an (incomplete and) out of order list of all the times edward has proven “vampires don’t cry” false:
when esme and carlisle had their first wedding
when freddie mercury died
the first time rosalie yelled at him for being too emo
when my chemical romance broke up
when fall out boy broke up
when fall out boy got back together
the second time rosalie yelled at him for being too emo
when bella agreed to marry him
every time emmett plays any kind of eighties music
when alice “accidentally” broke his favorite cd
the third time rosalie yelled at him for being too emo
when jasper learned he could make vampires feel high and tested this power on emmett for a solid week
the fourth time rosalie yelled at him for being too emo
when esme hugged him for the first time
every time he hears a song that reminds him of bella
when he thinks about his mother
every time they’re watching a movie as a family and a major character dies
every time he watches a movie and there’s a happy ending
whenever two characters he loves finally get together
every time emmett makes fun of him for crying at movies/tv shows
the fifth time rosalie yelled at him for being too emo