They Don't Know I'm Posting This

basically just me taking credit for the clever stuff my friend Nicholas says

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Y'all ever feel ignored? Will Smith has another son.

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I was meeting with someone I didn't know at a restaurant so I walk in and go up to someone sitting alone and say "are you Wendy?" and she's like "no??" then from behind me someone says "but I am"

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College is such a trip earlier today I used a broom as a sponge to clean off my Bob Ross chia pet because all the plants were dead but I still wanted the statue.

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Why was "I know you are but what am I" such a good comeback as kids like it's so stupid

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the way Hoosiers say Terre Haute is other worldly like I cannot make those sounds and definitely not based on those letters

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It’s better to be alone than to be with the wrong people. 

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Nostalgia is like rich dark chocolate: sweet, bitter, and best in small quantities.

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Them loving someone else more than you doesn’t mean they love you any less. 

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Sometimes, people forget. They have a lot on their mind. Forgive them. 

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Respect doesn’t require understanding, but it sure helps if you can understand them too. 

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If someone tells you, “I want to ___,” say, “Let’s do it!” and follow through. Get a check mark on their bucket list, make their day, and have fun.

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Silence kills more friendships than yelling ever will. 

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Why was "I know you are but what am I" so effective at pissing me off as a kid? It's so stupid

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Even your favorite things feel stale if you do them constantly. Take a break. Get a drink. Smile. Rest. Burnout is real. 

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Even acquaintances are affected by you, more than you can ever fully understand.

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The people you’re with matter more than where you are. 

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Saying, “I don’t know enough about that to have an informed opinion,” is so much more respectable than sharing an uninformed opinion.