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thepeacefulgarden

thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob

Sometimes I remember the whole clown husbandry thing that happened on tumblr years ago and i smile

panthitracartoon

We are all made from stardust. Wake up and remember who you truly are.

b4rkyb0y

No puppy...I cant give you belly rubs right now, they hit the second tower.

biteriskpuppy

i want an owner less in the sexual "i own you" kinda way and more in the "you're my responsibility and I'll love and take care you" kinda way

talon-dragonbeast

i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever

"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon

"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon

"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war

ppups

i wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

vehder

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

dragon-in-a-fez

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?