[theshitneyspears]

this is WILD

[crazykyry]

shes zoomin dude

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[auckie]

[biganimetiddiesbitch]

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

[maplebunie]

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

[thebootydiaries]

no one: ur cute

[paintedreptile]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[itchycoil]

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

[roachpatrol]

thank you

[pettycentral]

[thegr8mattsby]

Which episode of Black Mirror is this?

[stability]

[negaozone]

[kiixiies]

[redfagdiver]

[plasticlovefuture]

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

[klubbhead]

Good work guys

[dongoverlord]

it’s 7 am…. good morning everypony

[yokelfelonking]

[klubbhead]

How the fuck did this get worse

[solarsyrup]

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

[k25ff]

(art by soup-erb on Tumblr)

[sushinfood]

Excuse the fuck out of all of you but you’re

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

[carnival-phantasm]

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

[wyrmmaster]

don’t threaten me with a good time

[carnival-phantasm]

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

[xanax23432432-blog]

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

[c-a-k-e-deactivated20170914]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chainmessages-blog]

[goanimatescreencaps]