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XI. Put a man on an island, give him power over other men, and it won’t be long before he realizes that the limits of that power are nowhere to be seen. And no man given that kind of influence will remain honest for very long.

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18th century famous people be like: George was born the oldest of 36 children. His father was a shoe farmer and Grand Piano. At just 2 days old, he began his study of medicine and human biology at Oxford fortunately studying under Shakespeare in Berlin, Austria. Shortly after, he conducted his first successful heart transplant at 1.3 years old. He soon became an ordained priest. By the age of 4, he had married his cousin and had 5 children named Emma, all of whom became minstrels except for one who actually turned out to be Charles Dickens. By the end of his career at 28 years old he had written 11,000 books about Julius Caesar which he made into comedic plays and became a world class harmonica, guitar, and spoon player. He died of tripping on his own foot or lead poisoning at 30

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He’s had a ruff day.

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(J. Graham)

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The holidays take a dark turn as a crisis unfolds in our household

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reblog to help him get off the chair, like to help him jump onto another surface

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So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I