximum Broody hen behavior once he has you in his nest of your (insists it's "our") clothes. He will do his best to fend off most from the area and keeps the area stocked with snacks.
Two-Time
-no notes really! he will stock up his room and be SOO clingy.
007n7
-LMAO That's hilarious! He just make sure to let his kid snatch up his new parent. You wouldn't want to upset his kid, would you? C00lkidd is just so happy to have another parent and playmate, plus their dad just looves you.
Guest 1337
-With the pushiness and rambunctiousness of everyone else, the househusband act likely feels like a godsend, a much needed safe haven for darling. Unfortunately, that's what he is relying on and he will slowly make sure you think you can only fully rely on him and his wife. He makes sure to feed you lots and lots of wonderful stories of her so the transition as this couple's third is easier.
Elliot
-Elliot is another that benefits greatly from the contrast of his calm demeanor and "safe" space versus others' energy. i just feel this one can genuinely cook, and that's my belief now cause my head will explode if this pizza guy who genuinely puts an effort is shit at cooking. His handsy-ness, ability to provide treats and the fact he is one of the healers gives him plenty of brownie points with reader (and if someone got scuffed up and he took his time to heal, well he IS a busy guy so don't blame him if it took a while and it hurt... he just don't like the others especially those taking up your time)
The Diasmonia flock of Weeping Angels nesting? They have nesting instincts? Yes?
Rollo flamme as well, as a fallen angel.
They want to make pillow pile, perhaps?
I wonder if any of the other knuckleheads have silly habits...
Ace and deuce like to get partially covered in stuff (blankets, dirt etc) cause it feels like being potted
NESTING MH FAVORITE
I can’t believe I forgot sleeping habits since I lOVE SLEPEING
Ace and Deuce do like being buried, but also have their curtains wiiiide open. Deuce’s room is a bit cold compared to Ace’s waaarm comfy spring room. If ykyk. Their early risers, on instinct! Their plants loooove the sun. And it acts as a secondary food source besides MEAT. (Deuce needs meat though… Ace can forgo the meat but he likes how it tastes)
It’s like watching flowers bloom, the closer to sunrise the closer to the top of their blankets they get.
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The humans are kinda boring, they have regular sleep and whatnot, but Idia is nocturnal and sleeps during the day, and Cater sleeps with a bunch of stuffed animals nearby. Riddle’s bed is based on a guillotine, it’s not operating so there’s no danger, but when Riddle wakes up, he sees a padded razor just above his bed. It reminds him of what he did. He does not feel the guilt.
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The eels have both land and water nests after getting their legs, their water nests are in an underwater tunnel they’re building to have a small pond in Yuu’s cabin so they can visit whenever they want.
Their land nest is in Yuu’s Cabin, since they say they won’t need it often, Floyd’s nest is in Yuu’s closet. And Jade’s is in a little hide out under Yuu’s bed. Very much a reference of the horror of monsters under your bed or in your closet. (Eels lurk in small spaces! Don’t worry they’re having a great time.)
Azul just has a pot he sleeps in at the bottom of the lake he has to kick the eels out of sometimes.
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While Ortho’s body charges. The three “spirits” wander around and haunt Idignihyde.
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Rook likes to sleep in trees, or Yuu’s bed. Both work. (Definitely prefers Yuu’s bed when Yuu is in it though.)
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Rollo is so embarrassed that he has mortal instincts like NESTING! So he often times just never finishes them and throws everything around when he snaps out of it.. but even when he sleeps he likes to cling to pillows and make a subconscious nest..
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Disomnia Gang are HEAVY NESTERS..
Weeping Angels were originally hellspawn that came to rule over the world disguised as angels, but were cursed, so they have lots of Angel instincts, even now! But their demon heritage is strong and mighty! (Not all fae are weeping angels, some Fae are regular Fae, but the royalty is one of the few high ranking families and one of the few Weeping Angels left.)
Malleus’ nests are large and grandiose, usually on the floor in his dorm since the dorm bed isn’t big enough for his preference. (He needs all his favorite things in one place 🥺🥺)
Lila’s nests are small and rough, made of crow core trinkets, bones and random scraps of fabric weaved together to make his dormitory feel more like home.?
Silver was raised by Lila, so he nests similar to Lila, having his favorite items in one place and scraps of fabric to make it comfortable to sleep on. (He got confused and tried to put Yuu in his nest in his sleep daze)
Sebek’s nests are more like reptilian nests, small areas that are underground. So his nest is under all his blankets. And even then if he feels like it he retreats under his bed and gets cozy snuggly.
Also the fact that both Jade and Rook prefer Yuu's bed has me imagining that they're both beefing with each other in the space under the bed. Yuu's bed gets rocked around if they decide to beef (I'm sure yuu would prefer a different type of bed rocking if these two lanky idiots are gonna be keeping them up all night with their antics)
Yuu giving the first year horror au boys a kiss on the cheek
Tis all.. ((NOT TO THEM.. THIS IS WORLD SHATTERING))
It's 👏🏼 a 👏🏼mental 👏🏼 break 👏🏼 down 👏🏼
First years
-Ace
My boy is GONE. For all of like five seconds. Blue screened completely. And then once he zones back in, comes back to Planet Wonderland? He's so unbelievably gratingly SMUG. The only thing he talks about is the kiss HE got from, not you 🖕🏼 HIM, ACE. Won't shut up about it, and gets even more touchy. Always got an arm slung around Yuu's shoulders, practically draping over them like a second shirt. Definitely tries to get in his own cheek kisses when he drapes himself on their shoulders.
-Deuce
Blue screens WAY harder than Ace. A flustered, fully blooming mess. Gets way touchier as well though much more hesitant about a return kiss on the cheeks. Clingy clingy clingy, but not like how Ace is. More so trying to hold their hand or hold onto Yuu's shirt/sleeves. He can't believe his luck, A CHEEK KISS!? He's so down bad, simp yan fr. Goes about his day in a daze, blooming with affection and constantly gently touching where Yuu has kissed him. Baby's breath flowers COVER their cabin. His lil gift.
-Sebek
Yuu Broke him. The only time he is a quiet man. Quiet and clearly struggling to compute this show of affection. In his mind, you two are married now or at least steadily dating exclusively now. Sebek randomly freezes to stone every time he remembers the kiss or thinks about it a touch too long. Hardens Freezes up at the memory of Yuu's lips on his cheeks, this happens quite often throughout the day. Of course, with how direct and enthusiastic he is about all things, this does mean that this kicks off Sebby's moments of being touchy (read: the oh so scandalous handholding and hugging) Does get emboldened to sneak in more lingering touches after Yuu gave him his cheek kisses. Tells everyone about the update to his relationship status (delulu)
-Jack
Doesn't truly blue screen as hard as the other three. But does flush like hell due to being flustered. His tail is wagging a mile a minute. Not bragging as much as Ace or Sebek but man does he get touchier. Not as forward as Ace or Sebek but he'll be damned if he doesn't give his own bit of affection back at least once.
-Epel
Most normal reaction out of all them. Proud as hell to be the one to get a Cheek kiss from Yuu. WILL be bragging to everyone. Surprisingly also someone who will auto assume that they're dating now. Of the group, he is the most smooth and forward with giving cheek kisses to Yuu on the regular. He's got that country suaveness and sweetness, a kiss to the cheek to greet your love is par for the course. Holds their hands and tugs Yuu closer for a kiss on the cheek every time. Fully just acts like they're dating. Everyone seethes
Meanwhile it's Pandemonium for the rest of the NRC slashers for real, oof
Ooooo little blushy boyyy. He’s a bit startled too, my hc is that he never developed the healthy thing since he was a kid, so he gets clingy and quieter around Yuu. Calmer even. (Cater and Trey see him giggling and stimming when making blot covered bouquets.)
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Ruggie
Ngl I thinks the first cheek kiss would accidentally be a lip kiss, since Ruggie is super aware, and Yuu tried to startle him when giving a cheek kiss as a thank you. He moved his head without realizing. Being the first official one to get Yuu’s first kiss. Brags about it for ages.. (also makes people pay (Leona) to know what Yuu’s lips are like)
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Jade
He makes a little “oh!” Before diving back under the water to hide his embarrassment. Before popping back up and shyly presenting a pretty shell or rock. “I- deeply apologize for running off. Thank you for your gratitude.”
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Floyd
You’d think he got shot. He flings himself back, holding his cheek and staaaaares. Nobody moves until he lunges at Yuu and chirps and trills. He forgets how to use the common language bc he is soooooo happy!!! Yuu looooves himmmm!!! Hehehe this is the only time he uses Yuu’s actual name..
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Azul
“AHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!!?? AHHHHH??????” The five stages of grief that he hasn’t shown himself sooner. CHEEK KISSES??? FOR HIM???? (He’s a murderer btw.. can you tell) oooh he’s trying to repay Yuu for ages. Before being the first one of octovinelle to successfully land a cheek kiss back. And running away like Yuu will eat him.
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Jamil
Oh alright! He takes it as a sign that he is allowed to give kisses back. You’d think they are official. The way Jamil holds their head as he gives them a forehead kiss. Kissing their fingers after Yuu helps him cook. Small things. ((He needs Yuu’s ring size NOW))
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Kalim
YESSS, he outright CHEERS. Hands in the air and runs off. Yuu is confused but it’s okay! Kalim got a kiss!! WOOOO!!! (He doesn’t know he exists :(( listen Yuu could say bark and he’d ask how loud. ((He also has no idea that it’s a competition for Yuu’s love.))
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Silver
Oooh he awake now. he flings up, accidentally hitting Yuu’s forehead with his chin and gets all embarrassed and apologizing for hours. Lila immediately finds out because he was lurking™️ and got all giddy and excited for Silver! Listen if the old man can’t have Yuu, then it would be better if one of his boys have Yuu!!
Pauses before slowly smiling, a beautiful blush blooming across his cheeks. On the surface, he's very composed very demure. Of course Yuu can't help themselves. It's only natural. On the inside? He's cheering, he's won! ALL that effort to seduce Yuu, all those subtle flirts and overtures and bedroom eyes from across the room have FINALLY charmed yuu (my guy, it's a cheek kiss, chill). Immediately planning out how to move to the next step in his relationship/situationship. Gets a bit more handsy during their spa sessions and skincare routine. Brushing his fingers through Yuu's hair, a sensual scalp massage- for the sake of Yuu's roots and to help work out stress! Though if Yuu hums and groans from Vil's dextrous hands working out that stress from their head, well there's a reason Vil has taken to padding extra towels on his lap when Yuu has their head on his thighs. Can't have any awkward interruptions afterall...
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Rook
Gets the BIGGEST smile and prettiest blush. Instantly starts waxing lyricals about Yuu and his love for them and how they're soulmates and how yuu is the one for him. Yuu gains their own personal hypeman and roving love song radio. Constant serenades, gifts and kisses for every greeting. Rook the forest wraith was already pretty touchy, pretty vocal about his affections. Now though? No one can get him to shut up. Everyone knows about Yuu giving Rook a kiss. Even the campers. This to him is also his go ahead to be even more forward. Kisses for every greeting and meeting. Forehead kiss, hand kisses, cheek kiss. Rook can't keep his hands off yuu fr
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Leona
SMUG, SO SMUG. He pauses when he gets his cheek kiss before grinning and pulling Yuu in for a proper smooch. Chides Yuu for their lack of resolve and is SO clingy afterwards. Demanding forehead kisses and cheek kisses. His next deadly games he orchestrates for his victims and campers are all Valentine's themed, guess the chocolate with poison, heart themed boobytrapped labyrinths etc
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Cater
Blushing giggling and squealing immediately. Taking one thousand commemorative selfies and pics of y'all's new relationship status. His next live stream is the "No longer Single!? My CRUSH kissed ME!? Not clickbait!!" And it's just him rambling about the feel of Yuu's lips on his skin and how he's SO couple goals rn. All of victims get told the news before he takes out their heart, he's going on a heart collecting spree for the occasion. Every camper gets carved with a heart and CayCay's initials plus Yuu's initials.
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Trey
On the surface? Normal ahh reaction. He flushes, chuckles and- after a moment of hesitation cause nerves- gives a kiss back in Yuu's cheek. HOWEVER- he's hoping insane inside. EVERY THING he makes from now on is heart themed, couple themed, late night baking and decorating. Metaphorically kicking his feet and giggling when he makes these lovey dovey treats. LOTS of heart based meat pastries and intricate decor with cupid and love motifs. He starts practicing wedding cakes for Yuu's eventual marriage to him.
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Idia
So there's 50/50 chance of him either freezing up and then fainting once he's processed that YUU just gave HIM a kiss on the cheek OR he screams and retreats into his lab coat like a socially anxious turtle. Giddy giggly, nervous and in disbelief. Not bragging but he's posting about how he's graduated from singledom and that he has just won at life, the ultimate SSR++ pull for a guy like him. This is being documented on his only journal and his in person stuff. Marked on calendars
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Lilia
I feel like Lilia is the type to purposely turn his head last minute to get in a full smooch from yuu. He's unapologetic and uniquely unsubtly subtle about what happened between him and yuu. Like, he's coy but as obvious as a brick wall and if he thinks you're not listening or aren't as aware of the joyous occasion he just experienced then he's gonna tell slasher and even campers about who's lips he kissed.
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Malleus
Yuu is married to Malleus now (delulu), i don't make the rules. Yuu gives weeping Angel Malleus a cheek kiss and this ancient Fae is instantly hearing wedding bells and envisioning y'all's life of happily ever after. He is in Yuu's arms faster than the mortal eye can comprehend (yuu has to be careful not to take off their blind fold or open their eyes or else they'll be entrapped in stone arms until they look away from MalMal)
Bonus: All three Ortho’s. Platonic think of Doughy the Dough Man
OG: Oh this little kiddo is so excited!! He was a good boy! Give him some candies too and he’ll do ANYTHING for Idia to court Yuu.
Phantom/OverBlot Ortho: usually he lashes out like an evil wet stray cat, but he quiets down and huffs before Hugging yuu and sighing. “Maybe you’re not.. Horrible for my brother..” ((he will never say this again be nice)) “I’m still resetting the world though.”
A.I Ortho: he’s still struggling to understand humanity and their emotions. Being an evil AI that all humans should die, he’s a little shocked this human in particular was being sweet to him.. maybe Humanity isn’t that bad..
The religious horror side builds on most religions. (I’m classifying even historic horror as religious horror)
The milk bath is a sacred ritual that barely any have seen unless your in Nobel Bell. Trein’s wife has had a Milk Bath before, and each of his daughters. So minus well let Yuu have one,
Trein visited the Noble Bell College without any of the others knowing, (except Rook. And Sebek of course. Sebek was a statue poised outside of Yuu’s cabin that night, and Rook just follows Yuu around.) and ran into Rollo. Who detected Yuu’s purity from Blot, and offered to give Yuu the Milk Bath.
When Yuu is guided inside, Sebek breaks their cover to try and wiggle into the building but is caught by Trein.. Rook was too clever and snuck in through a mirror, spreading his floral influence as he walked. Hastily typing down what was going on to Vil for when he woke up, until Rook came around the corner to see Yuu and Rollo together, inside the small room where Rollo had a luxurious little tub, filled with milk. And drops of Yuu’s own blood. And Yuu in their birthday suit.
All chaos will break out
First off, Rook is NOT keeping this to himself. He wasn't going to in the first place, making sure to jot down that rollo and yuu were sneaking about before he came upon the sight of rollo bathing Yuu. A bare Yuu. Rollo whips around at the sound of Rook's shocked gasp but the wraith has already fled and rollo decides the milk bath ritual and a naked Yuu are more important than a random noise.
All of forest and glades on Camp NRC cry out in despair about this turn of events, of the fallen angel taking such caddish and dishonorable liberties with their sweet yuu. And Rook's dramatic Lamentations echoing through the forest and the glade so strongly, even birds and moths are gossiping about it, that everyone knows now.
Ace and deuce are seething. Whaddya mean some bowl cut ass got to see Yuu full glory!?!
Rook keeps making it worse, but luckily nobody suspects Trein since Rook knows when to keep his sorrowful cries to himself. Everyone thinks Rollo stole Yuu away. (Execept the First years and Disomnia) thanks to Sebek.
Ace and Deuce are so mad, but happily bring Yuu to the spas, full of campers usually. (Being Sous vide) and help Yuu get out of the oh so complicated new dorm uniform corset. No they are not getting desperate!
Cue the race of all the lads trying to get their moment too
The other first years are adamant about either joining Ace and Deuce in the spas or trying to stop them. Sebek and Jack claim that they are protecting Yuu's dignity. They both will also station themselves outside of the baths if yuu is in there. Epel wants to join but will join Sebek and Jack to block Ace and Deuce. Epel has an added advantage being Vil's protege and so he has access to various spas and baths. He'll get his time together.
Diasmonia 👏🏼 flock 👏🏼is👏🏼 in 👏🏼shambles 👏🏼
The hardest crash outs. They're not okay. How DARE someone intrude on Yuu's time. (And if we're going with that one scenario, the mark of fallen angel is an absolute affront). They're unwell.
Being a statue has it perks. Way before Yuu figured out that some statues are alive, Yuu may or may not have not closed their blinds when changing.
STINKY PERVERTS!! ALL OF THEM!!! It’s getting to a point where the Staff have to clear out certain baths at a time so Yuu won’t be harassed since everyone refused to get Yuu a modern swimsuit that wasn’t a speedo/Bikini.
Staff puts a stop to all the spa/bath shenanigans by making it so that Yuu doesn't have to use the community baths as often and uses the staff ones.
If it gets bad enough then Yuu's cabin gets another update and becomes the only cabin on the camping grounds with it's own built in shower. Yuu's cabin is quickly becoming a full blown house lol.
I mean! Of course it would, where else would Yuu stay when all the campers run out? It’s hard enough keeping stray slashers out of Yuu’s cabin’s property,
And along with the fact that they have to restrict a lot of things to keep Yuu safe, no mirrors, no silver/iron, no slime of any kind (see the movie, THE Blob!) no fruit trees, no big gardens that the fae could claim, no noise makers that could attract Mirror Keepers, no ritual materials, and no religious symbolism.
Basically a big anti-horror movie house
So minus well buff it to hell and back so Yuu physically CAN’T invite creatures that intend to hurt them, and stay living if they need to be locked down.
It's not even basic safe house (uh hello? Horror tropes spawn so much from safe house stuff and bunkers)
It's anti horror trope house. Anything that can metaphorically spawn it's own haunting soundtrack is a hard no, and everything else gets buffed and upgraded. Plus some aspects of the house are made with the slashers in mind at times.
I imagine, Lots of folks in Wonderland are very trope savvy for this reason
Locked windows, that lock the moment the sensors detect the sun going down (eliminating half the playing field) but if yuu don’t unlock them, they stay locked,
The front door locks are anti-magic, and the key is a mix of iron and silver so it can’t be stolen by the supernatural.
Small salt circles that crowley’s corvids put down
And immediate weed killers so no homunculi from the seeds of Ace and Deuce can grow and threaten Yuu. And the Mirror Keepers are forbidden from stepping into Yuu’s lawn.
So like, there's some surprising rivalries in twst horror au...
Mainly because some of the slashers do have a much better chance at relating and getting through to Yuu, either by virtue of being less monstrous- and thus not hindered by diet and meddlesome attributes (pretty hard to have a date when you need to blindfold your crush or risk getting frozen to stone, and hard to hang out when a good beam of sun might take you out or just good ol fashioned dry air).
Surprisingly, Epel tends to draw the ire of some of the biggest pout-masters of the NRC simps. Mainly because guy still has a good bit of common sense AND he used to be a victim. Perhaps not a camper. But still. A bit of sense, a bit remembered human nature and a whole lot of good ol country hospitality upbringing means Epel is plenty good at making Yuu feel right at home. This, is in direct contrast with poor Malleus. Malleus is the direct opposite of this, though he tries his best. But the fact that Epel can so easily and casually make Yuu giggle and blush drives him up the wall. Malleus and Epel have a surprising amount of beef in this Horror Au
I wonder about the others and who has the most beef with who. Floyd and Jade versus Ace and Deuce? Perhaps the fact there's a duo who so neatly occupies all of Yuu's time grates the twins (especially with how far Yuu is willing to stick up for those two doddering sprouts). Duo vs duo?
Ahh not sure for who else though..
Floyd and Jade HATE Ace and Deuce. Stupid land sprouts! Floyd and Jade are much cuter!!!
Floyd does enjoy the fact that Ace is clumsy, because that means the dunce will accidentally prick Yuu’s arms with thorns. And Floyd will be there. He always is when Yuu is getting water, and Floyd will happily lick up whatever Ace lets go to waste.
Jade pretends to not care, because he knows he’s a better suitor, but it pisses him off to no end that Deuce is so clingy. Oh when they finally get the ingredients for a land potion. Those sprouts are going to eat dirt..
As for another rivalry
Riddle and Idia..
Idia is so so jealous that he overblotted first! And even then Yuu still snuggles right up to him! It makes him so angry that- that little red brat can be such an SSR pain in the ass, such a prick too, and still get permission to snuggle up on Yuu like a kitty cat!
Riddle doesn’t like that Idia is constantly over at Yuu’s cabin, since Idia doesn’t do much on his own and has Ortho to hunt for him, he can stay in Yuu’s cabin. Yet he doesn’t take the opportunity! Idia doesn’t attend any classes! And the fool still thinks he’s allowed to be shy about coming over to Yuu’s cabin?!
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Sebek kinda doesn’t like Jade or Jamil in the way.. they’re too conniving. Yuu deserves someone truthful. Enough. Yuu deserves someone with enough honor! He won’t try and trick Yuu! He’ll court and seduce them properly ! (Jamil and Jade aren’t worried about Sebek.. he’s just a yappy little guard dog to them)
Jade and Jamil constantly one up Sebek when it comes to the kitchen and anticipating needs. It's simple truth that they're far more adept at it, their job requires them keeping up with things after all. Things that require a far more delicate touch than a big stone lug like him can provide.
Unfortunately, their ability to team up against Sebek only goes so far. Jade and Jamil both try to out-butler the other when they can. Who's the better cook? Who brews better tea? Who does Yuu find more dependable? The list goes on
Adding to this unexpected rivalries list actually cause i just realized something
Trey, Jade and jamil all jockey to be the one to be the one that Yuu depends on the most and to feed Yuu the most. It's a point of bragging amongst them to see whose dish gets chosen for a meal time. They tend to play it as best 2/3 so the winner of the day is the one who yuu turned to for at least two of their meals for breakfast, lunch, and/or dinner. As much as they would like to be the one who gave yuu all three meals plus snacks, their competition gets very desperate very fast-plus others tend to hang out with yuu so someone outside of the competition might get them food- so it's very very rare for only one guy to cover Yuu's meals and snacks. They're all trying to out butler each other in a way but their main focus is being the one to fill Yuu's stomach with a homemade meal. Trey once managed to be the one yuu went to for all three meals and he has never let the others forget (yes he knows the sole reason he was able to do so was cause Ace and deuce kept them busy in heartslabyul all day and if the others weren't running interference and keeping yuu in the heartslabyul area Yuu would've likely gotten swept up by someone else to hang out with but a win is a win). All three side eye anyone who takes yuu out for lunch (they made food 🧍🏼♂️ what do you mean you already ate 🧍🏼♂️)
Jack and silver... It's the weirdest rivalry not rivalry. They respect each other and think the other is a very good guy, genuinely good and honest and trustworthy. They also have the most intensely complicated guilt ridden jealousy towards each other because they want to be the one to guard and protect yuu and hang out and love on them. They both try to outguard each other, out protect each other and out to each other in their sincerity and loyalty to Yuu. It's a weirdly healthy rivalry but also they are yanderes who low-key want the other to fuck off. Objectively they both think the other is a great guy and having more people to watch over yuu is good for protection, emotionally they want the other to fuck off cause yuu only needs them as a guard and lover. Again surprising rivalry that almost feels like it's not a rivalry except they both are subtly trying to cut in on each other's time and be the main protector (Sebek is in there too but he's expected, and he's very vocal about how he thinks they both suck but the added help is appreciated)
Funland is a traveling circus, filled with killer clowns
When Fellow Honest heard of the squishy pure human in the Camp, and constantly surrounded by slasher students, he simply MUST get a taste.
He originally planned to string Yuu up and watch the students beg to save the little victim, but sadly, also fell for their charms.
RSA:
The one organization who thinks this world is awful. They can’t stand it.
Neige is a top victim model who is constantly protected.. it’s rumored between slashers that his blood can give eternal youth.. and Vil uses a drop in every bath. Rook can play two sides.
Chenya is a double agent, he can’t reveal much of either side, he has both his obligations and his friends on either side.
Neige's inexplicable ability to attract nigh every slasher in a 50 mile radius AND survive is one of the reasons he's a must have on plenty of hunts. A surprisingly tenacious living lure, perhaps there's more to him than meets the eye. Though is it THAT surprising that Neige might have some hidden skills and tricks? After all, an orphan who has survived this long despite his unlucky lot in life does not make it this far in the killer hunting industry without gaining SOME tricks and skills. It's not the foreseeable danger that one has to watch out for afterall. A hidden blade, a snake in the grass, a wolf in sheep's clothing, there's a reason many many phrases warn of deceiving appearances.
While FunLand has the benefit of travel, they also have to be wary of drawing too much attention. Constantly on the move for fresh victims and avoiding too much suspicion, no one truly knows who's in charge of where the circus goes and when the circus moves. The circus is its own manner of beast with it's own appetite though the killers who call it home and master aren't too worried and know better than to be too nosey.
Che'nya che'nya che'nya, poor kitty who is the mysterious agent of chaos. A beastman who means well but no one truly knows who his allegiance lies with. Really, he simply aligns himself with his favorites. He can't reveal too much and has to keep himself both of use and of enough importance to BOTH sides or else face the lethal ire of RSA and NRC. RSA can't abide too much deceit and betrayal and NRC can't abide a liability too dangerous for it's worth. A tightrope act, for certain. Poor Che'nya, who somewhere in his heart, truly believes he can sway the minds of some slashers' and killers. Redemption, perhaps? He tends to hang around the heartslabyul gang the most. Some History there? Glimpses of kindness in murderers that give him hope? Who knows, he certainly won't say. He's nosey and a gossip and everyone knows that Che'nya always has a bit of information and advice, even Azul would be hard pressed to get the same type of sources that a smart cat like him can access. Being on no one's side opens a lot of doors for che'nya, though the cost is having no one steady to turn to. For a price or for the right exchange he might help you out, he's not too picky whether you are a camper, a slasher, one of dear RSA coworkers, or even a mysterious carnie from Funland. He's got a bit of advice and information for anyone who is able to pay and has something good enough to offer, though it's a bit of a puzzle trying to figure out what he's willing to accept. Whether you can make sense of his lil riddles and seemingly nonsensical comments is a different matter.
Since Yuu almost got hurt by FunLand’s carnies, Crowley forces Fellow Honest to either: one, operate as a “camper” spy to make sure no campers get too close to telling Yuu what’s really going on, or two: get gutted by Lucius
Fellow is the biggest faker, if it’s platonic or not, he is fascinated with Yuu, claiming that he just cares and wants to apologize for the FunLand incident.!
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Neige is a bastard, he’s the one who stole Yuu originally to use to draw out Crowley, but this started the path to Vil’s overblot, instead of drawing out Crowley, he drew out Vil who found Yuu missing when delivering a skincare basket.
Neige is a good host.. the “girl who escapes” he doesn’t mind getting his hands a little dirty, he’s the only creature to have escaped Vil’s Wine Cellar. And he spoils Yuu Rotten, trying to charm them into giving away the location of the camp and the endless amounts of horrors. (Spies get executed before they can report back) but Vil arrives just in time~!
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Chenya first met Yuu during Riddle’s Overblot, Chenya was at first extremely worried for Yuu, until Yuu ran up and hugged riddle, comforting him and then, Chenya knew he couldn’t let this slide.
Since then, Chenya has been lingering in enemy territory too often. Before deciding it would be safer if Yuu didn’t find out, but instead of letting them stay in the camp.. Chenya doesn’t trust that at least someone will never not snap.. but by taking them to RSA.
Ideas and headcanons (more so au or taking canon lore a bit further)
What if Wonderland changed Yuu more than it already does?
Edit: Under a read more cause i didn't realize how long it got
tl;dr what if wonderland did more than grant yuu the ability to understand earth equivalent wonderland languages (a phenomenon that mainly affects yuus since other characters are able to use different languages on campus and these do not get translated to other wonderlanders) and Wonderland itself changed them physically in an attempt to further integrate yuu, an anomaly to wonderland, into the world?
Wonderland appears to have some form of magic that allows the Yuus to understand Wonderland languages, or at least translates these languages into their closest earth equivalent. This is mentioned in canon, both in manga and in novel with some Yuu's noting that the movement of their mouths do not match the words spoken and heard and attempting to purposely say a word they do know using the original lip movements results in pronouncing a word that Wonderlanders are unfamiliar with. This is mentioned in novel and, correct me if I'm wrong, in heartslabyul manga (i think it happens in savanaclaw manga as well but I'm much less certain about that so take this addition with a grain of salt). In canon, this dimensional multilingual translation magic only affects Yuu and not others on campus, as others on campus are capable of speaking different languages on campus (rook) and characters that do not know that language will react with confusion (mostly first years listening to rook) showing that the campus itself doesn't automatically translate everyone's spoken language into the listener's preferred language.
I was thinking about this, the fact that Wonderland dimension magic seems to only affect yuu- notably the fact that it grants Yuu's the ability to perceive Wonderland languages as Earth language equivalents and speak it smoothly (as noted by some Yuu's with the incongruency with their mouth movements and the spoken language heard)- and how it even changes the yuus and their behaviors/skills especially considering that it lets them smoothly make the mouth movements and sounds to communicate in Wonderland language without practice. I think this is fascinating and that it truly can be taken further, especially the fact that it allows the Yuu's to so smoothly mimic and repeat the needed movements for Wonderland languages. Speaking a different language requires learning the movements to make the appropriate sounds and pronunciations, to speak it smoothly requires enough repeated movements and actions to have made it muscle memory, to have sections of the mind and the muscle dedicated to it. A body change, in a way. Where I'm going with this, is that i think the magic that allows Yuus to smoothly articulate the necessary pronunciations and movements, that provides the necessary habits and muscle memory can go further. What if it changes Yuus further? What if Instead of added muscle memory, added ingrained lingual habits, and the necessary changes in the brain to ingrain these habits and muscle memory (though fascinating and helpful), the dimension magic changed Earth Yuus even more drastically? Canon wonderland magic has already shown that it can readily and feasibly ingrain skills previously unknown and the necessary habits and muscle movements needed to utilize those skills with the wonderland language translation and ability to speak the equivalent wonderland languages (one yuu noted that wonderland English and earth English use different mouth movements and several have noted that they can note different language equivalents as long as they know those languages) so why not have Wonderland magic go further?
Even the magic mirror, in canon, reacts to the Yuus soul with confusion. It audibly lists things that it seems to regard as different from Wonderland souls. The earth soul is considered formless, colorless, soundless (if i recall the wording correctly). The vessel of the soul for yuu, which the mirror reads, seems to confuse the mirror and regard the earth soul as magicless. In canon, mages produce magic and a byproduct of blot from using magic and from stress. Blot can affect not just mages and the magical beings but also those regarded as magicless. Blot can affect even those wonderland considers non magical beings with magic capable beings experiencing greater changes. Blot affecting physical appearances and more. I like to imagine it can be taken further. So again, why not?
Yuu having to deal with changes, as the magic of Wonderland changes them to try and fit this anomaly into the world. Yuu being changed physically and mentally even behaviorally, and having to deal with these changes. Yuus with Languages they have no recollection of learning resting on their tongues (your own voice is a stranger, an outsider cloaked in the mask of what might've been familiar), habits and behaviors they've never known that are stitched into their day to day (tongue knowing vowels and movements necessary for this new land, hands and postures common to equivalent cultures but none you've ever used before now, etc), physical features they do not remember (perhaps a change in natural hair color, unnaturally vibrant for a denizen of earth but perfectly natural for wonderlanders, or even more drastic changes like tails and sensitive ears or scales and tough skin and scruff). Yuu becoming a stranger to themselves, a stranger they greet in the mirror every morning. In canon wonderland provides a certain amount of habits and behaviors to more smoothly speak, in this AU (?) perhaps it at least ingrains the necessary muscle memory and basic habits associated with these parts so that you do not bumble like a newborn faun however feeling disconnected with your new body, your new habits, your new abilities that can help and hinder (increased sensory sensitivity-perhaps migraines induced from increased sensitivity to light, the new eyes granted via wonderland magic might have turned out to be nocturnally inclined or perhaps are sharper so now brilliant colors are even more jarring, ears now attuned to a greater expanse of noises at greater distances mean you are harried by every sound both new and old- every noise of your peers in the nearby restrooms, every magnified breath of your deskmate, every chewing noise and spoken word at lunch and more, even touch can be affected- any sensory icks are magnified since some of creatures have even more touch nerves on their skin than humans, OR CONVERSELY some creatures and beings are described as have certain senses reduced compared to some of what humans have so perhaps your sense of touch is dulled compared to what it used to be, you can no longer enjoy the same colors you used to, the same tastes you used to, nor the same sensations).
What if, in trying to make Yuu fit into the world, Wonderland changes them beyond just giving them added languages and the necessary muscle movements (think how languages require the tongue, breath and mouth to move in precise ways, ways that usually need to be taught and practiced until the muscles within the mouth can do it without second thought). It doesn't change earth languages perfectly, it makes it seem like it. Wonderland magic chooses whatever is the closest earth approximations while making Yuu fit into the closest according wonderland equivalent. The physical change that would happened wouldn't be a perfect fit into wonderland races, it would be a close approximate while using whatever history (physical, genetic, mental) and whatever habits that you would bring with you. If wonderland decided that your habits, your mindsets, your personal history, and your preferences would be more smoothly integrated into a different race other than human (or even monster considering there're sentient monsters like grim or mentioned off hand) then it's likely it would change you accordingly. Like maybe you enjoy collecting rocks, you have an invested interest in bugs or fish, tend to enjoy heights or thrills and are sensory seeking then maybe wonderland decides your habits might be more smoothly integrated as a bird beastman or even a harpy. HOWEVER, Wonderland magic tends to work with what it can, what's equivalent. You still do not have magic, so no fae since no inherent magic (perhaps you can eventually gain magic if you find a way to fill the formless soundless colorless earth soul and keep it soaked with magic and replenish accordingly) so it will likely try to create the closest approximations for a bird beastfolk or harpy. However, just as how Wonderland magic was able to utilize earth languages and thus must be using Earth concepts and earth history since language is inherently tied to history and even environment, sound and it's ability to carry over distances changes based on the land layout and humidity and weather so each would develop accordingly and change up as groups intermingle and go to New environments, so too would it draw from earth concepts and history to try to get it to mix in properly.
Taking this into consideration, Yuu (or well, any earth denizen) would likely not be a true wonderlander race, they would be what Wonderland itself tried to create with what it had, something that might match close enough on a surface level so most might not fully question but that inherently draws from earth myths, legends, and animals extinct or currently alive. Perhaps Wonderland itself decided that the earth creatures (myth, extinct or otherwise) that most closely match a harpy or some type of bipedal feathered creature with approximate hands (a raptor or some other theropod perhaps?) and change the earth denizen accordingly.
It would be fascinating really. A fascinating thing to explore. Yuu having to deal with being a stranger in their own body, a stranger to their own habits, all while most of their original habits and behaviors seem to merge relatively smoothly (though not completely). Their entire being irrevocably changed, land itself attempting to stitch this outlander into the fabric of itself. Perhaps a misplaced attempt to welcome an outsider into the cosmic fold of Wonderland? Or perhaps the simple mechanics of magical equilibrium on a cosmic scale?
Fun fun fun ideas
Plus it lets me weave in oc's of nearly any flavor of physical appearance and still having them deal with the confusion of a new world, new things, new body and also having memories of home.
It's so fun
I'm sure some might clock the awkwardness, they did so with human yuus and they likely will with other less humanoid yuus. The cast didn't really question that the human yuus were from another world (and this is directly referenced in canon though everyone seems to have varying levels of information on the exact depth of their outlander status). These changed yuus are likely considered extremely expressive considering they have new parts and new ways to express and likely no real talent for learning how to curb them considering that in canon it seems it takes conscious effort to use any earth languages without it being translated. Also much of NRC and seemingly much of wonderland are extremely touch adverse. Depending on ones habits, culture, social life (home or otherwise), there's likely an added layer of isolation, of loneliness.
Much fun to be had
Considering offhand mentions and one off interactions, those changed might be able to find it easier to find that platonic physical affection (several of the cast and even other beastfolk express curiosity and interest in features other than their own)
I know Rook would get a kick out of it. But again, several seem to express curiosity in others features that differ from their own
No, absolutely not. It’s the opposite. Mules will straight up refuse to do things if they don’t have the confidence that they can complete it. This is where the term “stubborn as a mule” comes from. A horse would attempt these feats and break its weak little ankles and roll over and kill its rider. Mules do this because they know they can. That’s also why mules and donkeys are used as mounts around the Grand Canyon, they’re both sure-footed and stubborn and will refuse to do things that put them and the rider in danger when a horse would listen to the call of the void and just do it. Donkeys are less domesticated than mules, less dependent on humans and more self-assured, this is why they can be harder to train but also why they have such great self-preservation skills. A mule inherits those traits from its father.
