notitle

Got yo back, Jack.

[bernard-jackson]

[suudbe]

[dormitionanddominion]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[pangur-and-grim]

okay now I'm trying to think up a dedication for the book

[pangur-and-grim]

I can’t believe they let me do this

[willgrahamscock]

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

[willgrahamscock]

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

[willgrahamscock]

[gothgaymoth]

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

[spyglassrealms]

[muppetshow2026]

not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.

[daddystinygirll]

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

[our-queer-experience]

[thedeafprophet]

....environmental storytelling

[hiveswap]

Making plans as a young adult sucks because everyone you know is working, has exams, has a tummyache, has a headache, has a broken heart, having a mental health crisis, has friends who get racist after two shots, or is Funky Jake, the guy you haven't wanted to hang out with, since the incident, who is always avalible regardless

[kosmogrl]

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in november I'm getting my shit together

[dogpuppy]

[seeminglydark]

Make it good. Make it bad. Make it with your own mind, your own heart, your own soul. I want to see what YOU have to say, not what a bot tells you. CREATE.

A new sticker for my next market and sticker club ❤️

[moleshow]

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[skippydiesposting]

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

[skippydiesposting]

top tier comedy