under construction

just tryna figure my life out they/them

[studentofetherium]

so the ghost is there

[bedabug]

[vashito]

based on a true story patreon . bsky

[why-bless-your-heart]

[fairycosmos]

congratulations to people who are good at performing conversations and social interactions. did you take a class or is it just like genetics or whatever

[threedollarsdotcom]

no one can save you but yourself. thats why its important to start swinging your deadly sword around in a circle. dont stop regardless of what people tell you just keep swinging it around

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[cosmonautroger]

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

[princefuckyouknickers]

[rain-droplet]

in fair verona, we lay our scene

[finnwolfhards]

this is superior humor

[duke-chainsaw]

I have some to add:

[pyros-random-thoughts]

M O R E

[oh-great-autistic-gay]

I hope you enjoy

[bravelycowering]

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[fellator]

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

[savedgame]

Straight omegaverse with gender roles let’s all just kill ourselves

[greatwaytokillhim]

need a guy with mocha scent who invented technology

[greatwaytokillhim]

she comforts him when the other technology inventors call him gay for wearing gourmands ❤️

[moveslikekeithrichards]

top comforting statements to tell the last few kids getting picked up real late at dismissal:

your mom will be here soon dont worry

youre in charge now

you gotta stay here all night and help us scrub the floors

we have to eat the labubu for survival

???

[anphivenas]

How do i get out of this

[anphivenas]

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[thjazispixie]

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

[lizardsfromspace]

Shout out to Sherwinn-Williams, the only paint company that advocates drowning the Earth

[schafpudel]

genuinely one of the most cartoonishly evil looking logos/mottos a company has ever had, always scared me as a little kid lol

[lizardsfromspace]

I love how it's not "Cover the Earth in color!" or anything happy like that. It's just cover the Earth, and it's a command. There is no beauty here, only the sound of a flood of paint overwhelming and erasing man

[schafpudel]

the fact that its red, too. like contextually you know it's paint, but if you remove the paint can, this looks like a political cartoon by a rabid conspiracy theorist about how the global shadow government Wants To Drown The World In Blood

[lightgriffinspam]

[penandinkprincess]

a shout out to the small baby child today who was demanding liberation from her stroller but who, when asked if she would stay close to mama and not run around acting crazy, paused for a moment to contemplate the question and then answered "prob'ly no"

it cost you your freedom, small child, but i admire your integrity and honesty 😔

[gardenspells]

just a friendly reminder that this blog hates ICE