to die is to die is to die…

[honeyjelli]

*buys something online*

wow it sure is good to have a reason to live again

[griffys]

What's wrong with grandpa??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

[driflloon]

I love expressing myself via spending money

[zumainthyfuture]

[thisaintthegoodshit]

Go off

[misconceptualised]

this is the best

[ripley-stark]

drag him

[biggerthan-thewholesky]

HELLO BABEEEEEEE

[theperksofidgaf-blog]

[cazavampiros]

these promo posters changed television

[coluring]

i used to think the brain was the most important part of the body. then I thought, look who’s telling me that…

[chrissongzzz]

your 7th emoji describes your sex life.

[dollsofthe1960s]

[greelin]

nothing will ever even come close to touching the humor + perfect execution of the question “is jake gyllenhaal gay?” being met with the response “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this”

[kitchentable]

[sleepygyal]

me: *keeps creating dramatic love scenarios at night and can’t fall asleep*

[rosettetoesobsessionjournal-dea]

[bitchycode]

[wizbutts]

[pakistaniheaux]

u know when ur mascara is smudged and ur concealer is creased and ur bun is half falling out and u catch urself in the mirror and ur like wow………….this is a #look