hey, um. i heard they're doing yaoi cocaine? in the bathrooms?

tha name is KT! 24. they/he

[theystarsoyco]

[waystar-ahegao]

The Roys React to You in Heat:

Shiv:

She pinches her nose. Ugh. Seriously? Here? But secretly, she loves your scent

Roman:

Uhhh Y/N did you just rip ass? God it smells fucking disgusting in here. I mean, sure, it gets me rock hard, like leaking through my knot or whatever but seriously THAT’S your scent?? He’d never say it but he envies your abilities of pregnancy.

Kendall:

Y-you wanna? I can smell it on you haha. You’re so ripe right now like a fucking uh peach, my little fucking peach. Call me Timothee Chalamet then. This time it’ll fucking work. You do not get pregnant that night. He’s infertile and knows it

Connor:

Alright, let’s get this show on the road! I’ve taken those supplements I was telling you about, I’ve been tracking your cycles and taking them in conjunction to ensure the best possible breeding I can give you. We got this! Don’t come this time though, if you can, my message boards are saying an omega’s orgasm can cause asthma in the baby.

Logan:

Get the FUCK out of my way! Y/N, now’s our chance! I NEED to get them pregnant right fucking now! I NEED AN HEIR!

Tom:

Ooooohhh what’s this aroma wafting over me? Is that a fresh pie sitting on a window sill? Will you see me floating over to you, lifted asunder by your scent? Come here, Y/N, let me get a good smell of you… He spends a good hour smelling your glands until he gets you very heavily pregnant.

Greg:

O-oh, uh, for me? W-wow I’m like… so flattered, like, honestly but right now isn’t like… the best time? Yeah, I did get that promotion but like I’m not the best at spending money on others? It’s just like a thing but… you do smell really good… okay how about this, w-what if I get you pregnant and then you can take care of it? Like sometimes I’m around when the baby is chill or whatever and you take care of it? For the most part? Please?

[grumfy]

What does “deadbeat fujoshi” mean in your bio?

I force those 2 guys to kiss and then I neglect them emotionally and physically

[lawboy06]

[togansweep]

tom "heyyy" compilation

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

TV used to have Gerri Kellman

[meriamwebsterdicktionary]

guy with a degradation kink x guy who just hates him

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

are you in the right headspace right now to receive my limp penis

[mypoorcanary]

[kvtnisseverdeen]

Matthew Macfadyen wins Golden Globe for Best Male Actor in a Supporting Role on Television for his role as Tom Wambsgans in "Succession" | 81st Golden Globe Awards Jan 07, 2024

[bestoldmanyaoi]

Old Man Yaoi Tournament Round 1

Karl Muller/Frank Vernon (Succession) Vs. Louis de Pointe du Lac/Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire)

Karl Muller/Frank Vernon

Louis de Pointe du Lac/Lestat de Lioncourt

Voting ended onSep 29, 2024

[senatortedcruz]

That movie where Jeremy Strong’s Roy Cohn daddy doms Sebastian Stan’s Donald Trump will lead to a lot of y’all saying some things you can never take back #OnHere

[bestoldmanyaoi]

Old Man Yaoi Tournament Round 1

Karl Muller/Frank Vernon (Succession) Vs. Louis de Pointe du Lac/Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire)

Karl Muller/Frank Vernon

Louis de Pointe du Lac/Lestat de Lioncourt

Voting ended onSep 29, 2024

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

[spaghettisenpai-deactivated2023]

[kittykatninja321]

not interested in a ship per se but extremely interested in the custody battle that would occur if they had a child

[lucy-harker]

SARAH SNOOK photographed by Chris Norr in the Succession set.

[roychewtoy]

[mikufigure]

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