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Ari | Bi | 23 | ♡

[viejospellejos]

[that-house]

little man you are straight up going nowhere

[trannydykepuppybot-deactivated2]

I was expecting Billie Jean, but this song works too

[bunniope]

oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

[himborc]

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

[jupiter-suggestion]

i want to be inconvenienced by you. i want to wait for you, i want to hold your things while you do something else, i want to make adjustments to my plans to make space for you. someone at your side who takes up no space and has no needs of their own is not a person, but a shadow. i don’t want a shadow, i want you. i want my life to be altered by your presence in it. please, inconvenience me.

[pikogofret]

if toxic, why sound endearing?

[flagellant]

do you seriously consider someone saying “my love for you is unconditional and based in the trust that we are permitted to need and want the other in small everyday ways; never feel ashamed to ask me for help or for being a part of my life”

as being toxic?

[the-seelie-court-official]

Having needs and expressing them is good actually, and it’s tragic that people are so willing to swallow themselves so as to not be a “burden” on each other. My girlfriend and I lend each other our metaphorical spoons all the time. That’s not toxic, that an honest relationship, where we ask for help when we want it- not just need it. When we want it.

May the people who think taking up space is toxic or co-dependent find healing. Because y'all… it ain’t good to think that way. You have needs. I hope you feel safe enough to stop hiding them one day

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[tiktokstowatch]

[thedivisionbell1994]

[hungry-skeleton]

[jaubaius]

Love this professor Potato🥔🤓

[sophiliated]

“alright let’s get serious” *sits back on an office chair as a potato*

[louises-belcher]

[dope-kulture]

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

[iamnotjody]

G.O.A.T

[dontforgettheclit]

wtf

[supervirgin]

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

[shmeards]

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

i love that victory slide

[applied-moths]

Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

He sent it to the fucking shadow realm

[memeuplift]

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[epaulettes]

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

[moodyehudi-deactivated20180519]

lol me too , lady

[emi--rose]

One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis

[nezumipi]

I have - quite unintentionally - contributed to this phenomenon.

I was waking up from surgery in the post-op observation room, where they kept people before sending them off to the ICU. The nurse was talking to me as I was semi-awake, telling me that as soon as it was ready, I would be sent to room 2008.

I did not hear the word “room”.

I started trying to sit up and get out of bed (entirely unsuccessfully), shouting (mumbling forcefully), “He’s not president yet! I have to warn everyone!”

[magimerlyn]

That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us

[euphoria-my-love]

i’ve been looking for this post for ages and it finally crossed my dash again

[whatsgoodmentalhealth]

(( *smiles* the post is back))

[stackcats]

Paramedics had to stop asking “who’s the prime minister?” in Australia because it changed so often that not knowing the answer wasn’t really all that indicative of anything.

One paramedic reported receiving the answer “I haven’t watched the news today”.

[placeofwonder]

Meanwhile in Germany, the joke goes that a teenager is waking up in a hospital bed, the nurse asks them who the chancellor is and they say, “hang on are you telling me that can change?”

[dumbcutepets]

Mother elephant can’t wake baby sound asleep, asks keepers for help (via)

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

[crabnarok]

a fine vintage

[glutenfreeformyownsanity]

Take a fucking sip babes

[historydepartment]

I like how super cruel this fluid is

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

[crabnarok]

a fine vintage

[glutenfreeformyownsanity]

Take a fucking sip babes

[historydepartment]

I like how super cruel this fluid is

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this is literally the best thing i've ever seen

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

hmu if you drink water like this

[guooey]

「出荷待つおみかんたち」 “Oranges waiting for shipment”

[sexhaver]

his name is Oranges

[localstarboy]

You messing up the whip" 😂

[youngbloodthekilljoy]

BRUCE I’M WEAK

[queerkittyy]

Camilla ate the whole damn bag

[gahhhdamn]

lmao this nigga is the animal whisperer

[jeniphyer]

I think he got a show on the Animal Planet now like for real he got the touch

[legendaryshayne-deactivated2019]

she hungry as hell

[wearingthesamething-deactivated]

😂 I love this so much

[taylorzrealm]

THATS DOPE AS HELL!!! What’s the name of the show!

[catchymemes]

[katealot]

Earth: does the same thing it’s done for 4.54 billion years

Humans:

[writing-prompt-s]

Happy new year everyone!