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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor
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Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries
Need that mspaint picture of the kitten labeled "full of milk" but it's a drawing of a leech labeled "full of blood"
Art
Thy will be done.
i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street
car: stops for me at a crosswalk
me:
oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega
are the mlp horses the same size as actual horses because real horses are enormous and terrifying
so logically
you do know horses come in miniature version right
oh i see
et voíla
It’s called my LITTLE pony for a reason
ah yes
are we not going to talk about the dragon
Friendly reminder…
Added a couple size comparisons I found
damn, they werent kidding. these ponies are little
okay this is so fucking hilarious let me summarize some info i found from the notes and from wikipedia:
-he was in office less than a year
-he disappeared literally in the middle of the day
-before the disappearance, he refused to have bodyguards until a sniper shattered his office window and then finally gave in EXCEPT FOR on holiday, which his wife later suggested “was to hide his extramarital affairs”. not important to the story but i think it’s kinda funny
-he thought air tanks were “inauthentic”?
-he had “‘incredible powers of endurance underwater’, and sometimes kept himself amused during parliamentary debates by seeing how long he could hold his breath”
-his friends were worried about him doing this and he once told his press secretary, "Look Tony, what are the odds of a prime minister being drowned or taken by a shark?"
-he almost drowned TWICE that year already
-one of the headlines that day was about his doctor advising him to swim less
-they named a pool in his honor
I just wanna say that we cared very much about him! Here are some more facts:
he was overall a decent PM and not a terrible human being, which is especially impressive because he came from our conservative party
unfortunately he was super pro-Vietnam War and gave us the highly regrettable yet hilarious slogan "All The Way With LBJ"
at the time of his death, he was in danger of being sacked as PM (this is a thing we do, it's called a spill, it's basically a national hobby) because his fellow conservatives felt that he was too adept at compromising and finding common ground with progressives
he really did have a lot of affairs -- "not a terrible human being" doesn't mean he was a good husband (or had a good opinion on the Vietnam War)
his widow, Zara, was a socialite, and became a major fashion designer in the '70s -- her work was heavily muumuu based. My mother, who was a kid in the '60s, has this idea that Zara was "crazy", but it turns out she was just a woman with a lot of personality who didn't want to be defined by her philandering husband, and she wore a lot of muumuus
for many years conspiracy theories circulated about his death -- the big one was that he was killed by the Chinese/was a Chinese agent who swam out to a submarine and went 'home'
no I don't know either
my friend's dad grew up in the area he vanished, and he and his brother were in the front yard, cleaning their little boat, when two guys in suits came running up to use their phone and commandeer the boat because the PM had disappeared
consensus in my friend's family is that he got tangled in the thick kelp that grew around there and drowned
have been tangled in the kelp nearby, can confirm it is terrifying
he loved the sea
that's what it says on his memorial stone
because the sea killed him
#maytheseareturnhim
every single time there is a political crisis in Australia, we hope Harold Holt comes back to fix it
our current PM has a regrettable habit of just disappearing whenever there's a crisis, and we really do wish the sea would return Holt
when i die i want to be a goat when i come back i want to look like some wouldst thou like to live deliciously bitch i want some cunt driving by my field to see me and think to themselves that thats a bad omen right there
why am i not this
i need to hide my phone after taking my sleeping pills otherwise i start posting about wanting to look like baphomet or some shit
Honeymoongoose <3
ACE ATTORNEY IS IN THE NEWSPAPER AS QUEER (wrightworth)
ACE ATTORNEY IN THE SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE!! (Wednesday June 2nd 2021)
(Article below- left>right plz read before commenting)
The rumor come out- Does Phoenix Wright is gay?!?!
Yes, according to this article, in the SF chronicle newspaper, Phoenix Wright (bisexual) and Miles Edgeworth (gay?) shipname: Wrightworth is essentially ‘canon in all sense aside from legal’ this article makes me so happy to see!
Happy Pride Month Ya’ll!!
you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*
Must not impulse buy dnd books. Must not impulse buy dnd books. Must not impulse buy dnd books. Must not impulse buy dnd books. Must not impulse buy dnd books.
dancing in the field of hopes and dreams