The Wyrd Bird

If my life were a soap, it would be Days Gone Byron | Local Garden Witch | Bygone Poet | 

[fethawit]

The Venn diagram is not a circle, but it's really, really close.

[iriswritus]

Gale meeting Caleb would be an amazing and I do imagine it would be just like this.

[lesoldatmort]

Hic sunt dracones! is a saying which could be applied to the Hell as a whole. But in case of Messenger territories, its real meaning takes shape. Its notorious little noisy critters which carry messages to all parts of Hell are the closest to the fearsome creatures you often hear about in legends and heroic stories. (...) And nesting on one of the towers, the head of the department, the one who gets a glimpse at each letter sent in Hell - the Administrator.

Long time no new Hell Employee boss encounter. And finally another illustrations featuring the Messengers too,... i love my anxious red shrimps.

[thewyrdbird]

I started psychology courses a short while ago, in hopes of continuing my way into becoming a trauma therapist or advocate.

Both the school and mentors warned me that it can get messy. As in, I will probably learn things that make me have a few existential crises. One commented: "Well, if you cried once this week that's actually pretty good!"

What I did NOT anticipate was trying to address these big emotions stemming from childhood trauma and some major, but unspoken, falling outs with my parents aaaaand getting disowned. Hooooly shit. In a way, I always knew the risk of saying anything. It's why I didn't as a kid, and then as an adult, but becoming a Mom made it harder and harder to keep quiet.

But damn. Like. It was within minutes of saying anything. Even my partner was locked out of almost everything.

I know there's a stereotype that certain therapists tend to be estranged children, but uh. Damn. That was no joke.

[dailytolkien]

I will not say “do not weep”

[stellar-appreciation]

I'm crying. WHAT?!

[ateazure]

"and the universe said i love you."

[mandi-bul]

Weird ass birds

[pastelispunx]

My emotions about space travel, and the history of, are strong today.

[thewyrdbird]

Some days I think about making a cute lil collage scrapbook of all the insane or threatening and coercive things my ex has said to me over the years

And the next time the Canadian Army insists that they don't need to release stats on family violence, just submitting that to his military CO

[oneheadtoanother]

[oneheadtoanother]

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.

[averyterrible]

A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.

“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”

The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”

“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”

[mug-of-beans]

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

[wizard-archivist-official]

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.

The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

[charlesoberonn]

You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.

You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

[thecollectibles]

The Forest at Night by Jessica Woulfe

[elodieunderglass]

i don't WANT to drink water I WANT a bard to draft a eulogy for me to criticise!!!!!!!

[1five1two]

'In the Winter Dusk'. David Grossmann. 2022.

[thunderstruck9]

David Grossmann (American, 1984), In the Winter Dusk, 2022. Oil on linen over panel, 127 × 76.2 cm.

[molags-balls]

Skyrim Sunday ⚔️

[arnaerr]

Wherever he went, Hiravias left behind stories of the Autumn Druid - a temperamental, one-eyed wise man of the forest known to bring food to lost travelers and unusual advice to anyone willing to ask him a question. 

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[tuxankhamun]

"Use your Google account to log—"

just let me use your website you insufferable rat