Hi im Hal/ty and i wanna die :,D

THE PARABLE BATTALION! OSDD system, host is Hal/Ty! Collective pronouns: they/it LOOK AT OUR PINNED!!

[thezenyattainthecorner]

Welcome to our main blog!!!

Find all our various shitposts and more!!

Bonus info:

Our current hyerfixations:

GREEK MYTHOS N OLD TEXTS!!!! AND TRANSFORMERS AND TANKS!!!!

Our age: [REDACTED]

DNI if you are: Terfs, Exclusionists, aphobes, gatekeepers, ablemeds(is that the term?) anti systems of any kind, non-truamagenic systems.

Thank you! Please use my ask box if you want to! I will delete anything that makes me uncomfortable. Please ask about my hyperfixations 😃🔫

All posts are marked with which alter posted them, and if anyone makes any of us uncomfortable we will make it clear :)

You are totally fine to ask whos in front when making an ask, as well! :)

Please use tone tags: we are collectively autisitc.

[thezenyattainthecorner]

I need to draw genyatta so bad but i have ART BLOCK im fonna SHOOT SOMEONE slash not serious

[butchgenji]

zenyatta is the first person in history to say "i can fix him" about a broken angry shell of a man and actually succeed. like he did that he fixed him

[butchgenji]

zenyatta is the first person in history to say "i can fix him" about a broken angry shell of a man and actually succeed. like he did that he fixed him

[plowolffe]

[rocknets]

the BEST plowolffe dynamic is Wolffe, deeply enraged by the world around him while plo just exudes that one john mulaney quote

[gleaming-glasses]

The B1s remind me of the banana guards

Audio from Adventure Time s6e3, James II

[automatonz]

Thinking about the fact that canonically, r2-d2 hijacked a ship and went on a stormtrooper killing spree all by himself just to save c-3po.

[automatonz]

Counterparts babyyyyy.

[gleaming-glasses]

More bounty hunter stuff

Audio from The Amazing World of Gumball s2 ep17, The Bumpkin

[iftheresaproblem-whatever]

The most important part of the “Mandalorian and Grogu” trailer 😁✊🏻💜

[naiad-r]

I’m going feral over your PloWolffe dads series. I even searched for something similar on ao3 but it doesn’t exist. I would cry for any au crumbs you could share <3

Yup, Plowolffe is a rare, rare pair. 😔

I have to make my own food if there's to be any AU involving them.

Here you go, anon. A crumb of Plo and Wolffe holding their whole world in their arms.

[thezenyattainthecorner]

Doodles of tons of stuff!!

We havent posted in forever ignore the yaoi

[fridgrave]

pocket-sized bf

[fridgrave]

pocket-sized bf

[thesphinxden]

Finally done with these. (Working on a Brok version!)

Sindri had a huge emotional impact on me. From the sweet, adorable dwarf who would give anything to anyone to the broken casualty of war who lost everything...Sindri really stole my heart by ripping it clean from my chest. Adam J. Harrington's performance brought such joy and ache and devastation to the character. The end of God of War: Ragnarok left me feeling a terrible sadness for Sindri and the deepest hopes that he gets some form of closure, whatever that means for him.

[pistachiozombie]

Blessed enough to draw Sindri from God of War for a commission ♥♥