lack of wasabi

You have a heart of meat. Don't let them take that from you, because you will die if your heart is removed.

[flork-of-cows-official]

Build-A-Sclimbo

Create your own Sclimbo™ straight out of the factory! Call 1-(888)-9-SCLIMBO to order yours today! *Fully finished male vtuber not includ

Are you ready for the sclimvolution?

[flork-of-cows-official]

Share ur sclim’s below!

[theyforcedmetomakethisaccount]

I call this one

"We got Snoozychu at home"

[tentacleteapot]

this could be the snart of something big

[rhodabotics]

this could be the snort of something pig

[hell-garden]

I made him into a pin

[artsyolivia]

[x--self-love--x]

[vilikis-silvermoon]

[pocket-deer-belly]

[eastern-lights]

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[mallowmaenad]

does anyone have gifs of that girl from nikke but she’s all twitchy and visibly experiencing shellshock

[mallowmaenad]

Shit man, this shoujo war is fucked. I just saw a girl clap her hands together and say “10,000 years tunnel of love” or some similar shit, and every one around her got nosebleeds, had their pupils turn into beating hearts and then faint. The camera didn’t even go onto her, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is using a stockless bullpup rifle and nothing else. I think I just heard “pretty beam:rapture” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[tdg267]

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

This is such a beautiful thing

[metal-n-tech-nerd-deactivated20]

Jesus christ

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

[mr-downer]

yo what the fuck happened to this post

[stargirl720]

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[sparrow-va]

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

[blaxolt]

excuse me i never pissed on this post!

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[rhube]

Ancient and BRILLIANT, I think you mean.

[beardedmrbean]

Ancient?

[herpsandbirds]

Burrowing Owl (Athene cunicularia), family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, Southern CA, USA

photo by Birds of Rey Wildlife Photography

[lucifersanluxe]

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[livelovelaugh-777]

[theyforcedmetomakethisaccount]

Is every 16 minutes ok, or shouod I wait longer to refresh the webpage?

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered

[flork-of-cows-official]

Mr.Tumblr Guy, either you, Flork, or the talents themselves put everybody in SVA onto this chart? Thank you!

[flork-of-cows-official]

Oh there it is.

[flork-of-cows-official]

As per a singular input point from Flork

[flork-of-cows-official]

Hold on forgot Cami.

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

[echarping]

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

for now

[staff]

we fucked up

[cosmonautroger]

[kave-elott-ne-szolj-hozzam]

washing machine